Two blondes are walking down the street.
One notices a compact on the sidewalk and leans down to pick it up.
She opens it, looks in the mirror and says, "Hmmm, this person looks familiar."
The second blonde says, "Here, let me see!"
So the first Blonde hands her the compact.
She looks in the mirror and says, "You dummy, it's me!"
Q: Why did the blonde keep an empty carton of milk in the fridge?
A: In case she wanted black coffee.
Q: Why couldn't the blonde write the number eleven?
A: She didn't know what one came first.
Yo momma so stupid she thought that doctor pepper could heal her.
Yo' mama so stupid, she thought the Blizzard of '96 was a new item at Dairy Queen!
Yo Momma's so stupid, she ordered a cheeseburger without the cheese.
There were four people on a plane.
One of them, the Pilot.
The other was the president of the United States –Obama, The oldest man in the world, and a little boy.
The plane was about to crash and the only option for survival was to jump!
But there were only three parachutes.
The Pilot took a parachute and said, "I'm the pilot, so I should get a parachute."
And he jumped off.
Then Obama grabs a and jumps saying, "Since I'm the president, I get one too!"
And he jumps.
The little boy then grabs a parachute and hands it to the old man.
The man declines, saying, "No, boy, take it. I'm too old anyway."
The boy answers, "What? No! Obama took my back-pack!"
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Yo' Mama is so dumb, if her brains were farts, there wouldn't be enough to stink.
Q: What is a blonde's definition of a naval destroyer?
A: A hula hoop with a nail in it.
Yo mama so stupid she told a yo mama joke to you.
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