The best stupid jokes

There's a senior citizen driving on the highway. His wife calls him on his cell phone and in a worried voice says, "George, be careful! I just heard on the radio that there was a madman driving the wrong way on Route 110!" George says, "I know, but there isn't just one, there are hundreds!"
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has 46.70 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: driving, old people, phone, stupid, wife
A blonde was having sharp pains in her side. The doctor examined her and said, "You have acute appendicitis." The blond yelled at the doctor... "A cute appendicitis! I came here to get medical help, not get a stupid compliment!"
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has 46.70 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: blonde, doctor, medical, stupid
A husband is driving with her blonde wife, the husband says "Can you stick your head out the window if the blinker works?" T hen the blonde sticks her head out the window and replies, "Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes..".
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has 46.70 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: blonde, communication, marriage, stupid
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she tried to put the leftover orange juice back in the rind.
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has 46.54 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: food, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mama so stupid that when I was drowning I yelled out to her that I needed a life saver and she said "Cherry or grape?"
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: life, stupid, Yo mama
A boy with a physical disability has just returned from a summer camp. His mum with an astonished face notices a diploma dancing for 1st place at the bottom of the boy's luggage. Mum: "Jimmy, did you dance with a girl?" Boy: "Nouuu." Mum: "Did you dance with a boy then?" Boy: "No, mum." Mum: "So how did you get it?" Boy: "I went to take some tea."
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: health, stupid
A woman called the Colorado State Division of Wildlife regarding a snake in her backyard. "Can you tell me what kind it is?" she asked. "Can you describe it?" I asked. "Yes," she said. "It's long and thin."
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: communication, customer service, geography, stupid, weather
Yo mamma so stupid she puts a piece of paper on the TV and says, "I'm watching paper-view."
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has 45.58 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: stupid, technology, Yo mama
Why does the stupid man put ice in his condom? To keep the swelling down.
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has 45.58 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: men, stupid
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she gave your kids a "Yo' Grandmama Is So Stupid" joke book.
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has 45.58 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: insulting, kids, stupid, Yo mama
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