The best stupid jokes

Yo momma so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
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has 72.80 % from 224 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Q: What is a blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears? A: She's trying to hold on to a thought.
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has 72.56 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: beauty, blonde, stupid
Chuck Norris never has a deja vu. No scene would be that stupid to appear in front of the man twice.
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has 72.55 % from 91 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, stupid
Yo mama's so dumb that when she saw the "Under 17 not admitted" sign at a movie theatre, she went home and got 16 friends.
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has 72.04 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: age, friendship, stupid, Yo mama
Q: Why did the blonde buy a brown cow? A: To get chocolate milk.
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has 71.97 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: animal, blonde, chocolate, stupid
A mother and father took their 6 year old son to a nude beach. As the boy walked along the beach, he noticed that some of the ladies had boobs bigger than his mother's, and asked her why. She told her son, "The bigger they are the dumber the person is." The boy, pleased with the answer, goes to play in the ocean but returns to tell his mother that many of the men have larger willies than his dad. His mother replied, "The bigger they are the dumber the person is." Again satisfied with this answer, the boy returns to the ocean to play. Shortly after, the boy returned again. He promptly tells his mother, "Daddy is talking to the dumbest girl on the beach and the longer he talks, the dumber he gets."
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has 71.87 % from 228 votes. More jokes about: age, kids, stupid
Yo momma is so stupid, when your were born she looked at your embelical cord and says "It comes with cable!"
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has 71.69 % from 211 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Client: "Please remove the unnecessary circle at the end of the sentence." Me: "You mean... the period?" Client: "I don't care what you designers call it; it is unsightly. Delete it."
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has 71.63 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: communication, customer service, stupid, work
Yo mama is so stupid, she was looking for bluetooth at the orthodontist.
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has 71.61 % from 140 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, technology, Yo mama
Yo mama is so stupid when you asked her to grab McDonald's she brings the building home.
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has 71.53 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: communication, food, insulting, stupid, Yo mama