The best stupid jokes

One day, a blonde and her friend were walking through the park. Suddenly, the blonde's friend said, "Oh, look, a dead birdie!" The blonde looked up and said, "Where?"
has 74.17 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: bird, blonde, death, stupid
A Twitter exchange between an angry customer and an apologetic Domino's Pizza: Customer: "Yoooo I ordered a Pizza & Came with no Toppings on it or anything, it's Just Bread" Domino's: "We're sorry to hear about this!" Customer (minutes later): "Never mind, I opened the pizza upside down :/"
has 74.14 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: customer service, food, stupid, technology, time
Yo mamma so stupid she tried to eat her iPhone because it had an apple on it!
has 74.11 % from 223 votes. More jokes about: phone, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mama so stupid she stuck her face into a book to make a Facebook.
has 74.02 % from 903 votes. More jokes about: Facebook, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo Mama so stupid she put a peephole in a glass door!
has 73.97 % from 226 votes. More jokes about: stupid, Yo mama
A guy rang up to air port and said: "Do you mind me please to ask how long is from New York to Sanfransico? The lady replied "A moment..." Then the guy said "Thank you" and ceased conversation.
has 73.79 % from 100 votes. More jokes about: communication, men, stupid, time, travel
The cowboy was trying to buy a health insurance policy. The insurance agent was going down the list of standard questions. "Ever have an accident?" "Nope, nary a one." "None? You've never had any accidents." "Nope. Ain't had one. Never." "Well, you said in this form you were bitten by a snake once. Wouldn't you consider that an accident?" "Heck, no. That dang varmint bit me on purpose."
has 73.75 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: animal, cowboy, life, stupid
Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
has 73.56 % from 309 votes. More jokes about: football, sport, stupid, Yo mama
One day while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car. He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle. Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires. The blonde started laughing. This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield. This time the blonde laughed even harder. Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car. The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what’s so funny. The blonde giggled and replied, “When you weren’t looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!
has 73.49 % from 230 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car, driving, stupid
Yo momma so stupid she got hit by a parked car!
has 73.25 % from 281 votes. More jokes about: car, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
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