The best stupid jokes

Yo mama is so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping out the basement window.
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has 76.15 % from 533 votes. More jokes about: stupid, Yo mama
Police officer: "Can you identify yourself, sir?" Driver pulls out his mirror and says: "Yes, it's me."
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has 76.05 % from 110 votes. More jokes about: cop, driving, stupid
Yo mamma so stupid she tried to eat her iPhone because it had an apple on it!
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has 76.02 % from 209 votes. More jokes about: phone, stupid, Yo mama
A woman called our airline customer-service desk asking if she could take her dog on board. "Sure," I said, "as long as you provide your own kennel." I further explained that the kennel needed to be large enough for the dog to stand up, sit down, turn around, and roll over. The customer was flummoxed: "I'll never be able to teach him all of that by tomorrow!"
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has 76.01 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: airplane, communication, customer service, dog, stupid
Suzy asked her big sister Samantha how babies are made. Samantha explains it to her. "I still don't get it? Can you show me." Suzy says. "OK. Tonight, I will let you watch will my boyfriend, Jack and I screw." That night, Jack laid Samantha 5 times but Suzy still didn't understand. The next night Jack was tired of Suzy watching so he offered to have sex with her. "OK but I don't want Samantha to watch" So Samantha went outside. They are in there for almost an hour and when they come out Jack is smiling like crazy. "That was fun but I still don't get it." Says Suzy The next day the same thing happened. And the next day. Finally 2 weeks later Samantha comes home crying. "Whats wrong," Suzy says. "Jack dumped me. He said there was someone better." Said Samantha. "Let's go talk to him maybe we can change his mind," said Suzy. When they got there Jack said he made up his mind and there was nothing they could do to change it. Then he asked to speak to Suzy privately. He pulled off all of Suzy's clothes and started to screw her. "OK," Jack said kissing Suzy's neck "I broke up with Samantha now tell me how you got to be so good in bed." "Fine." She replied, "I asked all my other sisters how babies are made."
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has 75.96 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: baby, kids, sex, stupid, time
A car was driving down the street when all of a sudden it started swerving. The car was going back and forth till someone with a cell phone called the police. A police officer pulled the car over. A blonde rolls down the window and says, "Officer, I'm so glad you are here. I saw a tree in the road, then I saw another. So I had to swerve to keep from hitting it!" The officer looks at her, then says, "Ma'am, that's your air freshener."
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has 75.66 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car, cop, driving, stupid
During a break on a North Dakota office building project, one of the construction workers approached Pyle. "Ah heard the boys is gonna strike," he said. "What fer?" asked Pyle. "Shorter hours." "Good fer them!" said the redneck. "Ah always did think sixty minutes was too long fer an hour!"
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has 75.66 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: geography, office, redneck, stupid, work
Q: Why is it that so many lawyers have broken noses? A: From chasing parked ambulances.
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has 75.62 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: health, lawyer, medical, stupid
Yo momma so stupid she got hit by a parked car!
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has 75.28 % from 265 votes. More jokes about: car, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stuck on a deserted island together. The island is 20 miles from the nearest inhabited island so they all decide to try to swim there. The redhead makes it 10 miles, is exhausted, gives up, and drowns. The brunette makes it 15 miles before she's too tired to go any farther and drowns. The blonde gets 19 miles away from the deserted island, decides she's too tired to go any farther, and swims all the way back to the deserted island.
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has 75.22 % from 175 votes. More jokes about: blonde, desert island, ginger, stupid, travel
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