The best stupid jokes

Little Mathieu was digging in his garden a hole. The next door neighbor saw him and asked; "Why are you digging the dirt Mathieu?" "My goldfish died, and I have to bury it." "Oh, I’m so sorry! But, isn’t that hole too big for a small goldfish?" "Indeed, it is! But my goldfish is inside your stupid cat!"
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Yo mama is so stupid that she thought starbucks are money in space.
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Yo mamma so stupid, when I said lets hit the dance floor, she stated hitting it.
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A blonde has sharp pains in her side. The doctor examines her and says, "You have acute appendicitis." The blonde says, "That's sweet, doc, but I came here to get medical help."
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she jumped off a cliff and stopped for directions.
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Yo mamma is stupid she bought tickets to Flo ridas concert but instead she went to Florida.
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Yo mama so stupid that when you told her the mouse on her computer was broken she took it to the vet.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she asked if her drug test was multiple choice.
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Q: Why do blondes have more fun? A: They are easier to keep amused.
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A blonde enters a library. She goes to the counter and says "I'll like a cheeseburger, fries, and a cola." The librarian says "Ma'am this is library." So the blonde leans in and whispers "I'd like a cheeseburger, fries, and a cola."
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