The best stupid jokes

Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
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has 76.20 % from 234 votes. More jokes about: football, sport, stupid, Yo mama
Q: Why did the blond layout on the lawn chair in her bikini at midnight? A: She wanted to get a dark tan.
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has 76.06 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: beauty, blonde, stupid
I use the internet to tell me what the weather's like. How do you do that? I carry my laptop outside and if it gets wet, I know it's raining!
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has 75.95 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: internet, stupid, technology, weather
A guy rang up to air port and said: "Do you mind me please to ask how long is from New York to Sanfransico? The lady replied "A moment..." Then the guy said "Thank you" and ceased conversation.
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has 75.94 % from 90 votes. More jokes about: communication, men, stupid, time, travel
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stuck on a deserted island together. The island is 20 miles from the nearest inhabited island so they all decide to try to swim there. The redhead makes it 10 miles, is exhausted, gives up, and drowns. The brunette makes it 15 miles before she's too tired to go any farther and drowns. The blonde gets 19 miles away from the deserted island, decides she's too tired to go any farther, and swims all the way back to the deserted island.
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has 75.68 % from 146 votes. More jokes about: blonde, desert island, ginger, stupid, travel
A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!" "Is this her first child?" the doctor queries. "No, you idiot!" the man shouts. "This is her husband!"
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has 75.62 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: baby, doctor, husband, phone, stupid
There were these two blonds and they locked their keys in their car. The one blonde says to the other, "What do we do? Do we get a coat hanger and pick the lock?" The other one replied, "No, people will think we're trying to break in." The other one said, "Well do we get a knife and cut the rubber and pop the lock?" The other one answered," No, people will think we're too stupid to use the coat hanger." The other one said, "Well we better think of something quick because it's starting to rain and the sunroof is open."
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has 75.62 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: car, communication, stupid, weather
Phones are getting thinner and smarter. People, not so much.
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has 75.25 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: fat, phone, stupid, technology
Yo mamma so stupid she tried to eat her iPhone because it had an apple on it!
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has 75.09 % from 192 votes. More jokes about: phone, stupid, Yo mama
Q: What do you get when you give a blonde a penny for her thoughts? A: Change.
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has 74.94 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: blonde, money, stupid
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