The best tax jokes

How do you know you have a great CPA? He has a tax loophole named after him.
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has 67.88 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: accountant, money, tax
Q: What is the definition of an extroverted tax accountant? A: Someone who stares at YOUR shoes when talking to you.
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has 67.88 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: accountant, communication, tax
Even though telemarketers are slightly less beloved than dentists and tax auditors, that's the job my friend took during his summer vacation. Halfway through one of his sales pitches, he heard a clicking at the other end of the line. Thinking the man may have hung up, he asked, "Are you still there?" "Yeah, still here," said the man. "Sorry, I heard a click and I thought you'd been disconnected." "No," the man said, "that would sound more like this." He then proceeded to show me what it would sound like by slamming down the phone.
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has 67.64 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: business, customer service, dentist, tax
Q: How do you know you've got a good tax accountant? A: He's had a loophole named after him.
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has 66.77 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: accountant, money, tax
Q: What do you get when you cross a pilgrim with a democrat? A: A god-fearing tax collector who gives thanks for what other people have.
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has 66.64 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: democrat, money, political, tax
Q: How do we know Peter was a rich fisherman? AA By his net income.
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has 66.60 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: christian, money, tax
Where do homeless accountants live? In a tax shelter.
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has 66.46 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: accountant, life, money, tax
Q: How do tax accountants make a bold fashion statement? A: Wear their dark grey socks instead of the light grey.
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has 66.46 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: accountant, beauty, tax
The only sure things are Death and Taxes…and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.
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has 65.80 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, tax, work
Q: Why is Santa always so jolly when he comes to the UK? A: He can claim Gift Relief.
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has 65.16 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: geography, Santa, tax
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