There are three men on a desert island: Genius, Smart, and Idiot. Genius has concluded that at least one man must swim to shore and get help. Genius volunteered himself, as he is the most likely to get remember to get help. Genius, not being very athletic, swam halfway to safety and then drowned. Days later, Smart finally realized Genius drowned. Smart then decided it was his turn to swim and get help. Idiot agreed because he didn't know what was happening. Smart, not being very athletic, swam three quarte rs of the way to safety and drowned. Days later, Idiot decided it must his turn to swim. He also did not know what his goal was. Idiot, not having very much intelligence, swam halfway to safety, felt tired, so he swam back to the island he was stranded on.
Yo mama's so stupid she studied for blood test and failed.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
Q: What do blondes eat to increase their breast size? A: Silicone chips.
Q: Why do blondes always die before help arrives? A: They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1".
Yo mama is so stupid that she spent twenty minutes lookin' at an orange juice box because it said "concentrate".
Yo mama's so stupid when she cries for help she says "come here please".
Q: Why was the blonde jogging backwards? A: She wanted to gain weight!
A woman called the Colorado State Division of Wildlife regarding a snake in her backyard. "Can you tell me what kind it is?" she asked. "Can you describe it?" I asked. "Yes," she said. "It's long and thin."
Yo mama so damn short, she uses salt shaker as a toilet.