The best tax jokes

Where do homeless accountants live? In a tax shelter.
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has 66.60 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: accountant, life, money, tax
Q: Why is Santa always so jolly when he comes to the UK? A: He can claim Gift Relief.
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has 66.46 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: geography, Santa, tax
Q: Why did the cannibal tax auditor get disciplined? A: For buttering up her clients.
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has 66.17 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: black humor, morbid, tax
Q: What do you get when you cross a pilgrim with a democrat? A: A god-fearing tax collector who gives thanks for what other people have.
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has 65.88 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: democrat, money, political, tax
Did you hear about the cannibal Tax Accountant? She charges an arm and a leg.
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has 65.80 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: accountant, money, tax
Q: What is the definition of an extroverted tax accountant? A: Someone who stares at YOUR shoes when talking to you.
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has 65.16 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: accountant, communication, tax
Q: Who makes the best detective - Sherlock Holmes or a tax accountant? A: The tax accountant - she make's more deductions.
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has 65.16 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: accountant, tax, work
Q: When do Democrats like the idea of a flat tax? A: After it reaches 95%
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has 64.71 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: democrat, money, tax
Q: How do we know Peter was a rich fisherman? AA By his net income.
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has 64.23 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: christian, money, tax
Q: And the difference between tax avoidance and tax evasion? A: Jail.
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has 64.23 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: accountant, prison, tax
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