Q: Why did the blonde keep an empty carton of milk in the fridge?
A: In case she wanted black coffee.
Q: Why couldn't the blonde write the number eleven?
A: She didn't know what one came first.
Yo momma so stupid she thought that doctor pepper could heal her.
Yo' mama so stupid, she thought the Blizzard of '96 was a new item at Dairy Queen!
Yo Momma's so stupid, she ordered a cheeseburger without the cheese.
There were four people on a plane.
One of them, the Pilot.
The other was the president of the United States –Obama, The oldest man in the world, and a little boy.
The plane was about to crash and the only option for survival was to jump!
But there were only three parachutes.
The Pilot took a parachute and said, "I'm the pilot, so I should get a parachute."
And he jumped off.
Then Obama grabs a and jumps saying, "Since I'm the president, I get one too!"
And he jumps.
The little boy then grabs a parachute and hands it to the old man.
The man declines, saying, "No, boy, take it. I'm too old anyway."
The boy answers, "What? No! Obama took my back-pack!"
Vote:
Yo' Mama is so dumb, if her brains were farts, there wouldn't be enough to stink.
Q: What is a blonde's definition of a naval destroyer?
A: A hula hoop with a nail in it.
Yo mama so stupid she told a yo mama joke to you.
Vote:
I wonder what happened to that dumb blonde I went out with.
I dyed my hair!