The best technology jokes

Yo mama is so old that when she walked out of a museum the alarm went off.
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has 73.68 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: old people, technology, Yo mama
A Twitter exchange between an angry customer and an apologetic Domino's Pizza: Customer: "Yoooo I ordered a Pizza & Came with no Toppings on it or anything, it's Just Bread" Domino's: "We're sorry to hear about this!" Customer (minutes later): "Never mind, I opened the pizza upside down :/"
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has 73.48 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: customer service, food, stupid, technology, time
I used to play tennis, baseball, basketball and chess, but I stopped after my son broke my playstation.
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has 72.63 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: life, sport, technology
Q: What do computers and air conditions have in common? A: They're both become useless when you open windows.
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has 72.33 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT, nerd, technology
A man was robbing a house in the middle of the night. All of a sudden, he heard a parrot cry out. "Jesus is gonna get you." The robber ignored it, and takes the TV. Again, the parrot cries out. "Jesus is gonna get you." The robber started to get a little worried. "What's your name, birdie?" "Moses." "What dumbass named you Moses?" "The same dumbass who called his rottweiler Jesus."
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has 72.31 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: animal, god, parrot, technology
90% of programmer errors come from data from other programmers.
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has 72.04 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: coding, computer, IT, technology, work
Yo mama is so stupid, she was looking for bluetooth at the orthodontist.
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has 71.80 % from 145 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, technology, Yo mama
If the box says: "This software requires Windows XP or better" Does that mean it'LL run on Linux?
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has 71.40 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: computer, geek, IT, nerd, technology
Three men are sitting naked in the sauna. Suddenly there is a beeping sound. The first man presses his forearm and the beeping stops. The others look at him questioningly. "That's my pager," he says. "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm." A few minutes later a phone rings. The second man lifts his palm to his ear. When he finishes he explains, "That's my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand." The third man, feeling decidedly low-tech, steps out of the sauna. In a few minutes he returns with a piece of toilet paper extending from his rear. The others raise their eyebrows. "I'm getting a fax," he explains.
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has 71.35 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: men, phone, technology
A guy tells his friends: The girl I was dating broke my heart, so I broke her Apple iPhone 5. You all know who cried more
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has 70.76 % from 93 votes. More jokes about: dating, IT, phone, technology
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