The best tax jokes

A man goes to the doctor. "Doctor, that medicine you gave me isn't working. Is there anything else I could try?". "Fill out this tax form," suggests the doctor. "How's that going to help me?", asks the man. "I'm not sure," replies the doctor, "but some of my patients say it gives them relief."
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has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: doctor, medical, tax
Q: What's grey has 6 legs, 2 arms and is twenty feet tall? A: A tax accountant riding an elephant.
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: elephant, tax, work
Q: What do cannibal tax advisors do after their office Christmas Dinner? A: Toast their clients.
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has 48.13 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, customer service, food, tax
A man was driving along the road when all of a sudden he has to swerve to avoid a box falling off the lorry in front. Seconds later a policeman pulled him over for reckless driving. As the policeman starting writing the ticket he noticed the box was full of nails and tacks. "I had to serve or I'd have run over those and blown my tyres!" protested the driver. "Ok", replied the officer, ripping up the ticket, "but I'm still bringing you in." "What for?" retorted the man. "Tacks evasion", answered the policeman.
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has 45.52 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: car, cop, driving, tax
I hate paying my income tax. You should be a good citizen - why don't you pay with a smile? I'd like to but they insist on money.
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has 36.90 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: money, tax
I hate paying my income tax. You should be a good citizen - why don't you pay with a smile? I'd like to but they insist on money!
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has 13.56 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: money, tax