"Yo momma so stupid she steals free bread!"
Yo mama is so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping out the basement window.
Yo momma so fat she thought planet earth was her stomach.
Yo mama so stupid when I said I was going to the big apple she said bring me back one.
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Yo mama so stupid she thought that 2 quarters were the famous singer every one said wow she's so "right".
Your mama is so stupid, when she lost her dildo she called the cops to look for it.
One day, Little Johnny was with his father at home.
He asked: "What does "evolution" mean?"
His father replied, "Figure it out."
Next day, at school, during a math test, a boy raised his hand: "What's 289+308?"
The teacher said: "Figure it out."
Ten minutes later, Little Johnny looked at the boy and said: "Why don't you write "evolution"? Your teacher already told you!"
Yo mama is so dumb she stuck a battery up her butt and said, "I got energy!"
My life may be a mess but I know the difference between "Your" & "You're"-
Yo mama's so stupid when she cries for help she says "come here please".
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