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Yo momma so fat she thought planet earth was her stomach.
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has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: fat, stupid, Yo mama
There were four people on a plane. One of them, the Pilot. The other was the president of the United States –Obama, The oldest man in the world, and a little boy. The plane was about to crash and the only option for survival was to jump! But there were only three parachutes. The Pilot took a parachute and said, "I'm the pilot, so I should get a parachute." And he jumped off. Then Obama grabs a and jumps saying, "Since I'm the president, I get one too!" And he jumps. The little boy then grabs a parachute and hands it to the old man. The man declines, saying, "No, boy, take it. I'm too old anyway." The boy answers, "What? No! Obama took my back-pack!"
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has 52.42 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: age, airplane, black humor, political, stupid
A German woman is walking down the street. Eleven blonde guys walk up and attack her. She screams, "Nein!, Nein" So two guys walk away.
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has 52.23 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: blonde, communication, ethnic, sex, stupid
A blonde made several attempts to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems finding a buyer because the car had 340,000 miles on it. She discussed her problem with a brunette that she worked with at a bar. The brunette suggested, "There may be a chance to sell that car easier, but it's not going to be legal." "That doesn't matter at all," replied the blonde. "All that matters it that I am able to sell this car." "Alright," replied the brunette. In a quiet voice, she told the blonde: "Here is the address of a friend of mine. He owns a car repair shop around here. Tell him I sent you, and he will turn the counter back on your car to 40,000 miles. Then it shouldn't be a problem to sell your car." The following weekend, the blonde took a trip to the mechanic on the brunette's advice. About one month after that, the brunette saw the blonde and asked, "Did you sell your car?" "No!" replied the blonde. "Why should I? It only has 40,000 miles on it."
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car, stupid
Yo Mama's so stupid I asked her to buy me a pare of sneakers and she came back with 2 candy bars.
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has 51.86 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
There are three men on a desert island: Genius, Smart, and Idiot. Genius has concluded that at least one man must swim to shore and get help. Genius volunteered himself, as he is the most likely to get remember to get help. Genius, not being very athletic, swam halfway to safety and then drowned. Days later, Smart finally realized Genius drowned. Smart then decided it was his turn to swim and get help. Idiot agreed because he didn't know what was happening. Smart, not being very athletic, swam three quarte rs of the way to safety and drowned. Days later, Idiot decided it must his turn to swim. He also did not know what his goal was. Idiot, not having very much intelligence, swam halfway to safety, felt tired, so he swam back to the island he was stranded on.
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has 51.80 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: desert island, memory, sport, stupid, time
A teacher asked a student to write 55. Student asked: How? Teacher: Write 5 and beside it another 5! The student wrote 5 and stopped. Teacher: What are you waiting for? Student: I don't know which side to write the other 5!
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has 51.75 % from 231 votes. More jokes about: math, school, student, stupid, teacher
Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds? Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.
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has 51.70 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: men, stupid, women
Yo mama is so stupid that she thinks Tiger Woods is a forest in India.
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has 51.70 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: geography, golf, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she took a ladder to a Giants game.
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: game, stupid, Yo mama
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