Yo' Mama is so stupid, she called the police to report a suspicious looking person lurking in her mirror.
Q: How can you tell that a blonde been baking chocolate chip cookies? A: There are M&M shells all over the floor.
Yo mamma is stupid she bought tickets to Flo ridas concert but instead she went to Florida.
Yo mama is so dumb she stuck a battery up her butt and said, "I got energy!"
One guy says to a bald guy "Your hair ran away to find someone with a brain."
Yo mama so stupid she tried to make an appointment with Dr.pepper.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she tried to put the leftover orange juice back in the rind.
Yo mama so stupid that when I was drowning I yelled out to her that I needed a life saver and she said "Cherry or grape?"
A blonde was having sharp pains in her side. The doctor examined her and said, "You have acute appendicitis." The blond yelled at the doctor... "A cute appendicitis! I came here to get medical help, not get a stupid compliment!"
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought Meow Mix was a rap CD for cats.