Chuck Norris never has a deja vu. No scene would be that stupid to appear in front of the man twice.
Yo momma so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Two blondes were talking together: First: "How about your engaged Jim? Is he keeping well?" Second: "He isn't just now my engaged." First: Hi good news. His nose was too big and his head was bald with an ugly face!" Second: "He is now my husband!"
Yo mama is so stupid when you asked her to grab McDonald's she brings the building home.
Yo mama is so stupid, she was looking for bluetooth at the orthodontist.
During a break on a North Dakota office building project, one of the construction workers approached Pyle. "Ah heard the boys is gonna strike," he said. "What fer?" asked Pyle. "Shorter hours." "Good fer them!" said the redneck. "Ah always did think sixty minutes was too long fer an hour!"
Q: Why did the blonde buy a brown cow? A: To get chocolate milk.
When asked for his name by the coffee shop clerk, my brother-in-law answered, "Marc, with a C." Minutes later, he was handed his coffee with his name written on the side: Cark.
Yo momma is so stupid, when your were born she looked at your embelical cord and says "It comes with cable!"
Two dyslectic fellas sat in the kitchen... Fella 1: "Ere, can you smell gas?" Fella 2: "Who me? No... I can't even smell my own name!"