The best stupid jokes

A man called, furious about an Orlando, Florida, vacation package we had booked for him: He was expecting an ocean-view hotel room. I explained that was not possible since Orlando is in the middle of the state. "Don't lie to me," he said. "I looked on the map, and Florida is a very thin state."
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has 71.97 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: customer service, geography, holiday, phone, stupid
Yo Mommas so stupid she got lost in a telephone booth.
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has 71.81 % from 153 votes. More jokes about: phone, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mama is so stupid, she was looking for bluetooth at the orthodontist.
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has 71.80 % from 145 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, technology, Yo mama
Yo momma so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
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has 71.66 % from 234 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman were sitting in a bar, drinking, and discussing how stupid their wives were. The Englishman says, "I tell you, my wife is so stupid. Last week she went to the supermarket and bought $300 worth of meat because it was on sale, and we don’t even have a fridge to keep it in." The Scotsman agrees that she sounds pretty stupid, but says his wife is more stupid. "Just last week, she went out and spent $17,000 on a new car," he laments, "and she doesn’t even know how to drive!" The Irishman nods sagely, and agrees that these two woman sound like they both walked through the stupid forest and got hit by every branch. However, he still thinks his wife is dumber. "Ah, it kills me every time I think of it," he chuckles, "my wife left to go on a trip to Greece. I watched her packing her bag, and she must have put about 100 condoms in there and she doesn’t even have a dick!"
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has 71.50 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: bar, money, stupid, wife, women
Q: What is a blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears? A: She's trying to hold on to a thought.
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has 70.84 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: beauty, blonde, stupid
I asked the boss if I could get a raise, and he said, "Because of the fluctuational predisposition of your position's productive capacity as juxtaposed to the industry standards, it would be monetarily injudicious to advocate an increment." I said, "I don't get it." He said, "That's right."
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has 70.80 % from 101 votes. More jokes about: management, money, stupid
During a break on a North Dakota office building project, one of the construction workers approached Pyle. "Ah heard the boys is gonna strike," he said. "What fer?" asked Pyle. "Shorter hours." "Good fer them!" said the redneck. "Ah always did think sixty minutes was too long fer an hour!"
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has 70.75 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: geography, office, redneck, stupid, work
Yo momma is so stupid, when your were born she looked at your embelical cord and says "It comes with cable!"
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has 70.66 % from 222 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
A blonde is driving a helicopter and it crashes. When the police come and ask the blond what happened she says, "I got cold so I turned off the big fan!"
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has 70.61 % from 135 votes. More jokes about: blonde, cop, driving, stupid