Q: What does a blonde say when you blow in her ear? A: "Thanks for the refill!"
Yo mama is so stupid that she spent twenty minutes lookin' at an orange juice box because it said "concentrate".
Yo' mama so stupid, she told me to meet her on the corner of "walk" and "don't walk."
Yo mama so stupid... she died of starvation in a grocery store.
I wonder what happened to that dumb blonde I went out with. I dyed my hair!
Yo mama so damn short, she uses salt shaker as a toilet.
A teacher asked a student to write 55. Student asked: How? Teacher: Write 5 and beside it another 5! The student wrote 5 and stopped. Teacher: What are you waiting for? Student: I don't know which side to write the other 5!
I posted a blonde joke on facebook accompanied by: "for my blonde friends... an apology". One of them responded. "You don't have to apologise for having blonde friends."
Standing in line at a restaurant, I noticed that the few available tables left had not been cleaned off. I mentioned this to the cashier, who told the manager. A minute later, an annoyed-looking teen emerged from the back with a spray bottle and paper towels in hand. "All right," she bellowed clear across the crowded dining room, "which one of you people wanted a clean table?"
Yo momma is so stupid... she tried to climb mountain dew!