The best stupid jokes

Q: Why did the blond layout on the lawn chair in her bikini at midnight? A: She wanted to get a dark tan.
has 73.56 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: beauty, blonde, stupid
Yo mama so stupid, the password needed 8 characters, so she put Snow white and the 7 dwarves.
has 73.43 % from 246 votes. More jokes about: IT, stupid, Yo mama
A young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first day of work. The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom and said, "Your first job will be to sweep out the store." "But I'm a college graduate," the young man replied indignantly. "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know that," said the manager. "Here, give me the broom – I'll show you how."
has 73.40 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: college, graduation, management, stupid, work
Yo mama so stupid she stuck her face into a book to make a Facebook.
has 73.40 % from 913 votes. More jokes about: Facebook, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mamma so stupid she tried to eat her iPhone because it had an apple on it!
has 73.26 % from 228 votes. More jokes about: phone, stupid, Yo mama
The cowboy was trying to buy a health insurance policy. The insurance agent was going down the list of standard questions. "Ever have an accident?" "Nope, nary a one." "None? You've never had any accidents." "Nope. Ain't had one. Never." "Well, you said in this form you were bitten by a snake once. Wouldn't you consider that an accident?" "Heck, no. That dang varmint bit me on purpose."
has 73.25 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: animal, cowboy, life, stupid
One day while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car. He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle. Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires. The blonde started laughing. This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield. This time the blonde laughed even harder. Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car. The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what’s so funny. The blonde giggled and replied, “When you weren’t looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!
has 73.25 % from 232 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car, driving, stupid
Q: Why was the blonde girl's belly button bruised? A: Because blonde men are dumb too.
has 73.22 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: blonde, men, sex, stupid, women
Yo momma so stupid she got hit by a parked car!
has 73.15 % from 284 votes. More jokes about: car, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
I asked the boss if I could get a raise, and he said, "Because of the fluctuational predisposition of your position's productive capacity as juxtaposed to the industry standards, it would be monetarily injudicious to advocate an increment." I said, "I don't get it." He said, "That's right."
has 73.06 % from 110 votes. More jokes about: management, money, stupid
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