Yo mama so stupid I told her I was going to the Super Bowl and she told me not to forget a spoon.
Yo mama is so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping out the basement window.
Yo momma so fat she thought planet earth was her stomach.
Yo mama so stupid when I said I was going to the big apple she said bring me back one.
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Yo mama so stupid she thought that 2 quarters were the famous singer every one said wow she's so "right".
Your mama is so stupid, when she lost her dildo she called the cops to look for it.
Yo mama is so dumb she stuck a battery up her butt and said, "I got energy!"
My life may be a mess but I know the difference between "Your" & "You're"-
Yo mama's so stupid when she cries for help she says "come here please".
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Yo mamma so stupid she locked herself out of her motercycle.