Chuck Norris never has a deja vu. No scene would be that stupid to appear in front of the man twice.
While reading the newspaper, Walter came across an article about a beautiful actress and model who married a boxer who was not noted for his IQ. "I'll never understand," he said to his wife, "why the biggest jerks get the most attractive wives." His wife replied: "Thank you, dear!"
Yo mama is so stupid, she was looking for bluetooth at the orthodontist.
Did you hear about the blonde that stayed up all night to see where the sun went? It finally dawned on her.
Two students talk: "What are you reading?" "Quantum physics theory book." "But why are you reading it upside-down?" "It makes no difference anyway."
There are three blonds that went to the store. After they get done in the store one of the blondes realizes that she locked her keys in her car. The first blond tried using a screwdriver to unlock the door. The second blond tried using a hanger. The third blond tried using pen. While they are trying to unlock the door the second blond says "We better hurry up guys its about to rain and the tops down!"
Q: Why was the blonde girl's belly button bruised? A: Because blonde men are dumb too.
A blonde's house is on fire. She runs outside and yells, "Help me! My house is on fire! What do I do?!" Someone else yells, "Call 911!" The blonde yells back, "What's the number?"
Your mama so stupid she bought tickets to Xbox Live.
Q: Why is it that so many lawyers have broken noses? A: From chasing parked ambulances.