The best stupid jokes

Q: Why did the blonde buy a brown cow? A: To get chocolate milk.
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has 74.36 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: animal, blonde, chocolate, stupid
Yo mama so stupid she stuck her face into a book to make a Facebook.
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has 74.31 % from 893 votes. More jokes about: Facebook, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Paddy and Murphy were doing a crossword. Paddy asks, "How do you spell paint"? Murphy replies, "What color?"
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has 74.28 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: communication, kids, stupid
Yo mamma so stupid she tried to eat her iPhone because it had an apple on it!
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has 74.26 % from 220 votes. More jokes about: phone, stupid, Yo mama
Yo Mama so stupid she put a peephole in a glass door!
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has 74.11 % from 223 votes. More jokes about: stupid, Yo mama
One day, a blonde and her friend were walking through the park. Suddenly, the blonde's friend said, "Oh, look, a dead birdie!" The blonde looked up and said, "Where?"
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has 74.05 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: bird, blonde, death, stupid
One day while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car. He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle. Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires. The blonde started laughing. This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield. This time the blonde laughed even harder. Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car. The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what’s so funny. The blonde giggled and replied, “When you weren’t looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!
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has 73.97 % from 226 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car, driving, stupid
Yo Mommas so stupid she got lost in a telephone booth.
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has 73.63 % from 147 votes. More jokes about: phone, stupid, Yo mama
A guy rang up to air port and said: "Do you mind me please to ask how long is from New York to Sanfransico? The lady replied "A moment..." Then the guy said "Thank you" and ceased conversation.
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has 73.54 % from 99 votes. More jokes about: communication, men, stupid, time, travel
Recently, I woke up to find that two of my car's tires had been stolen. When the police officer arrived, he asked, "When were you last driving the car?" "Last night at 11:00," I said. "And the tires were on it then?"
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has 73.53 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: car, cop, driving, stupid, time
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