Joke #324

Whoever said technology will replace paper has obviously never tried to wipe their butt with an iPad.
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Anyone remember the good old days before Facebook, Instagram and Twitter? When you had to take a photo of your dinner, then get the film developed, then go around to all your friends' houses to show them the picture of your dinner? No? Me neither.
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Only Chuck Norris can dislike on Facebook.
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When Chuck Norris pokes you on Facebook, you die.
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I love the lines the men use to get us into bed: "Please, I'll only put it in for a minute." What am I...? A microwave?
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