"Mom, where do tampons go?" "Where the babies come from, darling." "In a stork?
A woman stopped by our customer-service desk and asked me for a copy of the book that has Jesus in it. After much back-and-forth, I determined that she wanted the Bible. After searching for a particular book on dinosaurs in the science section without luck, a customer looked to me for help. She showed me a piece of paper with the title written on it: Thesaurus.
After a number of attempts to get the customer service agent on the phone to understand his name, my Asian American friend Appappa decided to spell it out. "A for apple," he began. "P for pineapple, p for pineapple, a for apple, p for pineapple, p for—" The flustered agent interrupted. "I have a better idea," she said. "Just tell me how many apples and how many pineapples."
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she called the police to report a suspicious looking person lurking in her mirror.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, when her batteries die, she buries them.
Q: How can you tell that a blonde been baking chocolate chip cookies? A: There are M&M shells all over the floor.
Yo mama is stupid, she put a book in her friend face and named facebook.
Yo mamma is stupid she bought tickets to Flo ridas concert but instead she went to Florida.
Yo mama is so dumb she stuck a battery up her butt and said, "I got energy!"
One guy says to a bald guy "Your hair ran away to find someone with a brain."