The best stupid jokes

A lecturer who was drunk walked in a class. Ater few minutes he wanted to urinate, he ran out and open a zip slowly, so that he may urinate. After urinating, that's when he realized that the zip he opened was for a jacket.
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has 44.92 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: dirty, drunk, school, stupid, time
Q: What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA? A: "Look! They spelled MACY's wrong!"
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has 44.74 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: blonde, communication, sport, stupid
Q: What's red, sits in front of a mirror, and gets smaller and smaller? A: A vain idiot combing his hair with a potato peeler.
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has 44.46 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, food, stupid
Yo' Mama is so stupid, when her boss told her to take her ugly ass home, she came back 10 minutes later without her ass.
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has 43.90 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: management, stupid, time, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama is so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping out the basement window.
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has 43.73 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
One day a man and a giraffe go to a pub they have a couple of drinks then on their way out the giraffe falls over and blocks the door the bar. Man says "you can leave that lion here." The man said "it's not a lion its a giraffe you idiot."
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has 43.52 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, animal, bar, men, stupid
After a number of attempts to get the customer service agent on the phone to understand his name, my Asian American friend Appappa decided to spell it out. "A for apple," he began. "P for pineapple, p for pineapple, a for apple, p for pineapple, p for—" The flustered agent interrupted. "I have a better idea," she said. "Just tell me how many apples and how many pineapples."
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has 43.39 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: asian, communication, customer service, phone, stupid
Yo mama so stupid she tried to make an appointment with Dr.pepper.
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has 43.21 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: doctor, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Your mamma is so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone!
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has 43.21 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: phone, stupid, Yo mama
A blonde made several attempts to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems finding a buyer because the car had 340,000 miles on it. She discussed her problem with a brunette that she worked with at a bar. The brunette suggested, "There may be a chance to sell that car easier, but it's not going to be legal." "That doesn't matter at all," replied the blonde. "All that matters it that I am able to sell this car." "Alright," replied the brunette. In a quiet voice, she told the blonde: "Here is the address of a friend of mine. He owns a car repair shop around here. Tell him I sent you, and he will turn the counter back on your car to 40,000 miles. Then it shouldn't be a problem to sell your car." The following weekend, the blonde took a trip to the mechanic on the brunette's advice. About one month after that, the brunette saw the blonde and asked, "Did you sell your car?" "No!" replied the blonde. "Why should I? It only has 40,000 miles on it."
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has 43.21 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car, stupid
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