Yo' Mama is so stupid, you need to put your head up her ass to get her perspective.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she called the police to report a suspicious looking person lurking in her mirror.
One day, Little Johnny was with his father at home. He asked: "What does "evolution" mean?" His father replied, "Figure it out." Next day, at school, during a math test, a boy raised his hand: "What's 289+308?" The teacher said: "Figure it out." Ten minutes later, Little Johnny looked at the boy and said: "Why don't you write "evolution"? Your teacher already told you!"
Q: How can you tell that a blonde been baking chocolate chip cookies? A: There are M&M shells all over the floor.
Little Johnny was a chemist. Little Johnny is no more. What he thought was H2O was H2SO4.
One guy says to a bald guy "Your hair ran away to find someone with a brain."
Yo mamma is stupid she bought tickets to Flo ridas concert but instead she went to Florida.
Yo mama is so dumb she stuck a battery up her butt and said, "I got energy!"
Yo mama so stupid she tried to make an appointment with Dr.pepper.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she tried to put the leftover orange juice back in the rind.