The best tax jokes

Q: Why is Santa always so jolly when he comes to the UK? A: He can claim Gift Relief.
has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: geography, Santa, tax
Two junior doctors were involved in a fight in the hospital. A senior consultant had to pull them apart. "What's all this about?" asked the consultant angrily. "It's the Tax Inspector in C ward," said one. "He's only got 2 days to live." "He had to be told." said the second doctor. "I know," said the first, "but I wanted to be the one to tell him!"
has 59.75 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: doctor, hospital, life, tax
Q: When do Democrats like the idea of a flat tax? A: After it reaches 95%
has 59.35 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: democrat, money, tax
Q: How do tax accountants make a bold fashion statement? A: Wear their dark grey socks instead of the light grey.
has 58.52 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: accountant, beauty, tax
Q: Why does Santa have an accountant in the USA? A: So he can avoid Gift Taxes.
has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: accountant, geography, money, Santa, tax
Q: What is Father Christmas's tax status? A: Elf-employed.
has 56.57 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: elf, Santa, tax
A blonde walks into a drugstore and purchases a pack of condoms. "That will be $1.08, please," says the clerk. "What are the eight cents for?" asks the blonde. "It says one dollar right here on the packaging." "Tax," replies the clerk. "Gee," says the blonde, "I thought you just rolled them on and they stayed put."
has 56.05 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: blonde, drug, money, tax
The tax advisor had just read the story of Cinderella to his four-year-old daughter for the first time. The little girl was fascinated by the story, especially the part where the pumpkin turns into a golden coach. Suddenly she piped up, "Daddy, when the pumpkin turned into a golden coach, would that be classed as income or a long-term capital gain?"
has 55.71 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: kids, tax
A man goes to the doctor. "Doctor, that medicine you gave me isn't working. Is there anything else I could try?". "Fill out this tax form," suggests the doctor. "How's that going to help me?", asks the man. "I'm not sure," replies the doctor, "but some of my patients say it gives them relief."
has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: doctor, medical, tax
Q: What's grey has 6 legs, 2 arms and is twenty feet tall? A: A tax accountant riding an elephant.
has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: elephant, tax, work
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