The best stupid jokes

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought the international dateline was a global dating service.
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has 58.09 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: dating, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Q: Why was the blonde jogging backwards? A: She wanted to gain weight!
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has 57.92 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: athlete, blonde, fat, stupid
Yo mama is so dumb she makes u look like a genius.
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has 57.40 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: stupid, Yo mama
At the supermarket checkout, the cashier was having trouble finding the price for my cucumber. "Maybe the list is alphabetical," I offered. So he started searching from the bottom of the list: "Q... Q... Q..."
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has 57.40 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: customer service, food, stupid
A blonde was trying to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems selling it, because the car had almost 230,000 miles on it. One day, she told her problem to a brunette she worked with at a salon. The brunette told her, “There is a possibility to make the car easier to sell, but it’s not legal.” “That doesn’t matter,” replied the blonde, “if I can only sell the car.” “Okay,” said the brunette. “Here is the address of a friend of mine. He owns a car repair shop. Tell him I sent you and he will ‘fix it’. Then you shouldn’t have a problem anymore trying to sell your car.” The following weekend, the blonde made the trip to the mechanic. About one month after that, the brunette asked the blonde, “Did you sell your car?” “No,” replied the blonde, “Why should I? It only has 50,000 miles on it!”
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has 57.35 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car, money, stupid
Q: Does your mum like shopping on the Internet? A: No, the trolley keeps rolling off the top of the computer.
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has 57.35 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: computer, internet, stupid, technology, Yo mama
Yo mama is so stupid that she thinks Tiger Woods is a forest in India.
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has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: geography, golf, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Q: How do you plant dope? A: Bury a blonde.
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has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: blonde, insulting, stupid
Q: What do bleached blondes and airplanes both have in common? A: They both have a black box.
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has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: airplane, blonde, stupid
A German woman is walking down the street. Eleven blonde guys walk up and attack her. She screams, "Nein!, Nein" So two guys walk away.
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has 56.92 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: blonde, communication, ethnic, sex, stupid
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