Little Mathieu was digging in his garden a hole. The next door neighbor saw him and asked; "Why are you digging the dirt Mathieu?" "My goldfish died, and I have to bury it." "Oh, I’m so sorry! But, isn’t that hole too big for a small goldfish?" "Indeed, it is! But my goldfish is inside your stupid cat!"
Yo mama is so stupid that she thought starbucks are money in space.
Yo mamma so stupid, when I said lets hit the dance floor, she stated hitting it.
A blonde has sharp pains in her side. The doctor examines her and says, "You have acute appendicitis." The blonde says, "That's sweet, doc, but I came here to get medical help."
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she jumped off a cliff and stopped for directions.
Yo mamma is stupid she bought tickets to Flo ridas concert but instead she went to Florida.
Yo mama so stupid that when you told her the mouse on her computer was broken she took it to the vet.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she asked if her drug test was multiple choice.
Q: Why do blondes have more fun? A: They are easier to keep amused.
A blonde enters a library. She goes to the counter and says "I'll like a cheeseburger, fries, and a cola." The librarian says "Ma'am this is library." So the blonde leans in and whispers "I'd like a cheeseburger, fries, and a cola."