The best stupid jokes

Why does the stupid man put ice in his condom? To keep the swelling down.
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has 45.58 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: men, stupid
One guy says to a bald guy "Your hair ran away to find someone with a brain."
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has 45.29 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: insulting, mean, men, stupid
One day a man and a giraffe go to a pub they have a couple of drinks then on their way out the giraffe falls over and blocks the door the bar. Man says "you can leave that lion here." The man said "it's not a lion its a giraffe you idiot."
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has 45.10 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, animal, bar, men, stupid
A lecturer who was drunk walked in a class. Ater few minutes he wanted to urinate, he ran out and open a zip slowly, so that he may urinate. After urinating, that's when he realized that the zip he opened was for a jacket.
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has 44.92 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: dirty, drunk, school, stupid, time
Q: What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA? A: "Look! They spelled MACY's wrong!"
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has 44.74 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: blonde, communication, sport, stupid
Q: What's red, sits in front of a mirror, and gets smaller and smaller? A: A vain idiot combing his hair with a potato peeler.
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has 44.46 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, food, stupid
Yo momma’s so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran and got a bowl.
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has 44.24 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: food, stupid, weather, Yo mama
A husband is driving with her blonde wife, the husband says "Can you stick your head out the window if the blinker works?" T hen the blonde sticks her head out the window and replies, "Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes..".
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has 44.13 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: blonde, communication, marriage, stupid
Yo' Mama is so stupid, when her boss told her to take her ugly ass home, she came back 10 minutes later without her ass.
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has 43.90 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: management, stupid, time, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama is so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping out the basement window.
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has 43.73 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
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