The best tax jokes

Q: Why do Republican tax cuts always expire in ten years or less? A: They want to make them thirty but keep running out of fingers.
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Q: When do Democrats like the idea of a flat tax? A: After it reaches 95%
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Q: What do cannibal tax advisors do after their office Christmas Dinner? A: Toast their clients.
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I hate paying my income tax. You should be a good citizen - why don't you pay with a smile? I'd like to but they insist on money.
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I hate paying my income tax. You should be a good citizen - why don't you pay with a smile? I'd like to but they insist on money!
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