The best stupid jokes

A husband is driving with her blonde wife, the husband says "Can you stick your head out the window if the blinker works?" T hen the blonde sticks her head out the window and replies, "Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes..".
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has 51.61 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: blonde, communication, marriage, stupid
A teacher asked a student to write 55. Student asked: How? Teacher: Write 5 and beside it another 5! The student wrote 5 and stopped. Teacher: What are you waiting for? Student: I don't know which side to write the other 5!
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has 51.59 % from 228 votes. More jokes about: math, school, student, stupid, teacher
I posted a blonde joke on facebook accompanied by: "for my blonde friends... an apology". One of them responded. "You don't have to apologise for having blonde friends."
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has 51.36 % from 99 votes. More jokes about: blonde, communication, Facebook, friendship, stupid
A German woman is walking down the street. Eleven blonde guys walk up and attack her. She screams, "Nein!, Nein" So two guys walk away.
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has 51.28 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: blonde, communication, ethnic, sex, stupid
Yo' Mama is so stupid, when her batteries die, she buries them.
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Standing in line at a restaurant, I noticed that the few available tables left had not been cleaned off. I mentioned this to the cashier, who told the manager. A minute later, an annoyed-looking teen emerged from the back with a spray bottle and paper towels in hand. "All right," she bellowed clear across the crowded dining room, "which one of you people wanted a clean table?"
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: food, management, stupid
Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds? Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.
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has 50.29 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: men, stupid, women
A man and his son went into a store. The kid picked a USA flag and told his dad: "Dad, I want this flag." The man tells him: "Nah, this looks too bright. Check if it's available in a different color."
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has 50.22 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: dad, ethnic, kids, stupid
A truck was traveling through town. When the driver stopped at a red light, A blonde jumped out of her car, ran up to the driver of the truck, and said, "Mr. you're losing part of your load". She jumps back into her car and follows the truck to the next light. She jumps out of car and runs up to the driver's window, "Mr. you're losing part of your load." The same thing happens for 7 stops, finally the 8th stop, the blonde came running up to the truck driver's window, before she could say anything, the driver said, "MA'AM, THIS IS WINTER IN MAINE, I'M DRIVING A SALT TRUCK......."
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has 49.93 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car, stupid, winter
Q: Why do blondes have more fun? A: They are easier to keep amused.
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has 49.93 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: blonde, stupid
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