Yo mama so stupid she thought that 2 quarters were the famous singer every one said wow she's so "right".
What do you call an elf who tells silly jokes? A real Christmas Card!
Yo mamma so stupid she puts a piece of paper on the TV and says, "I'm watching paper-view."
Why does the stupid man put ice in his condom? To keep the swelling down.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought a ribbed condom was soul food.
Yo mama so stupid when I said I was going to the big apple she said bring me back one.
One guy says to a bald guy "Your hair ran away to find someone with a brain."
Yo mama so stupid I told her I was going to the Super Bowl and she told me not to forget a spoon.
Yo momma’s so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran and got a bowl.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, when her boss told her to take her ugly ass home, she came back 10 minutes later without her ass.