Yo mama so stupid when I said I was going to the big apple she said bring me back one.
After a number of attempts to get the customer service agent on the phone to understand his name, my Asian American friend Appappa decided to spell it out. "A for apple," he began. "P for pineapple, p for pineapple, a for apple, p for pineapple, p for—" The flustered agent interrupted. "I have a better idea," she said. "Just tell me how many apples and how many pineapples."
Yo mama so stupid I told her I was going to the Super Bowl and she told me not to forget a spoon.
Yo mamma so stupid she put her iPhone in the blender and thought it would turn into apple juice.
Yo momma’s so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran and got a bowl.
A blonde was having sharp pains in her side. The doctor examined her and said, "You have acute appendicitis." The blond yelled at the doctor... "A cute appendicitis! I came here to get medical help, not get a stupid compliment!"
Yo' Mama is so stupid, when her boss told her to take her ugly ass home, she came back 10 minutes later without her ass.
Yo mama is so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping out the basement window.
YO MAMA IS SO STUPID SHE GOT FIRED FROM A BL*W JOB.
Q: What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA? A: "Look! They spelled MACY's wrong!"