The best stupid jokes

There are three men on a desert island: Genius, Smart, and Idiot. Genius has concluded that at least one man must swim to shore and get help. Genius volunteered himself, as he is the most likely to get remember to get help. Genius, not being very athletic, swam halfway to safety and then drowned. Days later, Smart finally realized Genius drowned. Smart then decided it was his turn to swim and get help. Idiot agreed because he didn't know what was happening. Smart, not being very athletic, swam three quarte rs of the way to safety and drowned. Days later, Idiot decided it must his turn to swim. He also did not know what his goal was. Idiot, not having very much intelligence, swam halfway to safety, felt tired, so he swam back to the island he was stranded on.
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has 50.40 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: desert island, memory, sport, stupid, time
Yo mama is stupid, she put a book in her friend face and named facebook.
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has 50.22 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Facebook, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
There's a senior citizen driving on the highway. His wife calls him on his cell phone and in a worried voice says, "George, be careful! I just heard on the radio that there was a madman driving the wrong way on Route 110!" George says, "I know, but there isn't just one, there are hundreds!"
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has 49.93 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: driving, old people, phone, stupid, wife
Yo mama is so stupid that when a teacher told the class nobody is perfect, he replied, "I want to become nobody!"
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has 49.79 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: communication, school, stupid, teacher, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
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has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: stupid, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought Meow Mix was a rap CD for cats.
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has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: cat, music, stupid, Yo mama
Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is working? A: Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No.
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has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car, stupid
Yo mama's so stupid when she cries for help she says "come here please".
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has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: communication, mean, stupid, Yo mama
A teacher asked a student to write 55. Student asked: How? Teacher: Write 5 and beside it another 5! The student wrote 5 and stopped. Teacher: What are you waiting for? Student: I don't know which side to write the other 5!
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has 49.60 % from 208 votes. More jokes about: math, school, student, stupid, teacher
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought a ribbed condom was soul food.
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has 49.51 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: food, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
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