Yo momma so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Yo mamma so stupid she tried to eat her iPhone because it had an apple on it!
Q: Why was the blonde jogging backwards? A: She wanted to gain weight!
Q: Why did the blonde go to the dentist? A: Someone dented her car.
Patty was quietly minding her own business, eating her soup alone in her booth at a local eatery, when a voice startled her from behind. It was the guy in the booth behind her. "Not so loud!" he said. "What?" she questioned, as she took another spoonful of soup. "I said not so loud!" was his muffled reply. Embarrassed at being told she was slurping her soup, she pushed away her bowl and started her grilled cheese sandwich. "How was your day?" questioned the man from behind once again. "Pretty good" responded Patty, confused that this stranger would care. "Did you pass the exam?" came the next question from behind. "I don't know, I didn't get my grade yet" replied a thoroughly bewildered Patty. "I'll have to call you back when I'm out of here", came the voice from behind once again, "some nut job is answering every question I ask you!
Q: How does a blonde kill a worm? A: She burys it.
Little Mathieu was digging in his garden a hole. The next door neighbor saw him and asked; "Why are you digging the dirt Mathieu?" "My goldfish died, and I have to bury it." "Oh, I’m so sorry! But, isn’t that hole too big for a small goldfish?" "Indeed, it is! But my goldfish is inside your stupid cat!"
Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice and Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick me for being stupid.
Yo mamma is stupid she bought tickets to Flo ridas concert but instead she went to Florida.
Q: Why do blondes always die before help arrives? A: They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1".