Yo mama is so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping out the basement window.
YO MAMA IS SO STUPID SHE GOT FIRED FROM A BL*W JOB.
Q: What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA? A: "Look! They spelled MACY's wrong!"
Your mamma is so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone!
"Yo momma so stupid she steals free bread!"
Yo momma so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she's as useless as a screen door on a submarine.
Yo mommas so stupid when she licked a dog she said meow.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thinks the Wu-Tang Clan is a Japanese orange drink company.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she gave your kids a "Yo' Grandmama Is So Stupid" joke book.