Q: How can you tell that a blonde been baking chocolate chip cookies? A: There are M&M shells all over the floor.
Little Johnny was a chemist. Little Johnny is no more. What he thought was H2O was H2SO4.
Yo mamma is stupid she bought tickets to Flo ridas concert but instead she went to Florida.
A woman stopped by our customer-service desk and asked me for a copy of the book that has Jesus in it. After much back-and-forth, I determined that she wanted the Bible. After searching for a particular book on dinosaurs in the science section without luck, a customer looked to me for help. She showed me a piece of paper with the title written on it: Thesaurus.
Yo mama is so dumb she stuck a battery up her butt and said, "I got energy!"
Yo mama so stupid she tried to make an appointment with Dr.pepper.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she tried to put the leftover orange juice back in the rind.
One day, Little Johnny was with his father at home. He asked: "What does "evolution" mean?" His father replied, "Figure it out." Next day, at school, during a math test, a boy raised his hand: "What's 289+308?" The teacher said: "Figure it out." Ten minutes later, Little Johnny looked at the boy and said: "Why don't you write "evolution"? Your teacher already told you!"
Yo mama so stupid that when I was drowning I yelled out to her that I needed a life saver and she said "Cherry or grape?"
A blonde was having sharp pains in her side. The doctor examined her and said, "You have acute appendicitis." The blond yelled at the doctor... "A cute appendicitis! I came here to get medical help, not get a stupid compliment!"