The best stupid jokes

Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is working? A: Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No.
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has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car, stupid
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought a ribbed condom was soul food.
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has 49.51 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: food, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Your mama is so stupid, when she lost her dildo she called the cops to look for it.
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has 49.36 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: cop, dirty, sex, stupid, Yo mama
Little Johnny was a chemist. Little Johnny is no more. What he thought was H2O was H2SO4.
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has 48.88 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, death, little Johnny, stupid
Yo mama's so stupid she studied for blood test and failed.
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has 48.79 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: health, student, stupid, Yo mama
Chuck Norris was supposed to be in the movie Halloween but the director thought it would be kind of stupid for Michael Meyers to stab himself in fear.
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has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Halloween, stupid
Q: What kinds of people don't get invited to blonde parties? A: Women!
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has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: blonde, party, stupid, women
Yo momma so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, technology, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she taped toilet paper to her TV set for free paper view.
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, technology, Yo mama
You momma so stupid I see her walking the pigs down the street I'd asked "What she doing?" And she said "Going piggy back riding"!
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has 48.13 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: animal, communication, stupid, Yo mama
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