Where do homeless accountants live?
In a tax shelter.
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Q: And the difference between tax avoidance and tax evasion?
A: Jail.
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Q: Why did the cannibal tax auditor get disciplined?
A: For buttering up her clients.
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Did you hear about the cannibal Tax Accountant?
She charges an arm and a leg.
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Q: How do we know Peter was a rich fisherman?
AA By his net income.
Q: Who makes the best detective - Sherlock Holmes or a tax accountant?
A: The tax accountant - she make's more deductions.
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Q: What is the definition of an extroverted tax accountant?
A: Someone who stares at YOUR shoes when talking to you.
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How do you know you have a great CPA?
He has a tax loophole named after him.
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Q: Why is Santa always so jolly when he comes to the UK?
A: He can claim Gift Relief.
A young Alabama man goes to a drug store and says to the pharmact: "I got a hot date tonight, an’ I need me some petection. How much is a pack a’ them rubbers gonna cost me?"
The pharmacist responds: "A three-pack of condoms is $4.99 with tax."
"TACKS!" the shocked redneck says. "Gawd a’ mighty, don’t they stay on by themselves!"