The best stupid jokes

A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that reads, "Low Bridge Ahead." Before he knows it, the bridge is right ahead of him and he gets stuck under the bridge. Cars are backed up for miles. Finally, a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car and walk s to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says, "Got stuck, huh?" The truck driver says, "No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of gas.
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has 43.73 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: car, cop, driving, stupid
Yo mama is so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping out the basement window.
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has 43.73 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mama so stupid she though iHop was a gym!
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has 43.46 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: gym, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mama so stupid she tried to make an appointment with Dr.pepper.
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has 43.21 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: doctor, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Your mamma is so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone!
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has 43.21 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: phone, stupid, Yo mama
A blonde made several attempts to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems finding a buyer because the car had 340,000 miles on it. She discussed her problem with a brunette that she worked with at a bar. The brunette suggested, "There may be a chance to sell that car easier, but it's not going to be legal." "That doesn't matter at all," replied the blonde. "All that matters it that I am able to sell this car." "Alright," replied the brunette. In a quiet voice, she told the blonde: "Here is the address of a friend of mine. He owns a car repair shop around here. Tell him I sent you, and he will turn the counter back on your car to 40,000 miles. Then it shouldn't be a problem to sell your car." The following weekend, the blonde took a trip to the mechanic on the brunette's advice. About one month after that, the brunette saw the blonde and asked, "Did you sell your car?" "No!" replied the blonde. "Why should I? It only has 40,000 miles on it."
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has 43.21 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car, stupid
"Yo momma so stupid she steals free bread!"
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has 42.61 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo momma so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!
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has 42.61 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she's as useless as a screen door on a submarine.
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has 42.61 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: stupid, Yo mama
After a number of attempts to get the customer service agent on the phone to understand his name, my Asian American friend Appappa decided to spell it out. "A for apple," he began. "P for pineapple, p for pineapple, a for apple, p for pineapple, p for—" The flustered agent interrupted. "I have a better idea," she said. "Just tell me how many apples and how many pineapples."
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has 42.47 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: asian, communication, customer service, phone, stupid
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