Where do homeless accountants live? In a tax shelter.
Q: Why is Santa always so jolly when he comes to the UK? A: He can claim Gift Relief.
Q: Why did the cannibal tax auditor get disciplined? A: For buttering up her clients.
Q: What do you get when you cross a pilgrim with a democrat? A: A god-fearing tax collector who gives thanks for what other people have.
Did you hear about the cannibal Tax Accountant? She charges an arm and a leg.
Q: What is the definition of an extroverted tax accountant? A: Someone who stares at YOUR shoes when talking to you.
Q: Who makes the best detective - Sherlock Holmes or a tax accountant? A: The tax accountant - she make's more deductions.
Q: When do Democrats like the idea of a flat tax? A: After it reaches 95%
Q: How do we know Peter was a rich fisherman? AA By his net income.
Q: And the difference between tax avoidance and tax evasion? A: Jail.