The best stupid jokes

A blonde was having sharp pains in her side. The doctor examined her and said, "You have acute appendicitis." The blond yelled at the doctor... "A cute appendicitis! I came here to get medical help, not get a stupid compliment!"
has 47.62 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: blonde, doctor, medical, stupid
When I was young I had my first induction day in IT we were making an animation on scratch me and my friend decided to go on our phones. The teacher came over and asked, "what we were doing on our phones." I had to think fast so I said "we were researching something" she said that was alright. Still, to this day I wonder why she didn't notice that we had computers in front of us that had the school wifi.
has 47.46 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: phone, school, stupid, teacher, technology
Yo' Mama is so stupid, when her batteries die, she buries them.
has 47.37 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
There's a senior citizen driving on the highway. His wife calls him on his cell phone and in a worried voice says, "George, be careful! I just heard on the radio that there was a madman driving the wrong way on Route 110!" George says, "I know, but there isn't just one, there are hundreds!"
has 47.21 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: driving, old people, phone, stupid, wife
Yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
has 46.87 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
A husband is driving with her blonde wife, the husband says "Can you stick your head out the window if the blinker works?" T hen the blonde sticks her head out the window and replies, "Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes..".
has 46.87 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: blonde, communication, marriage, stupid
A man asks his buddy: "Listen to me! Why has your wife left you, if I may ask?" And he says, "you know, she has told me that I am weak in the bed." "Oh, that is really sad. And what do you do to improve it?" And he says again: "you know, I have bought one book, the name of this book is Kamasutra, you know I am helping myself with the hand, I have learned all positions, but the last position I am not gonna make." "And what is the name of this position?" "You know, imagine the missionary position."
has 46.76 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: friendship, marriage, mean, sex, stupid
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she tried to put the leftover orange juice back in the rind.
has 46.54 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: food, stupid, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought Meow Mix was a rap CD for cats.
has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: cat, music, stupid, Yo mama
Q: What does a blonde say when you blow in her ear? A: "Thanks for the refill!"
has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: blonde, stupid
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