The best technology jokes

Chuck Norris is the only one who doesn't have to tell PayPal to switch the funding source to his credit card.
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"And so, God came forth and proclaimed widescreen is the best" Sony 16:9
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What was Forrest Gump's email password? 1forrest1
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A guy tells his friends: The girl I was dating broke my heart, so I broke her Apple iPhone 5. You all know who cried more
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Chuck Norris can send you a roundhouse kick by E-Mail.
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There's no wine holder on this vacuum cleaner. It's like it wasn't even designed for women. How can I be expected to work under these conditions?
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There's a technical term for a sunny, warm day which follows two rainy days. It's called Monday.
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Yo mama is so stupid, she was looking for bluetooth at the orthodontist.
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Q: Why do Java programmers have to wear glasses? A: Because they don't C#.
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Someone figured out my password. Now I have to rename my dog.
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