The best stupid jokes

Yo mama is so stupid that when a teacher told the class nobody is perfect, he replied, "I want to become nobody!"
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has 49.79 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: communication, school, stupid, teacher, Yo mama
A teacher asked a student to write 55. Student asked: How? Teacher: Write 5 and beside it another 5! The student wrote 5 and stopped. Teacher: What are you waiting for? Student: I don't know which side to write the other 5!
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has 49.63 % from 206 votes. More jokes about: math, school, student, stupid, teacher
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
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has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: stupid, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought Meow Mix was a rap CD for cats.
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has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: cat, music, stupid, Yo mama
Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is working? A: Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No.
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has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car, stupid
Yo mama's so stupid when she cries for help she says "come here please".
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has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: communication, mean, stupid, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought a ribbed condom was soul food.
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has 49.51 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: food, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Little Johnny was a chemist. Little Johnny is no more. What he thought was H2O was H2SO4.
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has 49.42 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, death, little Johnny, stupid
A Liberal found a magic genie's lamp and rubbed it. The genie said, "I will grant you one wish." He said, "I wish I were smarter". So the genie made him a Republican.
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has 49.20 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: democrat, genie, political, republican, stupid
Yo mama's so stupid she studied for blood test and failed.
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has 48.79 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: health, student, stupid, Yo mama
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