The best stupid jokes

Q: What is a blonde's definition of a naval destroyer? A: A hula hoop with a nail in it.
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has 53.58 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: blonde, stupid
Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is working? A: Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No.
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has 53.58 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car, stupid
Yo momma is so stupid... she tried to climb mountain dew!
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has 53.58 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: stupid, Yo mama
Police Officer says "We'll never forget 9/11..." In my mind: "I hope not It's your damn number!"
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has 53.57 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: cop, history, memory, phone, stupid
A blonde is watching a ventriloquist perform at a bar and the ventriloquist, with his dummy, is telling blonde joke after blonde joke, filling the bar with laughter. After several of these jokes, the blonde stands up, infuriated, and yells, "Listen here, jack*ss. Not all blondes are stupid and the jokes need to stop, it is a very cheap way to get laughs." Stunned, the ventriloquist timidly begins to apologize, "Ma'am, I am so sorry. I had no idea I was offending anyone." The blonde replies, "Stay out of this, sir. I'm talking to that little sh*t on your knee!"
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has 53.18 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: bar, blonde, stupid
While shopping at the grocery store, I noticed that the tuna packed in spring water was labeled dolphin safe, but the tuna packed in oil was not. I mentioned this fact to the blonde cashier and mused out loud, "I wonder why?" The blonde replied, "Must be because the oil would suffocate them."
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has 53.18 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: blonde, stupid
Two blondes are walking down the street. One notices a compact on the sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. She opens it, looks in the mirror and says, "Hmmm, this person looks familiar." The second blonde says, "Here, let me see!" So the first Blonde hands her the compact. She looks in the mirror and says, "You dummy, it's me!"
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has 53.18 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: blonde, stupid
Your mama so dumb she thought the shoes Vans are actually vans.
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has 53.18 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Q: Why was the blonde jogging backwards? A: She wanted to gain weight!
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has 53.07 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: athlete, blonde, fat, stupid
Yo momma so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
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has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
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