Why does the stupid man put ice in his condom? To keep the swelling down.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thinks the Wu-Tang Clan is a Japanese orange drink company.
A lecturer who was drunk walked in a class. Ater few minutes he wanted to urinate, he ran out and open a zip slowly, so that he may urinate. After urinating, that's when he realized that the zip he opened was for a jacket.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she called the police to report a suspicious looking person lurking in her mirror.
Yo mama is so dumb she stuck a battery up her butt and said, "I got energy!"
Q: What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA? A: "Look! They spelled MACY's wrong!"
Q: What's red, sits in front of a mirror, and gets smaller and smaller? A: A vain idiot combing his hair with a potato peeler.
Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds? Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, when her boss told her to take her ugly ass home, she came back 10 minutes later without her ass.
Yo mama is so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping out the basement window.