The best technology jokes

Q: How many Microsoft engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None, they just declare darkness the standard!
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Someone figured out my password. Now I have to rename my dog.
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I used to play tennis, baseball, basketball and chess, but I stopped after my son broke my playstation.
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My grandfather once told me "your generation is too reliant on technology." So I replied "no, your generation is too reliant on technology!" Then I disconnected his life support.
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Q: How many Apple Iphone 6 early adopters does it take to change a light bulb? A: 3001. 1 to do the work and 3000 to go online and bitch about the lack of obscure features!
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"Siri, why am I still single?" Siri activates front camera.
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"And so, God came forth and proclaimed widescreen is the best" Sony 16:9
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Your momma so ugly her face is used as an x ray in mortal kombat X.
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I just saw a mexjcan guy walking down the street with a tv and I thought " wow, that looks just like mine." But I knew mine was at home shining my shoes.
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"Backspace key"... hiding feelings since ages.
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