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Q: Why did the blonde go to the dentist? A: Someone dented her car.
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Q: Why do blondes have more fun? A: They are easier to keep amused.
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I gave up my seat to a blind person in the bus. That is how I lost my job as a bus driver.
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While shopping at the grocery store, I noticed that the tuna packed in spring water was labeled dolphin safe, but the tuna packed in oil was not. I mentioned this fact to the blonde cashier and mused out loud, "I wonder why?" The blonde replied, "Must be because the oil would suffocate them."
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No! You don't have "Bad luck". You have low IQ and you make bad decisions.
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Yo mama so dumb,when she got an "F" on her test, she thought it mean Fantastic!
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she saw a "Wet Floor" sign and did what it said.
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Yo mommas so stupid she failed a survey.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she jumped off a cliff and stopped for directions.
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A blonde wanted to sell her car, but couldn't find any buyers. She called her friend for advice, and her friend asked her how many miles she had on her car. "235,000 miles." Her friend told her that was the problem. But the blonde's friend told her that her brother is a mechanic and could put back the miles to whatever she wanted. So the blonde went to the mechanic and told him to put the miles at 40,000. Two days later the blond's friend asked her if she sold the car since her brother dropped the miles. The blonde told her, "Why would I sell the car? There are only 40,000 miles on it!"
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