The best technology jokes

I put so much more effort into naming my first Wi-Fi than my first child.
has 76.01 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: internet, IT, kids, mean, technology
90% of programmer errors come from data from other programmers.
has 75.97 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: coding, computer, IT, technology, work
Phones are getting thinner and smarter. People, not so much.
has 75.77 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: fat, phone, stupid, technology
Your Momma is so fat, she takes her picture with Google Earth.
has 75.73 % from 94 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, IT, technology, Yo mama
"Have you got the address of the butter website?" "Yes, but don't spread it around."
has 75.27 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: communication, internet, IT, technology
You know, I have Google+, Facebook, Twitter, Skype accounts... Man, and do you have life? OMG, No! Could you send me a link?
has 75.17 % from 321 votes. More jokes about: Facebook, IT, life, technology
Q: What do you call an accountant without a spreadsheet? A: Lost.
has 75.00 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: accountant, IT, technology, work
I used to play tennis, baseball, basketball and chess, but I stopped after my son broke my playstation.
has 74.97 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: life, sport, technology
Q: Why do Java programmers have to wear glasses? A: Because they don't C#.
has 74.78 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: coding, IT, nerd, programmer, technology
My iPhone fell from the 20th floor. Good thing it was in airplane mode.
has 74.43 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: phone, technology
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