Yo mama so stupid that when I was drowning I yelled out to her that I needed a life saver and she said "Cherry or grape?"
A blonde was having sharp pains in her side.
The doctor examined her and said, "You have acute appendicitis."
The blond yelled at the doctor...
"A cute appendicitis!
I came here to get medical help, not get a stupid compliment!"
Yo mama so stupid she thought that 2 quarters were the famous singer every one said wow she's so "right".
What do you call an elf who tells silly jokes?
A real Christmas Card!
Yo mamma so stupid she puts a piece of paper on the TV and says, "I'm watching paper-view."
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Why does the stupid man put ice in his condom?
To keep the swelling down.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought a ribbed condom was soul food.
Yo mama so stupid when I said I was going to the big apple she said bring me back one.
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Chuck Norris was supposed to be in the movie Halloween but the director thought it would be kind of stupid for Michael Meyers to stab himself in fear.
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Yo mama so stupid I told her I was going to the Super Bowl and she told me not to forget a spoon.