The best technology jokes

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
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has 81.29 % from 347 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, technology
The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class. She called on him and said, "Johnny! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?" Little Johnny quickly replied, "NBC, FOX, ESPN and the Cartoon Network!"
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has 81.28 % from 504 votes. More jokes about: little Johnny, math, technology
Funny facts about Google users: 50% of people use Google well as a search engine. The rest 50% of them use it to check if their internet is connected
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has 81.24 % from 612 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT, technology
I love pressing F5. It's so refreshing.
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has 81.02 % from 266 votes. More jokes about: computer, technology
Whoever said technology will replace paper has obviously never tried to wipe their butt with an iPad.
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has 80.51 % from 982 votes. More jokes about: Facebook, technology
Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent.
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has 80.34 % from 463 votes. More jokes about: marriage, nerd, technology
Peter: "Your secretary is very sexy..." Tony: "Thanks! It's a robot actually, named 'Maria'. If you squeeze her right boob, she takes dictation & if you squeeze her left boob, she types letters! I'll Lend it to you for a day & you can see her functions..." Next day Peter called Tony from hospital & shouted: "You bastard!" You didn't tell me that the "HOLE" between Maria's legs is a pencil sharpener.
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has 80.02 % from 1210 votes. More jokes about: hospital, sex, technology
yo momas so stupid when theives broke into her house and stole the TV she chased after them shouting ''wait you forgot the remote''.
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has 80.01 % from 2950 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, technology, Yo mama
A failure in a device will never appear until it has passed final inspection.
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has 79.91 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: IT, technology
Autocorrect can kiss my ask!
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has 79.24 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: mean, technology, vulgar
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