The best stupid jokes

One day, a blonde and her friend were walking through the park. Suddenly, the blonde's friend said, "Oh, look, a dead birdie!" The blonde looked up and said, "Where?"
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has 74.71 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: bird, blonde, death, stupid
Yo Mama so stupid she put a peephole in a glass door!
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has 74.48 % from 209 votes. More jokes about: stupid, Yo mama
Yo mama so stupid she stuck her face into a book to make a Facebook.
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has 74.45 % from 865 votes. More jokes about: Facebook, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Death: It's your time. give me your hand Blonde: No! i know that if i dont touch you then I'll never die! Death: Holy shit! You figured out the key to living forever! You're soooo smart! High five! Blonde: *high fives* Death: Typical blonde... Dumbass...
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has 74.45 % from 1603 votes. More jokes about: blonde, death, stupid
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette all enter the International Breast Stroke Swim across the English Channel. After about 8 hours, the brunette makes it across, followed shortly by the redhead. No sign of the blonde. After 12 hours they decide they'd better go look for her when she pretty much washes up on shore. They rush over to her and wrap her in warm blankets and give her a hot drink. After a few minutes, she is breathing easier and says, "I don't like to tattle, but I think those other ladies were using their arms!"
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has 74.43 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: blonde, sport, stupid, time, women
Yo Mommas so stupid she got lost in a telephone booth.
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has 74.42 % from 134 votes. More jokes about: phone, stupid, Yo mama
Chuck Norris never has a deja vu. No scene would be that stupid to appear in front of the man twice.
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has 74.17 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, stupid
One day while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car. He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle. Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires. The blonde started laughing. This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield. This time the blonde laughed even harder. Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car. The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what’s so funny. The blonde giggled and replied, “When you weren’t looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!
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has 73.97 % from 209 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car, driving, stupid
When Chuck Norris says 'Candyman' five times in a row, no one appears. Candyman ain't stupid.
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has 73.90 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, stupid
Two blondes were talking together: First: "How about your engaged Jim? Is he keeping well?" Second: "He isn't just now my engaged." First: Hi good news. His nose was too big and his head was bald with an ugly face!" Second: "He is now my husband!"
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has 73.64 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: blonde, communication, husband, stupid, ugly
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