Q: What do you get when you cross a pilgrim with a democrat? A: A god-fearing tax collector who gives thanks for what other people have.
Q: And the difference between tax avoidance and tax evasion? A: Jail.
Q: Why did the cannibal tax auditor get disciplined? A: For buttering up her clients.
Did you hear about the cannibal Tax Accountant? She charges an arm and a leg.
Q: How do we know Peter was a rich fisherman? AA By his net income.
Q: Who makes the best detective - Sherlock Holmes or a tax accountant? A: The tax accountant - she make's more deductions.
Q: What is the definition of an extroverted tax accountant? A: Someone who stares at YOUR shoes when talking to you.
How do you know you have a great CPA? He has a tax loophole named after him.
Q: Why is Santa always so jolly when he comes to the UK? A: He can claim Gift Relief.
A young Alabama man goes to a drug store and says to the pharmact: "I got a hot date tonight, an’ I need me some petection. How much is a pack a’ them rubbers gonna cost me?" The pharmacist responds: "A three-pack of condoms is $4.99 with tax." "TACKS!" the shocked redneck says. "Gawd a’ mighty, don’t they stay on by themselves!"