Yo mama so fat and stupid, she went to a grocery store and tried to gamble at Butterball.
A man and his son went into a store.
The kid picked a USA flag and told his dad: "Dad, I want this flag."
The man tells him: "Nah, this looks too bright. Check if it's available in a different color."
Cloyd went to a Charleston dentist complaining his gums had shriveled up and his teeth were falling out.
After examining him, the dentist said, "Your mouth is really bad. Do you brush?"
"Ah sure do!" replied Cloyd. "Everee single day!"
"What do you brush with?" asked the dentist.
"Preparation H," said the redneck.
Don't you hate it when someone answers their own questions?
I do.
Vote:
While shopping at the grocery store, I noticed that the tuna packed in spring water was labeled dolphin safe, but the tuna packed in oil was not.
I mentioned this fact to the blonde cashier and mused out loud, "I wonder why?"
The blonde replied, "Must be because the oil would suffocate them."
Q: Does your mum like shopping on the Internet?
A: No, the trolley keeps rolling off the top of the computer.
Vote:
Yo mama is so stupid that she spent twenty minutes lookin' at an orange juice box because it said "concentrate".
Your mom is so stupid she thought Nickelback was a refund.
Yo' mama so stupid, she told me to meet her on the corner of "walk" and "don't walk."
Q: Why do blondes have more fun?
A: They are easier to keep amused.