The best stupid jokes

One day, a blonde and her friend were walking through the park. Suddenly, the blonde's friend said, "Oh, look, a dead birdie!" The blonde looked up and said, "Where?"
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has 73.41 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: bird, blonde, death, stupid
Q: Why did the blond layout on the lawn chair in her bikini at midnight? A: She wanted to get a dark tan.
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has 72.95 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: beauty, blonde, stupid
The cowboy was trying to buy a health insurance policy. The insurance agent was going down the list of standard questions. "Ever have an accident?" "Nope, nary a one." "None? You've never had any accidents." "Nope. Ain't had one. Never." "Well, you said in this form you were bitten by a snake once. Wouldn't you consider that an accident?" "Heck, no. That dang varmint bit me on purpose."
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has 72.84 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: animal, cowboy, life, stupid
Yo mama is so stupid, she was looking for bluetooth at the orthodontist.
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has 72.36 % from 144 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, technology, Yo mama
A car was driving down the street when all of a sudden it started swerving. The car was going back and forth till someone with a cell phone called the police. A police officer pulled the car over. A blonde rolls down the window and says, "Officer, I'm so glad you are here. I saw a tree in the road, then I saw another. So I had to swerve to keep from hitting it!" The officer looks at her, then says, "Ma'am, that's your air freshener."
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has 72.34 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car, cop, driving, stupid
A blonde's house is on fire. She runs outside and yells, "Help me! My house is on fire! What do I do?!" Someone else yells, "Call 911!" The blonde yells back, "What's the number?"
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has 72.31 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: blonde, phone, stupid
A mother and father took their 6 year old son to a nude beach. As the boy walked along the beach, he noticed that some of the ladies had boobs bigger than his mother's, and asked her why. She told her son, "The bigger they are the dumber the person is." The boy, pleased with the answer, goes to play in the ocean but returns to tell his mother that many of the men have larger willies than his dad. His mother replied, "The bigger they are the dumber the person is." Again satisfied with this answer, the boy returns to the ocean to play. Shortly after, the boy returned again. He promptly tells his mother, "Daddy is talking to the dumbest girl on the beach and the longer he talks, the dumber he gets."
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has 72.12 % from 238 votes. More jokes about: age, kids, stupid
A brunette and a blonde are walking in the park. The brunette asks: "Hey can you see that forest over there?" The blonde looks that way and answers: "I can't, the trees are covering the view."
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has 72.05 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: blonde, stupid
Yo momma so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
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has 72.00 % from 233 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
I use the internet to tell me what the weather's like. How do you do that? I carry my laptop outside and if it gets wet, I know it's raining!
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has 71.97 % from 89 votes. More jokes about: internet, stupid, technology, weather