The best stupid jokes

Why does the stupid man put ice in his condom? To keep the swelling down.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thinks the Wu-Tang Clan is a Japanese orange drink company.
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A lecturer who was drunk walked in a class. Ater few minutes he wanted to urinate, he ran out and open a zip slowly, so that he may urinate. After urinating, that's when he realized that the zip he opened was for a jacket.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she called the police to report a suspicious looking person lurking in her mirror.
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Yo mama is so dumb she stuck a battery up her butt and said, "I got energy!"
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Q: What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA? A: "Look! They spelled MACY's wrong!"
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Q: What's red, sits in front of a mirror, and gets smaller and smaller? A: A vain idiot combing his hair with a potato peeler.
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Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds? Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, when her boss told her to take her ugly ass home, she came back 10 minutes later without her ass.
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Yo mama is so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping out the basement window.
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