The best stupid jokes

Q: What is a blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears? A: She's trying to hold on to a thought.
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has 74.43 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: beauty, blonde, stupid
One day while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car. He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle. Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires. The blonde started laughing. This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield. This time the blonde laughed even harder. Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car. The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what’s so funny. The blonde giggled and replied, “When you weren’t looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!
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has 74.34 % from 225 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car, driving, stupid
Yo mama so stupid she stuck her face into a book to make a Facebook.
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has 74.28 % from 892 votes. More jokes about: Facebook, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mamma so stupid she tried to eat her iPhone because it had an apple on it!
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has 74.26 % from 220 votes. More jokes about: phone, stupid, Yo mama
Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
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has 74.23 % from 292 votes. More jokes about: football, sport, stupid, Yo mama
A blonde bought a brand new car and decided to drive down from some place far off, to meet this friend. She reached there in a few hours. After spending a few days there, she decided to return, and called up her mother to expect her in the evening. But she didn't reach home in the evening and not the next day either. When she finally reached home on the third day, her distraught mother ran and asked her what happened? She got out, obviously very tired from a long journey, and said, "These car designers are crazy! They have four gears for going forward, but only one for going back!"
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has 74.21 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car, stupid, time, travel
Yo Mama so stupid she put a peephole in a glass door!
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has 74.11 % from 223 votes. More jokes about: stupid, Yo mama
One day, a blonde and her friend were walking through the park. Suddenly, the blonde's friend said, "Oh, look, a dead birdie!" The blonde looked up and said, "Where?"
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has 74.05 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: bird, blonde, death, stupid
Q: Why did the blonde buy a brown cow? A: To get chocolate milk.
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has 73.93 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: animal, blonde, chocolate, stupid
Yo Mommas so stupid she got lost in a telephone booth.
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has 73.63 % from 147 votes. More jokes about: phone, stupid, Yo mama
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