The best stupid jokes

Yo momma’s so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran and got a bowl.
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has 44.24 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: food, stupid, weather, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so stupid, when her boss told her to take her ugly ass home, she came back 10 minutes later without her ass.
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has 43.90 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: management, stupid, time, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama is so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping out the basement window.
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has 43.73 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
YO MAMA IS SO STUPID SHE GOT FIRED FROM A BL*W JOB.
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has 43.52 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: sex, stupid, work, Yo mama
Q: What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA? A: "Look! They spelled MACY's wrong!"
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has 43.39 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: blonde, communication, sport, stupid
Your mamma is so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone!
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has 43.21 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: phone, stupid, Yo mama
"Yo momma so stupid she steals free bread!"
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has 42.61 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo momma so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!
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has 42.61 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she's as useless as a screen door on a submarine.
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has 42.61 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: stupid, Yo mama
A couple was having an argument, and the man was losing badly. After 5 minutes the woman won the argument proving the man to be stupid, the man sadly says "If my proof falls then I rome through the halls." Then the woman leaves for 10 minutes and comes back starts giving him a blowjob. The man is confused and says "what are you doing?" She said "If I prove you dumb I give ya some." The man continues to lose a argument knowing he will get a blowjob after 10 minutes, and he did. Years later they have a kid but none of them want him so they have an argument of who takes care of it and the other leaves for good. The man without a thought loses the argument the get another blowjob, but after the argument the woman starts rapping "Yo yo guess who's the kid, not me so suck yourself bitch." Before she leaves the he says "what about the blowjob?" She says ask my twin sister that has herpes cause she did it the whole time.
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has 42.33 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: couple, dirty, men, stupid, women
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