Yo mama so stupid she thought that 2 quarters were the famous singer every one said wow she's so "right".
Yo mamma so stupid she puts a piece of paper on the TV and says, "I'm watching paper-view."
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Why does the stupid man put ice in his condom?
To keep the swelling down.
Yo mama is so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping out the basement window.
Yo mama so stupid when I said I was going to the big apple she said bring me back one.
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One day, Little Johnny was with his father at home.
He asked: "What does "evolution" mean?"
His father replied, "Figure it out."
Next day, at school, during a math test, a boy raised his hand: "What's 289+308?"
The teacher said: "Figure it out."
Ten minutes later, Little Johnny looked at the boy and said: "Why don't you write "evolution"? Your teacher already told you!"
Yo mama so stupid I told her I was going to the Super Bowl and she told me not to forget a spoon.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thinks the Wu-Tang Clan is a Japanese orange drink company.
Q: What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA?
A: "Look! They spelled MACY's wrong!"
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What do you call an elf who tells silly jokes?
A real Christmas Card!