The best stupid jokes

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette all enter the International Breast Stroke Swim across the English Channel. After about 8 hours, the brunette makes it across, followed shortly by the redhead. No sign of the blonde. After 12 hours they decide they'd better go look for her when she pretty much washes up on shore. They rush over to her and wrap her in warm blankets and give her a hot drink. After a few minutes, she is breathing easier and says, "I don't like to tattle, but I think those other ladies were using their arms!"
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has 75.62 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: blonde, sport, stupid, time, women
Two students talk: "What are you reading?" "Quantum physics theory book." "But why are you reading it upside-down?" "It makes no difference anyway."
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has 75.18 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: nerd, student, stupid
Yo Mommas so stupid she got lost in a telephone booth.
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has 75.12 % from 138 votes. More jokes about: phone, stupid, Yo mama
Yo Mama so stupid she put a peephole in a glass door!
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has 75.06 % from 214 votes. More jokes about: stupid, Yo mama
One day while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car. He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle. Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires. The blonde started laughing. This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield. This time the blonde laughed even harder. Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car. The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what’s so funny. The blonde giggled and replied, “When you weren’t looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!
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has 74.67 % from 215 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car, driving, stupid
Death: It's your time. give me your hand Blonde: No! i know that if i dont touch you then I'll never die! Death: Holy shit! You figured out the key to living forever! You're soooo smart! High five! Blonde: *high fives* Death: Typical blonde... Dumbass...
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has 74.56 % from 1610 votes. More jokes about: blonde, death, stupid
Yo mama so stupid she stuck her face into a book to make a Facebook.
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has 74.49 % from 879 votes. More jokes about: Facebook, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
There are three blonds that went to the store. After they get done in the store one of the blondes realizes that she locked her keys in her car. The first blond tried using a screwdriver to unlock the door. The second blond tried using a hanger. The third blond tried using pen. While they are trying to unlock the door the second blond says "We better hurry up guys its about to rain and the tops down!"
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has 74.45 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car, stupid
I use the internet to tell me what the weather's like. How do you do that? I carry my laptop outside and if it gets wet, I know it's raining!
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has 74.40 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: internet, stupid, technology, weather
The cowboy was trying to buy a health insurance policy. The insurance agent was going down the list of standard questions. "Ever have an accident?" "Nope, nary a one." "None? You've never had any accidents." "Nope. Ain't had one. Never." "Well, you said in this form you were bitten by a snake once. Wouldn't you consider that an accident?" "Heck, no. That dang varmint bit me on purpose."
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has 74.28 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: animal, cowboy, life, stupid
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