The best stupid jokes

Two students talk: "What are you reading?" "Quantum physics theory book." "But why are you reading it upside-down?" "It makes no difference anyway."
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has 77.02 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: nerd, student, stupid
Paddy and Murphy were doing a crossword. Paddy asks, "How do you spell paint"? Murphy replies, "What color?"
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has 76.89 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: communication, kids, stupid
Your mom is so stupid she tried to drown a fish.
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has 76.28 % from 590 votes. More jokes about: fish, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?" "You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back.
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has 76.26 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: blonde, communication, stupid, travel
A blonde bought a brand new car and decided to drive down from some place far off, to meet this friend. She reached there in a few hours. After spending a few days there, she decided to return, and called up her mother to expect her in the evening. But she didn't reach home in the evening and not the next day either. When she finally reached home on the third day, her distraught mother ran and asked her what happened? She got out, obviously very tired from a long journey, and said, "These car designers are crazy! They have four gears for going forward, but only one for going back!"
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has 76.22 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car, stupid, time, travel
Yo mama is so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping out the basement window.
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has 76.12 % from 528 votes. More jokes about: stupid, Yo mama
Police officer: "Can you identify yourself, sir?" Driver pulls out his mirror and says: "Yes, it's me."
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has 76.05 % from 110 votes. More jokes about: cop, driving, stupid
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stuck on a deserted island together. The island is 20 miles from the nearest inhabited island so they all decide to try to swim there. The redhead makes it 10 miles, is exhausted, gives up, and drowns. The brunette makes it 15 miles before she's too tired to go any farther and drowns. The blonde gets 19 miles away from the deserted island, decides she's too tired to go any farther, and swims all the way back to the deserted island.
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has 76.02 % from 167 votes. More jokes about: blonde, desert island, ginger, stupid, travel
Yo mamma so stupid she tried to eat her iPhone because it had an apple on it!
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has 75.86 % from 203 votes. More jokes about: phone, stupid, Yo mama
Yo momma so stupid she got hit by a parked car!
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has 75.72 % from 261 votes. More jokes about: car, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
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