The best technology jokes

Funny facts about Google users: 50% of people use Google well as a search engine. The rest 50% of them use it to check if their internet is connected
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has 81.26 % from 607 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT, technology
The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class. She called on him and said, "Johnny! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?" Little Johnny quickly replied, "NBC, FOX, ESPN and the Cartoon Network!"
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has 81.06 % from 481 votes. More jokes about: little Johnny, math, technology
Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent.
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has 81.00 % from 428 votes. More jokes about: marriage, nerd, technology
I love pressing F5. It's so refreshing.
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has 80.88 % from 264 votes. More jokes about: computer, technology
What We Learn From the Movies: It is always possible to park directly in front of any building you are visiting. A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty. If you start dancing in the street, everyone you bump into will know all the steps. Most laptops are powerful enough to override the communication systems of any invading alien civilization. It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts, your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one, dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors. After a person suffers a massive blow to the head, they will still be surprisingly good looking. No one involved in a car chase, hijacking, explosion, volcanic eruption or alien invasion will ever go into shock. Partnering police officers with their total opposites will always, eventually, lead to buddy teams who share unbreakable bonds and gruff affection.
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has 80.65 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: car, cop, life, technology
Autocorrect can kiss my ask!
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has 80.52 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: mean, technology, vulgar
Whoever said technology will replace paper has obviously never tried to wipe their butt with an iPad.
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has 80.51 % from 971 votes. More jokes about: Facebook, technology
Peter: "Your secretary is very sexy..." Tony: "Thanks! It's a robot actually, named 'Maria'. If you squeeze her right boob, she takes dictation & if you squeeze her left boob, she types letters! I'll Lend it to you for a day & you can see her functions..." Next day Peter called Tony from hospital & shouted: "You bastard!" You didn't tell me that the "HOLE" between Maria's legs is a pencil sharpener.
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has 80.15 % from 1197 votes. More jokes about: hospital, sex, technology
yo momas so stupid when theives broke into her house and stole the TV she chased after them shouting ''wait you forgot the remote''.
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has 80.06 % from 2941 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, technology, Yo mama
Yo momma is so fat when she walked by the TV i missed 3 episodes!
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has 78.81 % from 490 votes. More jokes about: fat, technology, Yo mama
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