The best tax jokes

Q: And the difference between tax avoidance and tax evasion? A: Jail.
Vote:
has 64.76 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: accountant, prison, tax
Q: Why do Republican tax cuts always expire in ten years or less? A: They want to make them thirty but keep running out of fingers.
Vote:
has 63.82 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: republican, tax, time
Q: Who makes the best detective - Sherlock Holmes or a tax accountant? A: The tax accountant - she make's more deductions.
Vote:
has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: accountant, tax, work
Two junior doctors were involved in a fight in the hospital. A senior consultant had to pull them apart. "What's all this about?" asked the consultant angrily. "It's the Tax Inspector in C ward," said one. "He's only got 2 days to live." "He had to be told." said the second doctor. "I know," said the first, "but I wanted to be the one to tell him!"
Vote:
has 62.88 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: doctor, hospital, life, tax
A young Alabama man goes to a drug store and says to the pharmact: "I got a hot date tonight, an’ I need me some petection. How much is a pack a’ them rubbers gonna cost me?" The pharmacist responds: "A three-pack of condoms is $4.99 with tax." "TACKS!" the shocked redneck says. "Gawd a’ mighty, don’t they stay on by themselves!"
Vote:
has 62.43 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: dating, drug, money, sex, tax
Q: What's grey has 6 legs, 2 arms and is twenty feet tall? A: A tax accountant riding an elephant.
Vote:
has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: elephant, tax, work
Q: What is Father Christmas's tax status? A: Elf-employed.
Vote:
has 58.26 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: elf, Santa, tax
A man goes to the doctor. "Doctor, that medicine you gave me isn't working. Is there anything else I could try?". "Fill out this tax form," suggests the doctor. "How's that going to help me?", asks the man. "I'm not sure," replies the doctor, "but some of my patients say it gives them relief."
Vote:
has 56.84 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: doctor, medical, tax
The housing market crashed because Chuck thought he was paying too much property tax.
Vote:
has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, tax
Q: Why does Santa have an accountant in the USA? A: So he can avoid Gift Taxes.
Vote:
has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: accountant, geography, money, Santa, tax
<<<34
More jokes →
Page 3 of 4.