Yo' Mama is so stupid, when her boss told her to take her ugly ass home, she came back 10 minutes later without her ass.
Q: What kinds of people don't get invited to blonde parties? A: Women!
One day a man and a giraffe go to a pub they have a couple of drinks then on their way out the giraffe falls over and blocks the door the bar. Man says "you can leave that lion here." The man said "it's not a lion its a giraffe you idiot."
Yo mama so stupid she though iHop was a gym!
Yo Mama's so stupid because it too her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.
Your mama is so stupid, when she lost her dildo she called the cops to look for it.
Yo Mama's so stupid when she heard someone say it was chille outside,she went and grabbed a size 20 bowl.
Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice and Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick me for being stupid.
Q: What's red, sits in front of a mirror, and gets smaller and smaller? A: A vain idiot combing his hair with a potato peeler.
Yo mama is so stupid that when the computer said "Press any key to continue", she couldn't find the 'Any' key.