The best stupid jokes

Q: Why do Blondes wear padded shoulders? A: So they don't get a concussion while bobbing them from head side to side as they are saying "I don't know?" whenever you ask them a question.
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: beauty, blonde, communication, stupid
Standing in line at a restaurant, I noticed that the few available tables left had not been cleaned off. I mentioned this to the cashier, who told the manager. A minute later, an annoyed-looking teen emerged from the back with a spray bottle and paper towels in hand. "All right," she bellowed clear across the crowded dining room, "which one of you people wanted a clean table?"
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: food, management, stupid
Q: Once there was the tooth fairy, Santa Claus, Easter bunny, a smart blonde and a dumb blonde they were walking down the road when they saw a $100 dollars bill who gets it?? A: No one the first four doesn't exist and the other blonde thought it was a gum wrapper!
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has 50.64 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: blonde, easter, money, Santa, stupid
"Mom, where do tampons go?" "Where the babies come from, darling." "In a stork?
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has 50.29 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: dirty, kids, stupid
Q: Why do blondes have more fun? A: They are easier to keep amused.
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has 49.93 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: blonde, stupid
A woman called the Colorado State Division of Wildlife regarding a snake in her backyard. "Can you tell me what kind it is?" she asked. "Can you describe it?" I asked. "Yes," she said. "It's long and thin."
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has 49.93 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: communication, customer service, geography, stupid, weather
Yo mama is so dumb she stuck a battery up her butt and said, "I got energy!"
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has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
A blonde made several attempts to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems finding a buyer because the car had 340,000 miles on it. She discussed her problem with a brunette that she worked with at a bar. The brunette suggested, "There may be a chance to sell that car easier, but it's not going to be legal." "That doesn't matter at all," replied the blonde. "All that matters it that I am able to sell this car." "Alright," replied the brunette. In a quiet voice, she told the blonde: "Here is the address of a friend of mine. He owns a car repair shop around here. Tell him I sent you, and he will turn the counter back on your car to 40,000 miles. Then it shouldn't be a problem to sell your car." The following weekend, the blonde took a trip to the mechanic on the brunette's advice. About one month after that, the brunette saw the blonde and asked, "Did you sell your car?" "No!" replied the blonde. "Why should I? It only has 40,000 miles on it."
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has 49.51 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car, stupid
There's a senior citizen driving on the highway. His wife calls him on his cell phone and in a worried voice says, "George, be careful! I just heard on the radio that there was a madman driving the wrong way on Route 110!" George says, "I know, but there isn't just one, there are hundreds!"
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has 49.30 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: driving, old people, phone, stupid, wife
Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice and Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick me for being stupid.
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has 49.00 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, stupid
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