The best stupid jokes

Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?" "You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back.
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has 75.60 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: blonde, communication, stupid, travel
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stuck on a deserted island together. The island is 20 miles from the nearest inhabited island so they all decide to try to swim there. The redhead makes it 10 miles, is exhausted, gives up, and drowns. The brunette makes it 15 miles before she's too tired to go any farther and drowns. The blonde gets 19 miles away from the deserted island, decides she's too tired to go any farther, and swims all the way back to the deserted island.
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has 75.53 % from 191 votes. More jokes about: blonde, desert island, ginger, stupid, travel
Yo mama is so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping out the basement window.
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has 75.39 % from 551 votes. More jokes about: stupid, Yo mama
Q: Why did the blonde buy a brown cow? A: To get chocolate milk.
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has 74.78 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: animal, blonde, chocolate, stupid
A blonde was sick and tired of people making fun of her for being a blonde, so she decided to hang herself. A couple minutes later two men walk by and see her hanging by her wrists. "What are you doing." they ask her. So she replies "Hanging myself." The men are confused and asked "If you are hanging youself, you put the rope around your neck." The blond says "Duh....I tried that, I couldn't breath."
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has 74.75 % from 268 votes. More jokes about: blonde, death, stupid
Paddy and Murphy were doing a crossword. Paddy asks, "How do you spell paint"? Murphy replies, "What color?"
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has 74.73 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: communication, kids, stupid
Death: It's your time. give me your hand Blonde: No! i know that if i dont touch you then I'll never die! Death: Holy shit! You figured out the key to living forever! You're soooo smart! High five! Blonde: *high fives* Death: Typical blonde... Dumbass...
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has 74.71 % from 1624 votes. More jokes about: blonde, death, stupid
There are three blonds that went to the store. After they get done in the store one of the blondes realizes that she locked her keys in her car. The first blond tried using a screwdriver to unlock the door. The second blond tried using a hanger. The third blond tried using pen. While they are trying to unlock the door the second blond says "We better hurry up guys its about to rain and the tops down!"
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has 74.54 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car, stupid
Police officer: "Can you identify yourself, sir?" Driver pulls out his mirror and says: "Yes, it's me."
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has 74.50 % from 112 votes. More jokes about: cop, driving, stupid
Recently, I woke up to find that two of my car's tires had been stolen. When the police officer arrived, he asked, "When were you last driving the car?" "Last night at 11:00," I said. "And the tires were on it then?"
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has 74.43 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: car, cop, driving, stupid, time
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