The best stupid jokes

Recently, I woke up to find that two of my car's tires had been stolen. When the police officer arrived, he asked, "When were you last driving the car?" "Last night at 11:00," I said. "And the tires were on it then?"
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has 74.43 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: car, cop, driving, stupid, time
Yo mamma so stupid she tried to eat her iPhone because it had an apple on it!
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has 74.37 % from 221 votes. More jokes about: phone, stupid, Yo mama
Yo Mama so stupid she put a peephole in a glass door!
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has 74.34 % from 225 votes. More jokes about: stupid, Yo mama
Yo mama so stupid she stuck her face into a book to make a Facebook.
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has 74.28 % from 896 votes. More jokes about: Facebook, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
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has 74.25 % from 305 votes. More jokes about: football, sport, stupid, Yo mama
A blonde bought a brand new car and decided to drive down from some place far off, to meet this friend. She reached there in a few hours. After spending a few days there, she decided to return, and called up her mother to expect her in the evening. But she didn't reach home in the evening and not the next day either. When she finally reached home on the third day, her distraught mother ran and asked her what happened? She got out, obviously very tired from a long journey, and said, "These car designers are crazy! They have four gears for going forward, but only one for going back!"
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has 73.74 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car, stupid, time, travel
One day while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car. He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle. Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires. The blonde started laughing. This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield. This time the blonde laughed even harder. Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car. The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what’s so funny. The blonde giggled and replied, “When you weren’t looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!
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has 73.73 % from 228 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car, driving, stupid
A guy rang up to air port and said: "Do you mind me please to ask how long is from New York to Sanfransico? The lady replied "A moment..." Then the guy said "Thank you" and ceased conversation.
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has 73.54 % from 99 votes. More jokes about: communication, men, stupid, time, travel
A Twitter exchange between an angry customer and an apologetic Domino's Pizza: Customer: "Yoooo I ordered a Pizza & Came with no Toppings on it or anything, it's Just Bread" Domino's: "We're sorry to hear about this!" Customer (minutes later): "Never mind, I opened the pizza upside down :/"
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has 73.48 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: customer service, food, stupid, technology, time
Yo momma so stupid she got hit by a parked car!
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has 73.44 % from 279 votes. More jokes about: car, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
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