The best stupid jokes

Once Chuck Norris rubbed a magical lamp, nothing came out. The genie ain't stupid.
has 50.89 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, genie, stupid
There are three men on a desert island: Genius, Smart, and Idiot. Genius has concluded that at least one man must swim to shore and get help. Genius volunteered himself, as he is the most likely to get remember to get help. Genius, not being very athletic, swam halfway to safety and then drowned. Days later, Smart finally realized Genius drowned. Smart then decided it was his turn to swim and get help. Idiot agreed because he didn't know what was happening. Smart, not being very athletic, swam three quarte rs of the way to safety and drowned. Days later, Idiot decided it must his turn to swim. He also did not know what his goal was. Idiot, not having very much intelligence, swam halfway to safety, felt tired, so he swam back to the island he was stranded on.
has 50.76 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: desert island, memory, sport, stupid, time
Yo' Mama is so stupid, when her batteries die, she buries them.
has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Q: Why do Blondes wear padded shoulders? A: So they don't get a concussion while bobbing them from head side to side as they are saying "I don't know?" whenever you ask them a question.
has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: beauty, blonde, communication, stupid
Standing in line at a restaurant, I noticed that the few available tables left had not been cleaned off. I mentioned this to the cashier, who told the manager. A minute later, an annoyed-looking teen emerged from the back with a spray bottle and paper towels in hand. "All right," she bellowed clear across the crowded dining room, "which one of you people wanted a clean table?"
has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: food, management, stupid
"Mom, where do tampons go?" "Where the babies come from, darling." "In a stork?
has 50.29 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: dirty, kids, stupid
A teacher asked a student to write 55. Student asked: How? Teacher: Write 5 and beside it another 5! The student wrote 5 and stopped. Teacher: What are you waiting for? Student: I don't know which side to write the other 5!
has 50.28 % from 211 votes. More jokes about: math, school, student, stupid, teacher
One day, Little Johnny was with his father at home. He asked: "What does "evolution" mean?" His father replied, "Figure it out." Next day, at school, during a math test, a boy raised his hand: "What's 289+308?" The teacher said: "Figure it out." Ten minutes later, Little Johnny looked at the boy and said: "Why don't you write "evolution"? Your teacher already told you!"
has 50.00 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: dad, little Johnny, math, school, stupid
Yo mama is so dumb she stuck a battery up her butt and said, "I got energy!"
has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Q: Why do blondes always die before help arrives? A: They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1".
has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: blonde, phone, stupid
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