The best tax jokes

Q: How do tax accountants make a bold fashion statement? A: Wear their dark grey socks instead of the light grey.
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has 73.89 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: accountant, beauty, tax
The only sure things are Death and Taxes…and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.
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has 72.56 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, tax, work
Q: And the difference between tax avoidance and tax evasion? A: Jail.
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has 72.56 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: accountant, prison, tax
Q: What do you get when you cross a pilgrim with a democrat? A: A god-fearing tax collector who gives thanks for what other people have.
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has 72.04 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: democrat, money, political, tax
Two junior doctors were involved in a fight in the hospital. A senior consultant had to pull them apart. "What's all this about?" asked the consultant angrily. "It's the Tax Inspector in C ward," said one. "He's only got 2 days to live." "He had to be told." said the second doctor. "I know," said the first, "but I wanted to be the one to tell him!"
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has 71.76 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: doctor, hospital, life, tax
Where do homeless accountants live? In a tax shelter.
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has 69.19 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: accountant, life, money, tax
Q: Why is Santa always so jolly when he comes to the UK? A: He can claim Gift Relief.
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has 69.19 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: geography, Santa, tax
Q: Why did the cannibal tax auditor get disciplined? A: For buttering up her clients.
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has 68.73 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: black humor, morbid, tax
Q: Who makes the best detective - Sherlock Holmes or a tax accountant? A: The tax accountant - she make's more deductions.
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has 67.88 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: accountant, tax, work
A Senator in the USA was once asked about his attitude toward whisky. "If you mean the demon drink that poisons the mind, pollutes the body, desecrates family life, and inflames sinners, then I'm against it. But if you mean the elixir of a New Year toast, the shield against winter chill, the taxable potion that puts needed funds into public coffers to comfort little crippled children, then I'm for it. This is my position, and I will not compromise."
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has 66.96 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, money, new year, political, tax
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