The best stupid jokes

Yo momma so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
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has 71.88 % from 232 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
The cowboy was trying to buy a health insurance policy. The insurance agent was going down the list of standard questions. "Ever have an accident?" "Nope, nary a one." "None? You've never had any accidents." "Nope. Ain't had one. Never." "Well, you said in this form you were bitten by a snake once. Wouldn't you consider that an accident?" "Heck, no. That dang varmint bit me on purpose."
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has 71.64 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: animal, cowboy, life, stupid
A man called, furious about an Orlando, Florida, vacation package we had booked for him: He was expecting an ocean-view hotel room. I explained that was not possible since Orlando is in the middle of the state. "Don't lie to me," he said. "I looked on the map, and Florida is a very thin state."
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has 71.35 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: customer service, geography, holiday, phone, stupid
Yo momma is so stupid, when your were born she looked at your embelical cord and says "It comes with cable!"
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has 71.24 % from 219 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
A brunette and a blonde are walking in the park. The brunette asks: "Hey can you see that forest over there?" The blonde looks that way and answers: "I can't, the trees are covering the view."
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has 71.00 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: blonde, stupid
A blonde is driving a helicopter and it crashes. When the police come and ask the blond what happened she says, "I got cold so I turned off the big fan!"
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has 70.99 % from 133 votes. More jokes about: blonde, cop, driving, stupid
Yo Mama's so dumb she waited all day at a stop sign.
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has 70.97 % from 303 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
A blonde's house is on fire. She runs outside and yells, "Help me! My house is on fire! What do I do?!" Someone else yells, "Call 911!" The blonde yells back, "What's the number?"
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has 70.92 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: blonde, phone, stupid
Two adventurers John and Jack were hunting for gold in the desert. After roaming all day long under the hot sun, they set up their tent and fell asleep. Some hours later, John woke up his friend. "Jack, look up at the sky and tell me what you see." Jack looked up and replied, "I can see millions of stars." "What does that tell you?" asked John. Jack thought for a minute and said. "Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?" After a moment of silence, John spoke. "It tells two things to me. First is that... you are an idiot." Jack looked at John, surprised. "Why do you say so?" he said. "Because it has still not occurred to you that someone has stolen our tent." replied John.
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has 70.92 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: friendship, hunting, science, stupid, time
Q: Why was the blonde girl's belly button bruised? A: Because blonde men are dumb too.
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has 70.90 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: blonde, men, sex, stupid, women