The best stupid jokes

There are three men on a desert island: Genius, Smart, and Idiot. Genius has concluded that at least one man must swim to shore and get help. Genius volunteered himself, as he is the most likely to get remember to get help. Genius, not being very athletic, swam halfway to safety and then drowned. Days later, Smart finally realized Genius drowned. Smart then decided it was his turn to swim and get help. Idiot agreed because he didn't know what was happening. Smart, not being very athletic, swam three quarte rs of the way to safety and drowned. Days later, Idiot decided it must his turn to swim. He also did not know what his goal was. Idiot, not having very much intelligence, swam halfway to safety, felt tired, so he swam back to the island he was stranded on.
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has 52.05 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: desert island, memory, sport, stupid, time
A man and his son went into a store. The kid picked a USA flag and told his dad: "Dad, I want this flag." The man tells him: "Nah, this looks too bright. Check if it's available in a different color."
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has 51.86 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: dad, ethnic, kids, stupid
Yo mama's so stupid she studied for blood test and failed.
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has 51.70 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: health, student, stupid, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: stupid, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought Meow Mix was a rap CD for cats.
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: cat, music, stupid, Yo mama
Q: What is a blonde's definition of a naval destroyer? A: A hula hoop with a nail in it.
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: blonde, stupid
Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is working? A: Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No.
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car, stupid
Q: Why do blondes always die before help arrives? A: They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1".
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: blonde, phone, stupid
Yo mama is so stupid that she spent twenty minutes lookin' at an orange juice box because it said "concentrate".
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: stupid, time, Yo mama
Yo mama's so stupid when she cries for help she says "come here please".
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: communication, mean, stupid, Yo mama
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