The best stupid jokes

Chuck Norris never has a deja vu. No scene would be that stupid to appear in front of the man twice.
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has 73.20 % from 89 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, stupid
Yo momma so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
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has 72.80 % from 224 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Two blondes were talking together: First: "How about your engaged Jim? Is he keeping well?" Second: "He isn't just now my engaged." First: Hi good news. His nose was too big and his head was bald with an ugly face!" Second: "He is now my husband!"
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has 72.45 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: blonde, communication, husband, stupid, ugly
Yo mama is so stupid when you asked her to grab McDonald's she brings the building home.
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has 72.27 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: communication, food, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mama is so stupid, she was looking for bluetooth at the orthodontist.
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has 71.99 % from 138 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, technology, Yo mama
During a break on a North Dakota office building project, one of the construction workers approached Pyle. "Ah heard the boys is gonna strike," he said. "What fer?" asked Pyle. "Shorter hours." "Good fer them!" said the redneck. "Ah always did think sixty minutes was too long fer an hour!"
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has 71.97 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: geography, office, redneck, stupid, work
Q: Why did the blonde buy a brown cow? A: To get chocolate milk.
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has 71.63 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: animal, blonde, chocolate, stupid
When asked for his name by the coffee shop clerk, my brother-in-law answered, "Marc, with a C." Minutes later, he was handed his coffee with his name written on the side: Cark.
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has 71.63 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: communication, customer service, family, stupid
Yo momma is so stupid, when your were born she looked at your embelical cord and says "It comes with cable!"
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has 71.56 % from 210 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Two dyslectic fellas sat in the kitchen... Fella 1: "Ere, can you smell gas?" Fella 2: "Who me? No... I can't even smell my own name!"
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has 71.52 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: communication, friendship, health, stupid