Q: How do you know you've got a good tax accountant? A: He's had a loophole named after him.
Q: Why did the cannibal tax auditor get disciplined? A: For buttering up her clients.
Where do homeless accountants live? In a tax shelter.
Q: Why is Santa always so jolly when he comes to the UK? A: He can claim Gift Relief.
Did you hear about the cannibal Tax Accountant? She charges an arm and a leg.
Q: And the difference between tax avoidance and tax evasion? A: Jail.
Q: Who makes the best detective - Sherlock Holmes or a tax accountant? A: The tax accountant - she make's more deductions.
Q: What is the definition of an extroverted tax accountant? A: Someone who stares at YOUR shoes when talking to you.
Q: How do we know Peter was a rich fisherman? AA By his net income.
Q: Why do Republican tax cuts always expire in ten years or less? A: They want to make them thirty but keep running out of fingers.