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Yo mama so stupid someone said Christmas was around the corner and she went looking for it.
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has 56.92 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, stupid, Yo mama
A man asks his buddy: "Listen to me! Why has your wife left you, if I may ask?" And he says, "you know, she has told me that I am weak in the bed." "Oh, that is really sad. And what do you do to improve it?" And he says again: "you know, I have bought one book, the name of this book is Kamasutra, you know I am helping myself with the hand, I have learned all positions, but the last position I am not gonna make." "And what is the name of this position?" "You know, imagine the missionary position."
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has 56.92 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: friendship, marriage, mean, sex, stupid
A man is walking through the wood and he meets a really ugly, big and a fat frog. The frog says: "Hello, prince if you kiss me, I will fulfill you one wish. You can wish whatever you want." The man says: "Ok, I will kiss you." He kisses the frog, he has told her his wish but nothing has happened. And the frog said: "Now you can see, such an old man and still believes in fairy tales."
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has 56.84 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: age, animal, mean, stupid
Yo mamma so stupid she brought a spoon to a super bowl and the fat one brought a bowl.
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has 56.77 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: fat, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mama so stupid, she dropped off her phone because it stopped.
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has 56.65 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: phone, stupid, Yo mama
In some quarters, bookstores may be considered dinosaurs, but odd customers are evergreen, as these requests to bookstore clerks prove. "Can you tell me who the author of Shakespeare is?" "I'm looking for a book, but I only know the title, not the author. It's called Dante's Inferno." "I definitely don't want nonfiction. I like autobiographies and history." "Do you have Shakespeare in English?"
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has 56.50 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: business, communication, customer service, dinosaur, stupid
Q: Why did the blonde go to the dentist? A: Someone dented her car.
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has 56.36 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car, dentist, stupid
Q: Why couldn't the blonde write the number eleven? A: She didn't know what one came first.
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has 56.20 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: blonde, math, stupid
My husband, who uses a wheelchair, showed up at his eye doctor for an appointment. The receptionist checked the schedule, then said, "The nurse will call you in a moment. Have a seat." He smiled. "Done."
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has 56.20 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: communication, health, husband, nurse, stupid
Q: Why did two women walk into a saloon pointing bananas at people and shouting: "GIVE US YER LOOT!" A: They were both blonds.
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has 56.05 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: blonde, money, stupid
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