The best tax jokes

Q: What's grey has 6 legs, 2 arms and is twenty feet tall? A: A tax accountant riding an elephant.
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: elephant, tax, work
Q: What do cannibal tax advisors do after their office Christmas Dinner? A: Toast their clients.
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has 47.62 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, customer service, food, tax
A man was driving along the road when all of a sudden he has to swerve to avoid a box falling off the lorry in front. Seconds later a policeman pulled him over for reckless driving. As the policeman starting writing the ticket he noticed the box was full of nails and tacks. "I had to serve or I'd have run over those and blown my tyres!" protested the driver. "Ok", replied the officer, ripping up the ticket, "but I'm still bringing you in." "What for?" retorted the man. "Tacks evasion", answered the policeman.
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has 45.52 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: car, cop, driving, tax
The housing market crashed because Chuck thought he was paying too much property tax.
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has 43.73 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, tax
I hate paying my income tax. You should be a good citizen - why don't you pay with a smile? I'd like to but they insist on money.
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has 36.90 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: money, tax
I hate paying my income tax. You should be a good citizen - why don't you pay with a smile? I'd like to but they insist on money!
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has 17.31 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: money, tax