How do you know you have a great CPA? He has a tax loophole named after him.
Q: What is the definition of an extroverted tax accountant? A: Someone who stares at YOUR shoes when talking to you.
Even though telemarketers are slightly less beloved than dentists and tax auditors, that's the job my friend took during his summer vacation. Halfway through one of his sales pitches, he heard a clicking at the other end of the line. Thinking the man may have hung up, he asked, "Are you still there?" "Yeah, still here," said the man. "Sorry, I heard a click and I thought you'd been disconnected." "No," the man said, "that would sound more like this." He then proceeded to show me what it would sound like by slamming down the phone.
Q: How do you know you've got a good tax accountant? A: He's had a loophole named after him.
Q: What do you get when you cross a pilgrim with a democrat? A: A god-fearing tax collector who gives thanks for what other people have.
Q: How do we know Peter was a rich fisherman? AA By his net income.
Where do homeless accountants live? In a tax shelter.
Q: How do tax accountants make a bold fashion statement? A: Wear their dark grey socks instead of the light grey.
The only sure things are Death and Taxes…and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.
Q: Why is Santa always so jolly when he comes to the UK? A: He can claim Gift Relief.