The best stupid jokes

Q: Why is it that so many lawyers have broken noses? A: From chasing parked ambulances.
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Marley stopped at the town barbershop for a haircut. After thirty-five minutes of snipping and cutting, the barber held a mirror behind Marley's head. "How you like it?" asked the barber. "Real fine," said the redneck. "But how 'bout making it a little longer in the back?"
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Yo mama is so stupid that when she got on a motorcycle she didn't know how to open the window.
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A man called, furious about an Orlando, Florida, vacation package we had booked for him: He was expecting an ocean-view hotel room. I explained that was not possible since Orlando is in the middle of the state. "Don't lie to me," he said. "I looked on the map, and Florida is a very thin state."
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A blonde is driving a helicopter and it crashes. When the police come and ask the blond what happened she says, "I got cold so I turned off the big fan!"
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Yo momma so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
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Yo mama is so stupid, she was looking for bluetooth at the orthodontist.
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Q: How many University Graduates does it take to change a light bulb? A: One, but it may take up to seven years!
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Did you hear about the blonde who brought her cosmetics with her for a make-up exam?
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Phones are getting thinner and smarter. People, not so much.
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