The best tax jokes

Q: How do tax accountants make a bold fashion statement? A: Wear their dark grey socks instead of the light grey.
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: accountant, beauty, tax
A young Alabama man goes to a drug store and says to the pharmact: "I got a hot date tonight, an’ I need me some petection. How much is a pack a’ them rubbers gonna cost me?" The pharmacist responds: "A three-pack of condoms is $4.99 with tax." "TACKS!" the shocked redneck says. "Gawd a’ mighty, don’t they stay on by themselves!"
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has 62.88 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: dating, drug, money, sex, tax
Two junior doctors were involved in a fight in the hospital. A senior consultant had to pull them apart. "What's all this about?" asked the consultant angrily. "It's the Tax Inspector in C ward," said one. "He's only got 2 days to live." "He had to be told." said the second doctor. "I know," said the first, "but I wanted to be the one to tell him!"
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has 60.75 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: doctor, hospital, life, tax
Q: When do Democrats like the idea of a flat tax? A: After it reaches 95%
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has 58.51 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: democrat, money, tax
Q: Why does Santa have an accountant in the USA? A: So he can avoid Gift Taxes.
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has 56.84 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: accountant, geography, money, Santa, tax
Q: What is Father Christmas's tax status? A: Elf-employed.
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has 56.02 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: elf, Santa, tax
The tax advisor had just read the story of Cinderella to his four-year-old daughter for the first time. The little girl was fascinated by the story, especially the part where the pumpkin turns into a golden coach. Suddenly she piped up, "Daddy, when the pumpkin turned into a golden coach, would that be classed as income or a long-term capital gain?"
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has 55.71 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: kids, tax
A blonde walks into a drugstore and purchases a pack of condoms. "That will be $1.08, please," says the clerk. "What are the eight cents for?" asks the blonde. "It says one dollar right here on the packaging." "Tax," replies the clerk. "Gee," says the blonde, "I thought you just rolled them on and they stayed put."
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has 54.66 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: blonde, drug, money, tax
The only sure things are Death and Taxes…and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.
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has 54.13 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, tax, work
A man goes to the doctor. "Doctor, that medicine you gave me isn't working. Is there anything else I could try?". "Fill out this tax form," suggests the doctor. "How's that going to help me?", asks the man. "I'm not sure," replies the doctor, "but some of my patients say it gives them relief."
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has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: doctor, medical, tax
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