Yo mama is so stupid that when a teacher told the class nobody is perfect, he replied, "I want to become nobody!"
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A teacher asked a student to write 55.
Student asked: How?
Teacher: Write 5 and beside it another 5!
The student wrote 5 and stopped.
Teacher: What are you waiting for?
Student: I don't know which side to write the other 5!
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought Meow Mix was a rap CD for cats.
Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is working?
A: Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No.
Yo mama's so stupid when she cries for help she says "come here please".
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought a ribbed condom was soul food.
Little Johnny was a chemist.
Little Johnny is no more.
What he thought was H2O was H2SO4.
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A Liberal found a magic genie's lamp and rubbed it.
The genie said, "I will grant you one wish."
He said, "I wish I were smarter".
So the genie made him a Republican.
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Yo mama's so stupid she studied for blood test and failed.