The best stupid jokes

A blonde made several attempts to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems finding a buyer because the car had 340,000 miles on it. She discussed her problem with a brunette that she worked with at a bar. The brunette suggested, "There may be a chance to sell that car easier, but it's not going to be legal." "That doesn't matter at all," replied the blonde. "All that matters it that I am able to sell this car." "Alright," replied the brunette. In a quiet voice, she told the blonde: "Here is the address of a friend of mine. He owns a car repair shop around here. Tell him I sent you, and he will turn the counter back on your car to 40,000 miles. Then it shouldn't be a problem to sell your car." The following weekend, the blonde took a trip to the mechanic on the brunette's advice. About one month after that, the brunette saw the blonde and asked, "Did you sell your car?" "No!" replied the blonde. "Why should I? It only has 40,000 miles on it."
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"Yo momma so stupid she steals free bread!"
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Yo momma so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, when she was pulled over for drunk driving and asked to walk a line, she said, "Which one?"
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Yo mommas so stupid when she licked a dog she said meow.
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"Have you heard my knock-knock joke?" asked the blonde. "No," said the brunette. "Okay," said the blonde, "you start."
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Yo mama so stupid when she pays her bills she gives pennies to her cash.
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Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds? Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.
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Yo mama is so stupid that when the computer said "Press any key to continue", she couldn't find the 'Any' key.
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Yo Mama's so stupid because it too her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.
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