The best stupid jokes

Q: How do you keep a Republican busy for a week? A: Turn on the spell checker.
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has 53.15 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: insulting, political, republican, stupid, work
Yo mamma so stupid she thought Donald trump was a trumpit.
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has 53.03 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: political, stupid, Yo mama
Yo momma so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
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has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
A woman stopped by our customer-service desk and asked me for a copy of the book that has Jesus in it. After much back-and-forth, I determined that she wanted the Bible. After searching for a particular book on dinosaurs in the science section without luck, a customer looked to me for help. She showed me a piece of paper with the title written on it: Thesaurus.
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has 52.50 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: bible, christian, customer service, dinosaur, stupid
A blonde is watching a ventriloquist perform at a bar and the ventriloquist, with his dummy, is telling blonde joke after blonde joke, filling the bar with laughter. After several of these jokes, the blonde stands up, infuriated, and yells, "Listen here, jack*ss. Not all blondes are stupid and the jokes need to stop, it is a very cheap way to get laughs." Stunned, the ventriloquist timidly begins to apologize, "Ma'am, I am so sorry. I had no idea I was offending anyone." The blonde replies, "Stay out of this, sir. I'm talking to that little sh*t on your knee!"
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has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: bar, blonde, stupid
Chuck Norris was supposed to be in the movie Halloween but the director thought it would be kind of stupid for Michael Meyers to stab himself in fear.
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has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Halloween, stupid
Q: Why do blondes have more fun? A: They are easier to keep amused.
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has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: blonde, stupid
Yo mama so fat and stupid, she went to a grocery store and tried to gamble at Butterball.
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has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, stupid, Yo mama
Yo Mama's so stupid I asked her to buy me a pare of sneakers and she came back with 2 candy bars.
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has 52.41 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mama's so stupid she studied for blood test and failed.
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has 51.70 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: health, student, stupid, Yo mama
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