A husband is driving with her blonde wife, the husband says "Can you stick your head out the window if the blinker works?" T hen the blonde sticks her head out the window and replies, "Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes..".
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she smashed open her TV hoping to find a TV dinner.
Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds? Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.
You momma so stupid I see her walking the pigs down the street I'd asked "What she doing?" And she said "Going piggy back riding"!
Your mama is so stupid, when she lost her dildo she called the cops to look for it.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, you need to put your head up her ass to get her perspective.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she called the police to report a suspicious looking person lurking in her mirror.
A Liberal found a magic genie's lamp and rubbed it. The genie said, "I will grant you one wish." He said, "I wish I were smarter". So the genie made him a Republican.
Q: How can you tell that a blonde been baking chocolate chip cookies? A: There are M&M shells all over the floor.
One guy says to a bald guy "Your hair ran away to find someone with a brain."