The best technology jokes

Here is an actual list of aircraft problems reported by pilots at the end of the day for the mechanics to fix before takeoff the next day followed by the notes the mechanics left for the pilots to read the next morning. (P) Left inside main tire almost needs replacement (S) Almost replaced left inside main tire (P) Something loose in cockpit (S) Something tightened in cockpit (P) Evidence of leak on right main landing gear (S) Evidence removed (P) DME volume unbelievably loud (S) Volume set to more believable level (P) Number three engine missing (S) Engine found on right wing after brief search
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has 81.58 % from 151 votes. More jokes about: air force, mechanic, technology, work
Funny facts about Google users: 50% of people use Google well as a search engine. The rest 50% of them use it to check if their internet is connected
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has 81.16 % from 621 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT, technology
I love pressing F5. It's so refreshing.
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has 80.96 % from 271 votes. More jokes about: computer, technology
The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class. She called on him and said, "Johnny! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?" Little Johnny quickly replied, "NBC, FOX, ESPN and the Cartoon Network!"
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has 80.53 % from 523 votes. More jokes about: little Johnny, math, technology
Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
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has 80.46 % from 360 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, technology
Whoever said technology will replace paper has obviously never tried to wipe their butt with an iPad.
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has 80.31 % from 993 votes. More jokes about: Facebook, technology
How can you tell which one of your friends has the new iPhone 6 plus? Don't worry, they'll let you know.
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has 80.12 % from 98 votes. More jokes about: IT, phone, technology
Peter: "Your secretary is very sexy..." Tony: "Thanks! It's a robot actually, named 'Maria'. If you squeeze her right boob, she takes dictation & if you squeeze her left boob, she types letters! I'll Lend it to you for a day & you can see her functions..." Next day Peter called Tony from hospital & shouted: "You bastard!" You didn't tell me that the "HOLE" between Maria's legs is a pencil sharpener.
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has 80.11 % from 1221 votes. More jokes about: hospital, sex, technology
yo momas so stupid when theives broke into her house and stole the TV she chased after them shouting ''wait you forgot the remote''.
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has 80.06 % from 2972 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, technology, Yo mama
Q: What do computers and air conditions have in common? A: They're both become useless when you open windows.
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has 79.88 % from 132 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT, nerd, technology
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