The best tax jokes

Where do homeless accountants live? In a tax shelter.
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has 66.60 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: accountant, life, money, tax
Q: And the difference between tax avoidance and tax evasion? A: Jail.
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has 66.10 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: accountant, prison, tax
Q: Why did the cannibal tax auditor get disciplined? A: For buttering up her clients.
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has 65.94 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: black humor, morbid, tax
Did you hear about the cannibal Tax Accountant? She charges an arm and a leg.
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has 65.80 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: accountant, money, tax
Q: How do we know Peter was a rich fisherman? AA By his net income.
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has 65.19 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: christian, money, tax
Q: Who makes the best detective - Sherlock Holmes or a tax accountant? A: The tax accountant - she make's more deductions.
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has 65.16 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: accountant, tax, work
Q: What is the definition of an extroverted tax accountant? A: Someone who stares at YOUR shoes when talking to you.
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has 65.16 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: accountant, communication, tax
How do you know you have a great CPA? He has a tax loophole named after him.
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has 65.16 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: accountant, money, tax
Q: Why is Santa always so jolly when he comes to the UK? A: He can claim Gift Relief.
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: geography, Santa, tax
A young Alabama man goes to a drug store and says to the pharmact: "I got a hot date tonight, an’ I need me some petection. How much is a pack a’ them rubbers gonna cost me?" The pharmacist responds: "A three-pack of condoms is $4.99 with tax." "TACKS!" the shocked redneck says. "Gawd a’ mighty, don’t they stay on by themselves!"
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has 62.88 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: dating, drug, money, sex, tax
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