Yo' Mama is so stupid, when her boss told her to take her ugly ass home, she came back 10 minutes later without her ass.
Yo mama is so stupid that when the computer said "Press any key to continue", she couldn't find the 'Any' key.
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Yo Mama's so stupid because it too her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.
YO MAMA IS SO STUPID SHE GOT FIRED FROM A BL*W JOB.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, it took her an hour to cook instant rice.
Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice and Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick me for being stupid.
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Q: Why do blondes always die before help arrives?
A: They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1".
Q: How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail?
A: You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.
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Chuck Norris was supposed to be in the movie Halloween but the director thought it would be kind of stupid for Michael Meyers to stab himself in fear.
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Two boys have taken part in IQ tests at the well-known psychologist.
The first boy has opened the door after 30 minutes of testing and has screamed: "wow, perfect, unbelievable, I have 60 points, I have 60 points!"
After another 30 minutes has opened the door the second boy and has screamed: "wow, super, I have 62 points, I have 62 points!"
They sat down and asked each other: "and what does it mean, that you have 60 points and I have 62 points? Let us ask the psychologist what does it mean?"
The psychologist has said: "the 60 and 62 points means that you are both idiots."