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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought Meow Mix was a rap CD for cats.
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Q: What is a blonde's definition of a naval destroyer? A: A hula hoop with a nail in it.
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Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is working? A: Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No.
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Yo mama is so stupid that she spent twenty minutes lookin' at an orange juice box because it said "concentrate".
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Yo mama's so stupid when she cries for help she says "come here please".
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: communication, mean, stupid, Yo mama
There's a senior citizen driving on the highway. His wife calls him on his cell phone and in a worried voice says, "George, be careful! I just heard on the radio that there was a madman driving the wrong way on Route 110!" George says, "I know, but there isn't just one, there are hundreds!"
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has 51.61 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: driving, old people, phone, stupid, wife
While shopping at the grocery store, I noticed that the tuna packed in spring water was labeled dolphin safe, but the tuna packed in oil was not. I mentioned this fact to the blonde cashier and mused out loud, "I wonder why?" The blonde replied, "Must be because the oil would suffocate them."
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has 51.61 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: blonde, stupid
Yo mama so damn short, she uses salt shaker as a toilet.
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Yo mama is so stupid that when a teacher told the class nobody is perfect, he replied, "I want to become nobody!"
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has 51.13 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: communication, school, stupid, teacher, Yo mama
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