Yo' Mama is so stupid, when she was pulled over for drunk driving and asked to walk a line, she said, "Which one?"
Yo mama so stupid I told her I was going to the Super Bowl and she told me not to forget a spoon.
Yo mommas so stupid when she licked a dog she said meow.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thinks the Wu-Tang Clan is a Japanese orange drink company.
Yo mama so stupid when she pays her bills she gives pennies to her cash.
Yo mama so stupid she though iHop was a gym!
YO MAMA IS SO STUPID SHE GOT FIRED FROM A BL*W JOB.
Yo mama is so stupid that when the computer said "Press any key to continue", she couldn't find the 'Any' key.
Your mama's so stupid when she saw a bus with lots of white kids in it she said stop that Twinkie.
Yo Mama's so stupid because it too her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.