The best stupid jokes

Q: Why do blondes always die before help arrives? A: They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1".
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: blonde, phone, stupid
Yo mama is so stupid that she spent twenty minutes lookin' at an orange juice box because it said "concentrate".
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: stupid, time, Yo mama
Yo mama's so stupid when she cries for help she says "come here please".
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: communication, mean, stupid, Yo mama
Chuck Norris was supposed to be in the movie Halloween but the director thought it would be kind of stupid for Michael Meyers to stab himself in fear.
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has 51.61 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Halloween, stupid
While shopping at the grocery store, I noticed that the tuna packed in spring water was labeled dolphin safe, but the tuna packed in oil was not. I mentioned this fact to the blonde cashier and mused out loud, "I wonder why?" The blonde replied, "Must be because the oil would suffocate them."
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has 51.61 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: blonde, stupid
Yo mama so damn short, she uses salt shaker as a toilet.
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has 51.61 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, stupid, Yo mama
There are three men on a desert island: Genius, Smart, and Idiot. Genius has concluded that at least one man must swim to shore and get help. Genius volunteered himself, as he is the most likely to get remember to get help. Genius, not being very athletic, swam halfway to safety and then drowned. Days later, Smart finally realized Genius drowned. Smart then decided it was his turn to swim and get help. Idiot agreed because he didn't know what was happening. Smart, not being very athletic, swam three quarte rs of the way to safety and drowned. Days later, Idiot decided it must his turn to swim. He also did not know what his goal was. Idiot, not having very much intelligence, swam halfway to safety, felt tired, so he swam back to the island he was stranded on.
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has 51.55 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: desert island, memory, sport, stupid, time
Yo mamma so stupid she thought Donald trump was a trumpit.
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has 51.39 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: political, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mama is so stupid that when a teacher told the class nobody is perfect, he replied, "I want to become nobody!"
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has 51.13 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: communication, school, stupid, teacher, Yo mama
Yo mama is stupid, she put a book in her friend face and named facebook.
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has 50.97 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Facebook, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
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