The best tax jokes

Q: How do we know Peter was a rich fisherman? AA By his net income.
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has 64.76 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: christian, money, tax
Q: Why do Republican tax cuts always expire in ten years or less? A: They want to make them thirty but keep running out of fingers.
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has 64.34 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: republican, tax, time
Q: Who makes the best detective - Sherlock Holmes or a tax accountant? A: The tax accountant - she make's more deductions.
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: accountant, tax, work
A young Alabama man goes to a drug store and says to the pharmact: "I got a hot date tonight, an’ I need me some petection. How much is a pack a’ them rubbers gonna cost me?" The pharmacist responds: "A three-pack of condoms is $4.99 with tax." "TACKS!" the shocked redneck says. "Gawd a’ mighty, don’t they stay on by themselves!"
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has 63.42 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: dating, drug, money, sex, tax
Two junior doctors were involved in a fight in the hospital. A senior consultant had to pull them apart. "What's all this about?" asked the consultant angrily. "It's the Tax Inspector in C ward," said one. "He's only got 2 days to live." "He had to be told." said the second doctor. "I know," said the first, "but I wanted to be the one to tell him!"
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has 60.75 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: doctor, hospital, life, tax
Q: What is Father Christmas's tax status? A: Elf-employed.
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has 56.02 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: elf, Santa, tax
The tax advisor had just read the story of Cinderella to his four-year-old daughter for the first time. The little girl was fascinated by the story, especially the part where the pumpkin turns into a golden coach. Suddenly she piped up, "Daddy, when the pumpkin turned into a golden coach, would that be classed as income or a long-term capital gain?"
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has 55.71 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: kids, tax
The housing market crashed because Chuck thought he was paying too much property tax.
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, tax
Q: Why does Santa have an accountant in the USA? A: So he can avoid Gift Taxes.
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: accountant, geography, money, Santa, tax
A blonde walks into a drugstore and purchases a pack of condoms. "That will be $1.08, please," says the clerk. "What are the eight cents for?" asks the blonde. "It says one dollar right here on the packaging." "Tax," replies the clerk. "Gee," says the blonde, "I thought you just rolled them on and they stayed put."
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has 54.66 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: blonde, drug, money, tax
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