The best stupid jokes

Q: Why did two women walk into a saloon pointing bananas at people and shouting: "GIVE US YER LOOT!" A: They were both blonds.
has 49.36 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: blonde, money, stupid
Q: Why was the blonde jogging backwards? A: She wanted to gain weight!
has 49.30 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: athlete, blonde, fat, stupid
There are three men on a desert island: Genius, Smart, and Idiot. Genius has concluded that at least one man must swim to shore and get help. Genius volunteered himself, as he is the most likely to get remember to get help. Genius, not being very athletic, swam halfway to safety and then drowned. Days later, Smart finally realized Genius drowned. Smart then decided it was his turn to swim and get help. Idiot agreed because he didn't know what was happening. Smart, not being very athletic, swam three quarte rs of the way to safety and drowned. Days later, Idiot decided it must his turn to swim. He also did not know what his goal was. Idiot, not having very much intelligence, swam halfway to safety, felt tired, so he swam back to the island he was stranded on.
has 49.13 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: desert island, memory, sport, stupid, time
Yo mama so stupid... she died of starvation in a grocery store.
has 48.79 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: death, stupid, Yo mama
My husband, who uses a wheelchair, showed up at his eye doctor for an appointment. The receptionist checked the schedule, then said, "The nurse will call you in a moment. Have a seat." He smiled. "Done."
has 48.78 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: communication, health, husband, nurse, stupid
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she took a ladder to a Giants game.
has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: game, stupid, Yo mama
Caller: Oh, no, it’s just the stupid, stupid design of this computer. Every time I want to click something, I have to unplug the keyboard to plug in the mouse. And then every time I want to use the keyboard again, I have to unplug the mouse. Because there’s only one jack. Agent: Ma’am, you do realize that there’s a jack on the keyboard itself? You’re supposed to plug the mouse into the keyboard, and the keyboard into the computer. Caller: Are you kidding me!? Oh, wait a minute—yes, I see it now! Oh, holy cow. That’s going to be so much easier! Agent: Just out of curiosity, how long have you been using your computer that way? Caller: Six weeks!
has 48.55 % from 91 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT, stupid
Q: How many University Graduates does it take to change a light bulb? A: One, but it may take up to seven years!
has 48.41 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: graduation, light bulb, student, stupid, time
Q: How can you tell that a blonde been baking chocolate chip cookies? A: There are M&M shells all over the floor.
has 48.41 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: blonde, chocolate, food, stupid
Yo mama so stupid, she dropped off her phone because it stopped.
has 48.41 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: phone, stupid, Yo mama
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