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Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice and Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick me for being stupid.
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Yo mama so dumb,when she got an "F" on her test, she thought it mean Fantastic!
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I gave up my seat to a blind person in the bus. That is how I lost my job as a bus driver.
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Q: Why do blondes always die before help arrives? A: They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1".
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Yo mama is so stupid, she was looking for bluetooth at the orthodontist.
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A young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first day of work. The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom and said, "Your first job will be to sweep out the store." "But I'm a college graduate," the young man replied indignantly. "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know that," said the manager. "Here, give me the broom – I'll show you how."
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Yo momma is so stupid, when your were born she looked at your embelical cord and says "It comes with cable!"
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Yo mommas so stupid she failed a survey.
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Yo Mama's so dumb she waited all day at a stop sign.
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A mother and father took their 6 year old son to a nude beach. As the boy walked along the beach, he noticed that some of the ladies had boobs bigger than his mother's, and asked her why. She told her son, "The bigger they are the dumber the person is." The boy, pleased with the answer, goes to play in the ocean but returns to tell his mother that many of the men have larger willies than his dad. His mother replied, "The bigger they are the dumber the person is." Again satisfied with this answer, the boy returns to the ocean to play. Shortly after, the boy returned again. He promptly tells his mother, "Daddy is talking to the dumbest girl on the beach and the longer he talks, the dumber he gets."
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