A boy with a physical disability has just returned from a summer camp. His mum with an astonished face notices a diploma dancing for 1st place at the bottom of the boy's luggage. Mum: "Jimmy, did you dance with a girl?" Boy: "Nouuu." Mum: "Did you dance with a boy then?" Boy: "No, mum." Mum: "So how did you get it?" Boy: "I went to take some tea."
Q: Why do Blondes wear padded shoulders? A: So they don't get a concussion while bobbing them from head side to side as they are saying "I don't know?" whenever you ask them a question.
A husband is driving with her blonde wife, the husband says "Can you stick your head out the window if the blinker works?" T hen the blonde sticks her head out the window and replies, "Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes..".
Yo momma’s so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran and got a bowl.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she smashed open her TV hoping to find a TV dinner.
"Mom, where do tampons go?" "Where the babies come from, darling." "In a stork?
Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds? Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.
You momma so stupid I see her walking the pigs down the street I'd asked "What she doing?" And she said "Going piggy back riding"!
Yo' Mama is so stupid, you need to put your head up her ass to get her perspective.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she called the police to report a suspicious looking person lurking in her mirror.