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Yo mamma so stupid she tried to eat her iPhone because it had an apple on it!
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has 75.70 % from 197 votes. More jokes about: phone, stupid, Yo mama
Q: What do you get when you give a blonde a penny for her thoughts? A: Change.
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has 75.62 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: blonde, money, stupid
Yo Mommas so stupid she got lost in a telephone booth.
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has 74.95 % from 137 votes. More jokes about: phone, stupid, Yo mama
A car was driving down the street when all of a sudden it started swerving. The car was going back and forth till someone with a cell phone called the police. A police officer pulled the car over. A blonde rolls down the window and says, "Officer, I'm so glad you are here. I saw a tree in the road, then I saw another. So I had to swerve to keep from hitting it!" The officer looks at her, then says, "Ma'am, that's your air freshener."
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has 74.72 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car, cop, driving, stupid
Yo Mama so stupid she put a peephole in a glass door!
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has 74.71 % from 211 votes. More jokes about: stupid, Yo mama
One day, a blonde and her friend were walking through the park. Suddenly, the blonde's friend said, "Oh, look, a dead birdie!" The blonde looked up and said, "Where?"
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has 74.71 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: bird, blonde, death, stupid
Yo mama so stupid she stuck her face into a book to make a Facebook.
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has 74.47 % from 870 votes. More jokes about: Facebook, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Death: It's your time. give me your hand Blonde: No! i know that if i dont touch you then I'll never die! Death: Holy shit! You figured out the key to living forever! You're soooo smart! High five! Blonde: *high fives* Death: Typical blonde... Dumbass...
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has 74.46 % from 1604 votes. More jokes about: blonde, death, stupid
While reading the newspaper, Walter came across an article about a beautiful actress and model who married a boxer who was not noted for his IQ. "I'll never understand," he said to his wife, "why the biggest jerks get the most attractive wives." His wife replied: "Thank you, dear!"
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has 74.15 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: beauty, communication, men, stupid, women
One day while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car. He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle. Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires. The blonde started laughing. This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield. This time the blonde laughed even harder. Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car. The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what’s so funny. The blonde giggled and replied, “When you weren’t looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!
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has 73.97 % from 209 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car, driving, stupid
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