Yo mama so stupid she tried to make an appointment with Dr.pepper.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she tried to put the leftover orange juice back in the rind.
Yo mama so stupid that when I was drowning I yelled out to her that I needed a life saver and she said "Cherry or grape?"
A blonde was having sharp pains in her side. The doctor examined her and said, "You have acute appendicitis." The blond yelled at the doctor... "A cute appendicitis! I came here to get medical help, not get a stupid compliment!"
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought Meow Mix was a rap CD for cats.
Yo mama so stupid she thought that 2 quarters were the famous singer every one said wow she's so "right".
Q: What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA? A: "Look! They spelled MACY's wrong!"
"Yo momma so stupid she steals free bread!"
Yo mamma so stupid she puts a piece of paper on the TV and says, "I'm watching paper-view."
Why does the stupid man put ice in his condom? To keep the swelling down.