The best stupid jokes

Yo mama is so dumb she makes u look like a genius.
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has 55.91 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: stupid, Yo mama
Yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
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has 55.71 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she poured a bowl of Cheerios and said, "Look, my alphabet soup spells 'Ooooo.'"
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has 55.71 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: food, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
It was very hot, and this guy runs to a nearby store to buy a hand fan. There were two similar fans in make and model but one was 25 cents and the other was 50 cents. The guy opted for the cheaper one thinking that they work the same way. Before he left the store, the owner tried to impress on the buyer on how each works, but the buyer was not interested - a fan is a fan is a fan, and he knows how to work it. The 25 cent fan broke. He came back yelling and screaming that the fan was no good. The owner explained that he should have got the operating instructions: "With the 50 cent fan, you move your wrist left and right to get the air flowing. With the 25 cent fan which works differently, you hold the fan steady in your wrist and move your head left to right to get the air flowing."
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has 55.71 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: customer service, money, stupid, technology, weather
Yo mama so stupid someone said Christmas was around the corner and she went looking for it.
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has 55.57 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, stupid, Yo mama
At Andersen Air Force Base, Guam, a man in civilian clothes approached an airman and requested a vehicle pass. The young airman, fresh out of technical training, asked to see his military ID, driver's license and his vehicle registration. Noticing the letters BG on the man's identification, the new airman asked, "What's BG stand for - Big Guy?" "No," the man replied, leaning over the counter. "Try Brigadier General."
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has 55.57 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: air force, office, stupid
There was a blonde who was at an all blonde football game. At halftime she was called down to answer questions to see if she could win $1000. The first question was what is 10 plus 11? She hesitates and says, "hm.. 5!" The host says "No, I'm sorry thats incorrect." All of the blondes in the stadium chanted "Give her another chance, give her another chance!" So the host agrees and said, "Ok how about 5 plus 5." She answers and says "20". Again all the blondes chanted "Give her another chance, give her another chance." So the host agrees again and says, "OK, last chance, what is 2 plus 2." The blonde says "4!" and the audience says "Give her another chance give her another chance!"
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has 55.25 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: blonde, football, math, money, stupid
Mike: "Hey Joe. My girl friend always gets offended whenever I tell her jokes about bald people." Joe: "Is your girl friend bald?" Mike: "No. She"s a blonde."
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: blonde, friendship, insulting, relationship, stupid
Yo mama so stupid, she dropped off her phone because it stopped.
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has 54.77 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: phone, stupid, Yo mama
A man was beaten up by robbers on the road. He lay on the side of the road, half dead. A humanist came along, saw him and passed by on the other side. A Samaritan came by and also crossed to the other side. Finally, a modern Christian came along, looked at the man and said: "Whoever did this to you needs help."
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has 54.66 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: christian, stupid
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