The best stupid jokes

A guy rang up to air port and said: "Do you mind me please to ask how long is from New York to Sanfransico? The lady replied "A moment..." Then the guy said "Thank you" and ceased conversation.
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has 73.28 % from 98 votes. More jokes about: communication, men, stupid, time, travel
Yo momma so stupid she got hit by a parked car!
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has 73.26 % from 273 votes. More jokes about: car, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Two rednecks from Arkansas were out hunting. They decided to separate to get a better chance of catching something. The first redneck says to the other, "If you get lost, fire three shots into the air every hour. That way I can pinpoint you and find you." After about three hours, the second redneck finds he is really lost. He decides to fire three shots into the air as the first man told him. He then waits an hour and does it again. He repeats this until he is out of ammo. The next morning, the first redneck finds the second with the help of forest rangers. He asks the second redneck man if he did what he told him to do. The redneck answers, "Yes, I fired three shots into the air every hour on the hour until I ran out of arrows."
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has 73.13 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: hunting, redneck, stupid, time
I use the internet to tell me what the weather's like. How do you do that? I carry my laptop outside and if it gets wet, I know it's raining!
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has 72.62 % from 87 votes. More jokes about: internet, stupid, technology, weather
Recently, I woke up to find that two of my car's tires had been stolen. When the police officer arrived, he asked, "When were you last driving the car?" "Last night at 11:00," I said. "And the tires were on it then?"
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has 72.56 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: car, cop, driving, stupid, time
A brunette doing laundry asked her blonde friend to help her find a match for her sock. The blonde replied, "What for? Are you going to set it on fire!"
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has 72.31 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: blonde, communication, friendship, stupid
Q: Why did the blonde buy a brown cow? A: To get chocolate milk.
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has 72.05 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: animal, blonde, chocolate, stupid
Yo mama is so stupid, she was looking for bluetooth at the orthodontist.
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has 71.99 % from 142 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, technology, Yo mama
A mother and father took their 6 year old son to a nude beach. As the boy walked along the beach, he noticed that some of the ladies had boobs bigger than his mother's, and asked her why. She told her son, "The bigger they are the dumber the person is." The boy, pleased with the answer, goes to play in the ocean but returns to tell his mother that many of the men have larger willies than his dad. His mother replied, "The bigger they are the dumber the person is." Again satisfied with this answer, the boy returns to the ocean to play. Shortly after, the boy returned again. He promptly tells his mother, "Daddy is talking to the dumbest girl on the beach and the longer he talks, the dumber he gets."
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has 71.88 % from 232 votes. More jokes about: age, kids, stupid
Yo momma so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
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has 71.77 % from 231 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama