The best stupid jokes

"Mom, where do tampons go?" "Where the babies come from, darling." "In a stork?
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has 48.02 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: dirty, kids, stupid
A woman stopped by our customer-service desk and asked me for a copy of the book that has Jesus in it. After much back-and-forth, I determined that she wanted the Bible. After searching for a particular book on dinosaurs in the science section without luck, a customer looked to me for help. She showed me a piece of paper with the title written on it: Thesaurus.
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has 47.79 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: bible, christian, customer service, dinosaur, stupid
After a number of attempts to get the customer service agent on the phone to understand his name, my Asian American friend Appappa decided to spell it out. "A for apple," he began. "P for pineapple, p for pineapple, a for apple, p for pineapple, p for—" The flustered agent interrupted. "I have a better idea," she said. "Just tell me how many apples and how many pineapples."
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has 47.49 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: asian, communication, customer service, phone, stupid
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she called the police to report a suspicious looking person lurking in her mirror.
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has 47.37 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: cop, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so stupid, when her batteries die, she buries them.
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has 47.37 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Q: How can you tell that a blonde been baking chocolate chip cookies? A: There are M&M shells all over the floor.
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has 47.24 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: blonde, chocolate, food, stupid
Yo mama is stupid, she put a book in her friend face and named facebook.
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has 46.90 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Facebook, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mamma is stupid she bought tickets to Flo ridas concert but instead she went to Florida.
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has 46.77 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: music, stupid, travel, Yo mama
Yo mama is so dumb she stuck a battery up her butt and said, "I got energy!"
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has 46.70 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
One guy says to a bald guy "Your hair ran away to find someone with a brain."
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has 46.60 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: insulting, mean, men, stupid
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