Yo mama so stupid that when I was drowning I yelled out to her that I needed a life saver and she said "Cherry or grape?"
A blonde was having sharp pains in her side. The doctor examined her and said, "You have acute appendicitis." The blond yelled at the doctor... "A cute appendicitis! I came here to get medical help, not get a stupid compliment!"
Yo mama so stupid she thought that 2 quarters were the famous singer every one said wow she's so "right".
What do you call an elf who tells silly jokes? A real Christmas Card!
Yo mamma so stupid she puts a piece of paper on the TV and says, "I'm watching paper-view."
Why does the stupid man put ice in his condom? To keep the swelling down.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought a ribbed condom was soul food.
Yo mama so stupid when I said I was going to the big apple she said bring me back one.
Chuck Norris was supposed to be in the movie Halloween but the director thought it would be kind of stupid for Michael Meyers to stab himself in fear.
Yo mama so stupid I told her I was going to the Super Bowl and she told me not to forget a spoon.