The best stupid jokes

Once a blonde wanted to go to her boyfriend's home. Her mom advised her: "My sweet whenever your boy friend wanted to touch your pants tell him there is a hot oven so your hand will burn." Next day her mom asked her daughter: "Had you a good day?" The blonde answered: "It was the best day in my life because when my boyfriend touched my pants I told him: 'There is a hot oven and your hand would damage!' But he urged me that I've one hot dog and I wanna to cook it for several times he put his hot dog in my pants and then he put it in my mouth for confident whether it has been cooked or not."
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has 58.93 % from 100 votes. More jokes about: blonde, dirty, relationship, sex, stupid
Q: What does a blonde say when you blow in her ear? A: "Thanks for the refill!"
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: blonde, stupid
Yo mamma so stupid when she went to the library to get an application for a library card they said: "I need your ID" she gave them an EBT card.
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: stupid, work, Yo mama
Yo mama so stupid, she dropped off her phone because it stopped.
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has 58.67 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: phone, stupid, Yo mama
When I was young I had my first induction day in IT we were making an animation on scratch me and my friend decided to go on our phones. The teacher came over and asked, "what we were doing on our phones." I had to think fast so I said "we were researching something" she said that was alright. Still, to this day I wonder why she didn't notice that we had computers in front of us that had the school wifi.
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has 58.58 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: phone, school, stupid, teacher, technology
A man works in the operations department of a large bank. Employees call him from the field when they have problems with their computers. One night a blonde woman from a branch bank called him and said, "I've got smoke coming from the back of my computer terminal. Do you guys have a fire downtown?"
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: blonde, computer, stupid, technology, work
You might be a redneck if you're invited to a come as you party and you show up naked.
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: party, redneck, stupid
Yo mama is so stupid that she went to the store to buy a color TV and asked what colors they had.
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has 58.52 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: business, stupid, Yo mama
Client to designer: "It doesn't really look purple. It looks more like a mixture of red and blue."
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: customer service, stupid
Q: Why did the blonde have blisters on her lips? A: From trying to blow out light bulbs.
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has 58.18 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: blonde, light bulb, stupid
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