The best technology jokes

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
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has 82.10 % from 295 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, technology
Funny facts about Google users: 50% of people use Google well as a search engine. The rest 50% of them use it to check if their internet is connected
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has 81.80 % from 584 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT, technology
I love pressing F5. It's so refreshing.
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has 81.43 % from 254 votes. More jokes about: computer, technology
yo momas so stupid when theives broke into her house and stole the TV she chased after them shouting ''wait you forgot the remote''.
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has 80.85 % from 2821 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, technology, Yo mama
Whoever said technology will replace paper has obviously never tried to wipe their butt with an iPad.
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has 80.44 % from 919 votes. More jokes about: Facebook, technology
Peter: "Your secretary is very sexy..." Tony: "Thanks! It's a robot actually, named 'Maria'. If you squeeze her right boob, she takes dictation & if you squeeze her left boob, she types letters! I'll Lend it to you for a day & you can see her functions..." Next day Peter called Tony from hospital & shouted: "You bastard!" You didn't tell me that the "HOLE" between Maria's legs is a pencil sharpener.
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has 80.27 % from 1119 votes. More jokes about: hospital, sex, technology
Here is an actual list of aircraft problems reported by pilots at the end of the day for the mechanics to fix before takeoff the next day followed by the notes the mechanics left for the pilots to read the next morning. (P) Left inside main tire almost needs replacement (S) Almost replaced left inside main tire (P) Something loose in cockpit (S) Something tightened in cockpit (P) Evidence of leak on right main landing gear (S) Evidence removed (P) DME volume unbelievably loud (S) Volume set to more believable level (P) Number three engine missing (S) Engine found on right wing after brief search
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has 80.25 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: air force, mechanic, technology, work
When our air conditioner broke down, we called for a serviceman to come and take a look at it. It turned out to be a high school classmate of my husband's named Love. He said next time we needed any repairs to ask for him. The next year when we needed service again, we requested Mr. Love. I took the day off from work and waited for him to arrive. After he had worked on our air conditioner, he left his work order behind. It had my name and said: "Wants Love in afternoon."
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has 79.57 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: communication, customer service, love, technology
A failure in a device will never appear until it has passed final inspection.
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has 79.27 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: IT, technology
The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class. She called on him and said, "Johnny! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?" Little Johnny quickly replied, "NBC, FOX, ESPN and the Cartoon Network!"
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has 79.11 % from 378 votes. More jokes about: little Johnny, math, technology
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