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Yo mama is so dumb she makes u look like a genius.
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has 57.40 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: stupid, Yo mama
A blonde was trying to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems selling it, because the car had almost 230,000 miles on it. One day, she told her problem to a brunette she worked with at a salon. The brunette told her, “There is a possibility to make the car easier to sell, but it’s not legal.” “That doesn’t matter,” replied the blonde, “if I can only sell the car.” “Okay,” said the brunette. “Here is the address of a friend of mine. He owns a car repair shop. Tell him I sent you and he will ‘fix it’. Then you shouldn’t have a problem anymore trying to sell your car.” The following weekend, the blonde made the trip to the mechanic. About one month after that, the brunette asked the blonde, “Did you sell your car?” “No,” replied the blonde, “Why should I? It only has 50,000 miles on it!”
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has 57.35 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car, money, stupid
Sometimes I use really big words which I don't understand to make me seem more photosynthesis.
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has 57.35 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: communication, stupid
A blonde gets her first period, so she goes to the drugstore to get some pads. The wide selection and huge variety confuse her, so she asks the clerk for some help. "What kind of pads should I get?" she says. "This is all new to me." "Well," says the clerk, "that depends on the flow." She says, "It's ceramic tile."
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has 57.35 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: blonde, communication, stupid
At Andersen Air Force Base, Guam, a man in civilian clothes approached an airman and requested a vehicle pass. The young airman, fresh out of technical training, asked to see his military ID, driver's license and his vehicle registration. Noticing the letters BG on the man's identification, the new airman asked, "What's BG stand for - Big Guy?" "No," the man replied, leaning over the counter. "Try Brigadier General."
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has 57.17 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: air force, office, stupid
Yo mama is so stupid she married a carpenter just to get nailed.
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has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: marriage, stupid, Yo mama
Q: How do you plant dope? A: Bury a blonde.
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has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: blonde, insulting, stupid
Q: Why did the blonde keep an empty carton of milk in the fridge? A: In case she wanted black coffee.
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has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: blonde, food, stupid
Q: What do bleached blondes and airplanes both have in common? A: They both have a black box.
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has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: airplane, blonde, stupid
You might be a redneck if you're invited to a come as you party and you show up naked.
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has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: party, redneck, stupid
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