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Yo mama so stupid she though iHop was a gym!
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Yo mama so stupid she tried to make an appointment with Dr.pepper.
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has 43.21 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: doctor, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Your mamma is so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone!
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has 43.21 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: phone, stupid, Yo mama
A blonde made several attempts to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems finding a buyer because the car had 340,000 miles on it. She discussed her problem with a brunette that she worked with at a bar. The brunette suggested, "There may be a chance to sell that car easier, but it's not going to be legal." "That doesn't matter at all," replied the blonde. "All that matters it that I am able to sell this car." "Alright," replied the brunette. In a quiet voice, she told the blonde: "Here is the address of a friend of mine. He owns a car repair shop around here. Tell him I sent you, and he will turn the counter back on your car to 40,000 miles. Then it shouldn't be a problem to sell your car." The following weekend, the blonde took a trip to the mechanic on the brunette's advice. About one month after that, the brunette saw the blonde and asked, "Did you sell your car?" "No!" replied the blonde. "Why should I? It only has 40,000 miles on it."
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has 43.21 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car, stupid
"Yo momma so stupid she steals free bread!"
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has 42.61 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo momma so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!
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has 42.61 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she's as useless as a screen door on a submarine.
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has 42.61 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: stupid, Yo mama
Yo mama so stupid I told her I was going to the Super Bowl and she told me not to forget a spoon.
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has 42.25 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: game, sport, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mommas so stupid when she licked a dog she said meow.
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has 42.25 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, dog, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thinks the Wu-Tang Clan is a Japanese orange drink company.
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has 42.25 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: food, stupid, Yo mama
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