Yo' Mama is so stupid, she taped toilet paper to her TV set for free paper view.
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Yo mama is stupid, she put a book in her friend face and named facebook.
A boy with a physical disability has just returned from a summer camp.
His mum with an astonished face notices a diploma dancing for 1st place at the bottom of the boy's luggage.
Mum: "Jimmy, did you dance with a girl?"
Boy: "Nouuu."
Mum: "Did you dance with a boy then?"
Boy: "No, mum."
Mum: "So how did you get it?"
Boy: "I went to take some tea."
Q: Why do Blondes wear padded shoulders?
A: So they don't get a concussion while bobbing them from head side to side as they are saying "I don't know?" whenever you ask them a question.
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Yo momma’s so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran and got a bowl.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she smashed open her TV hoping to find a TV dinner.
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"Mom, where do tampons go?"
"Where the babies come from, darling."
"In a stork?
Little Johnny was a chemist.
Little Johnny is no more.
What he thought was H2O was H2SO4.
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A woman stopped by our customer-service desk and asked me for a copy of the book that has Jesus in it.
After much back-and-forth, I determined that she wanted the Bible.
After searching for a particular book on dinosaurs in the science section without luck, a customer looked to me for help.
She showed me a piece of paper with the title written on it: Thesaurus.
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You momma so stupid I see her walking the pigs down the street I'd asked "What she doing?" And she said "Going piggy back riding"!
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