The best stupid jokes

Q: What does a blonde say when you blow in her ear? A: "Thanks for the refill!"
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: blonde, stupid
Yo mama is so stupid that she spent twenty minutes lookin' at an orange juice box because it said "concentrate".
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: stupid, time, Yo mama
Yo' mama so stupid, she told me to meet her on the corner of "walk" and "don't walk."
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has 51.61 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: stupid, Yo mama
Yo mama so stupid... she died of starvation in a grocery store.
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has 51.61 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: death, stupid, Yo mama
I wonder what happened to that dumb blonde I went out with. I dyed my hair!
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has 51.61 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: beauty, blonde, life, stupid
Yo mama so damn short, she uses salt shaker as a toilet.
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has 51.61 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, stupid, Yo mama
A teacher asked a student to write 55. Student asked: How? Teacher: Write 5 and beside it another 5! The student wrote 5 and stopped. Teacher: What are you waiting for? Student: I don't know which side to write the other 5!
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has 51.55 % from 230 votes. More jokes about: math, school, student, stupid, teacher
I posted a blonde joke on facebook accompanied by: "for my blonde friends... an apology". One of them responded. "You don't have to apologise for having blonde friends."
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has 50.80 % from 100 votes. More jokes about: blonde, communication, Facebook, friendship, stupid
Standing in line at a restaurant, I noticed that the few available tables left had not been cleaned off. I mentioned this to the cashier, who told the manager. A minute later, an annoyed-looking teen emerged from the back with a spray bottle and paper towels in hand. "All right," she bellowed clear across the crowded dining room, "which one of you people wanted a clean table?"
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: food, management, stupid
Yo momma is so stupid... she tried to climb mountain dew!
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: stupid, Yo mama
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