Yo momma so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Q: What is a blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears? A: She's trying to hold on to a thought.
Chuck Norris never has a deja vu. No scene would be that stupid to appear in front of the man twice.
Yo mama's so dumb that when she saw the "Under 17 not admitted" sign at a movie theatre, she went home and got 16 friends.
Q: Why did the blonde buy a brown cow? A: To get chocolate milk.
A mother and father took their 6 year old son to a nude beach. As the boy walked along the beach, he noticed that some of the ladies had boobs bigger than his mother's, and asked her why. She told her son, "The bigger they are the dumber the person is." The boy, pleased with the answer, goes to play in the ocean but returns to tell his mother that many of the men have larger willies than his dad. His mother replied, "The bigger they are the dumber the person is." Again satisfied with this answer, the boy returns to the ocean to play. Shortly after, the boy returned again. He promptly tells his mother, "Daddy is talking to the dumbest girl on the beach and the longer he talks, the dumber he gets."
Yo momma is so stupid, when your were born she looked at your embelical cord and says "It comes with cable!"
Client: "Please remove the unnecessary circle at the end of the sentence." Me: "You mean... the period?" Client: "I don't care what you designers call it; it is unsightly. Delete it."
Yo mama is so stupid, she was looking for bluetooth at the orthodontist.
Yo mama is so stupid when you asked her to grab McDonald's she brings the building home.