Q: How do you know you've got a good tax accountant?
A: He's had a loophole named after him.
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Q: Why did the cannibal tax auditor get disciplined?
A: For buttering up her clients.
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Where do homeless accountants live?
In a tax shelter.
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Q: Why is Santa always so jolly when he comes to the UK?
A: He can claim Gift Relief.
Did you hear about the cannibal Tax Accountant?
She charges an arm and a leg.
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Q: And the difference between tax avoidance and tax evasion?
A: Jail.
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Q: Who makes the best detective - Sherlock Holmes or a tax accountant?
A: The tax accountant - she make's more deductions.
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Q: What is the definition of an extroverted tax accountant?
A: Someone who stares at YOUR shoes when talking to you.
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Q: How do we know Peter was a rich fisherman?
AA By his net income.
Q: Why do Republican tax cuts always expire in ten years or less?
A: They want to make them thirty but keep running out of fingers.
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