Yo mommas so stupid when she licked a dog she said meow.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thinks the Wu-Tang Clan is a Japanese orange drink company.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she gave your kids a "Yo' Grandmama Is So Stupid" joke book.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, when she was pulled over for drunk driving and asked to walk a line, she said, "Which one?"
Your mama is so stupid, when she lost her dildo she called the cops to look for it.
One day a man and a giraffe go to a pub they have a couple of drinks then on their way out the giraffe falls over and blocks the door the bar. Man says "you can leave that lion here." The man said "it's not a lion its a giraffe you idiot."
Once Chuck Norris rubbed a magical lamp, nothing came out. The genie ain't stupid.
Q: What kinds of people don't get invited to blonde parties? A: Women!
Yo mamma so stupid she put her iPhone in the blender and thought it would turn into apple juice.
Yo mama so stupid she though iHop was a gym!