The best stupid jokes

Q: Why did the blonde go to the dentist? A: Someone dented her car.
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has 57.35 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car, dentist, stupid
A blonde was taking the tour of a national park not long ago. The ranger mentioned to the tour group that dinosaur fossils had been found in the area. The blonde exclaimed, "Wow! I can't believe the dinosaurs would come this close to the highway!"
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has 57.35 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: blonde, dinosaur, stupid, travel
Q: Does your mum like shopping on the Internet? A: No, the trolley keeps rolling off the top of the computer.
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has 57.35 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: computer, internet, stupid, technology, Yo mama
Q: Why did two women walk into a saloon pointing bananas at people and shouting: "GIVE US YER LOOT!" A: They were both blonds.
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has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: blonde, money, stupid
Yo mama is so stupid she married a carpenter just to get nailed.
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has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: marriage, stupid, Yo mama
Q: How do you plant dope? A: Bury a blonde.
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has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: blonde, insulting, stupid
Q: What do bleached blondes and airplanes both have in common? A: They both have a black box.
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has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: airplane, blonde, stupid
At Andersen Air Force Base, Guam, a man in civilian clothes approached an airman and requested a vehicle pass. The young airman, fresh out of technical training, asked to see his military ID, driver's license and his vehicle registration. Noticing the letters BG on the man's identification, the new airman asked, "What's BG stand for - Big Guy?" "No," the man replied, leaning over the counter. "Try Brigadier General."
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has 56.92 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: air force, office, stupid
A man asks his buddy: "Listen to me! Why has your wife left you, if I may ask?" And he says, "you know, she has told me that I am weak in the bed." "Oh, that is really sad. And what do you do to improve it?" And he says again: "you know, I have bought one book, the name of this book is Kamasutra, you know I am helping myself with the hand, I have learned all positions, but the last position I am not gonna make." "And what is the name of this position?" "You know, imagine the missionary position."
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has 56.92 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: friendship, marriage, mean, sex, stupid
Yo mamma so stupid she brought a spoon to a super bowl and the fat one brought a bowl.
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has 56.77 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: fat, stupid, Yo mama
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