The best stupid jokes

Two blondes were talking together: First: "How about your engaged Jim? Is he keeping well?" Second: "He isn't just now my engaged." First: Hi good news. His nose was too big and his head was bald with an ugly face!" Second: "He is now my husband!"
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has 73.64 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: blonde, communication, husband, stupid, ugly
Two students talk: "What are you reading?" "Quantum physics theory book." "But why are you reading it upside-down?" "It makes no difference anyway."
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has 73.48 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: nerd, student, stupid
There are three blonds that went to the store. After they get done in the store one of the blondes realizes that she locked her keys in her car. The first blond tried using a screwdriver to unlock the door. The second blond tried using a hanger. The third blond tried using pen. While they are trying to unlock the door the second blond says "We better hurry up guys its about to rain and the tops down!"
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has 73.22 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car, stupid
Chuck Norris never has a deja vu. No scene would be that stupid to appear in front of the man twice.
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has 73.20 % from 89 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, stupid
I use the internet to tell me what the weather's like. How do you do that? I carry my laptop outside and if it gets wet, I know it's raining!
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has 73.05 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: internet, stupid, technology, weather
Yo momma so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
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has 72.81 % from 216 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Client: "Please remove the unnecessary circle at the end of the sentence." Me: "You mean... the period?" Client: "I don't care what you designers call it; it is unsightly. Delete it."
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has 72.77 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: communication, customer service, stupid, work
Yo mama is so stupid when you asked her to grab McDonald's she brings the building home.
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has 72.27 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: communication, food, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mama is so stupid, she was looking for bluetooth at the orthodontist.
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has 72.19 % from 135 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, technology, Yo mama
A blonde's house is on fire. She runs outside and yells, "Help me! My house is on fire! What do I do?!" Someone else yells, "Call 911!" The blonde yells back, "What's the number?"
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has 72.04 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: blonde, phone, stupid