The best stupid jokes

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she called the police to report a suspicious looking person lurking in her mirror.
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has 47.37 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: cop, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Q: How can you tell that a blonde been baking chocolate chip cookies? A: There are M&M shells all over the floor.
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has 47.24 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: blonde, chocolate, food, stupid
Yo mamma is stupid she bought tickets to Flo ridas concert but instead she went to Florida.
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has 46.77 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: music, stupid, travel, Yo mama
Yo mama is so dumb she stuck a battery up her butt and said, "I got energy!"
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has 46.70 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mama so stupid she tried to make an appointment with Dr.pepper.
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has 46.54 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: doctor, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she tried to put the leftover orange juice back in the rind.
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has 46.54 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: food, stupid, Yo mama
Little Johnny was a chemist. Little Johnny is no more. What he thought was H2O was H2SO4.
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has 46.37 % from 91 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, death, little Johnny, stupid
One day, Little Johnny was with his father at home. He asked: "What does "evolution" mean?" His father replied, "Figure it out." Next day, at school, during a math test, a boy raised his hand: "What's 289+308?" The teacher said: "Figure it out." Ten minutes later, Little Johnny looked at the boy and said: "Why don't you write "evolution"? Your teacher already told you!"
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has 46.35 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: dad, little Johnny, math, school, stupid
Yo mama so stupid that when I was drowning I yelled out to her that I needed a life saver and she said "Cherry or grape?"
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: life, stupid, Yo mama
A blonde was having sharp pains in her side. The doctor examined her and said, "You have acute appendicitis." The blond yelled at the doctor... "A cute appendicitis! I came here to get medical help, not get a stupid compliment!"
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: blonde, doctor, medical, stupid
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