Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class. She called on him and said, "Johnny! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?" Little Johnny quickly replied, "NBC, FOX, ESPN and the Cartoon Network!"
Funny facts about Google users: 50% of people use Google well as a search engine. The rest 50% of them use it to check if their internet is connected
I love pressing F5. It's so refreshing.
Whoever said technology will replace paper has obviously never tried to wipe their butt with an iPad.
Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent.
Peter: "Your secretary is very sexy..." Tony: "Thanks! It's a robot actually, named 'Maria'. If you squeeze her right boob, she takes dictation & if you squeeze her left boob, she types letters! I'll Lend it to you for a day & you can see her functions..." Next day Peter called Tony from hospital & shouted: "You bastard!" You didn't tell me that the "HOLE" between Maria's legs is a pencil sharpener.
yo momas so stupid when theives broke into her house and stole the TV she chased after them shouting ''wait you forgot the remote''.
A failure in a device will never appear until it has passed final inspection.
Autocorrect can kiss my ask!