Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is working? A: Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought a ribbed condom was soul food.
Your mama is so stupid, when she lost her dildo she called the cops to look for it.
Little Johnny was a chemist. Little Johnny is no more. What he thought was H2O was H2SO4.
Yo mama's so stupid she studied for blood test and failed.
Chuck Norris was supposed to be in the movie Halloween but the director thought it would be kind of stupid for Michael Meyers to stab himself in fear.
Q: What kinds of people don't get invited to blonde parties? A: Women!
Yo momma so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she taped toilet paper to her TV set for free paper view.
You momma so stupid I see her walking the pigs down the street I'd asked "What she doing?" And she said "Going piggy back riding"!