The best technology jokes

If you drop your phone in water, put it in a bowl of rice. Overnight an Asian will come to your house, fix the phone, eat the rice and then run away.
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has 75.64 % from 127 votes. More jokes about: asian, phone, technology
With just two toothpicks, a lightbulb, and his RoundHouse Kick, Chuck Norris can override the Pentagon's computer system.
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has 75.62 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, technology
You know, I have Google+, Facebook, Twitter, Skype accounts... Man, and do you have life? OMG, No! Could you send me a link?
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has 75.35 % from 319 votes. More jokes about: Facebook, IT, life, technology
Why use Linux: No Windows, no Gates, no Bill to pay.
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has 75.27 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: computer, geek, IT, money, technology
Phones are getting thinner and smarter. People, not so much.
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has 75.25 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: fat, phone, stupid, technology
Your Momma is so fat, she takes her picture with Google Earth.
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has 74.89 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, IT, technology, Yo mama
Chuck Norris can make music in Adobe Photoshop.
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has 74.73 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, music, technology
Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents the week before Christmas. At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers when the youngest one began praying at the top of his lungs. "I PRAY FOR A NEW BICYCLE..." "I PRAY FOR A NEW NINTENDO..." "I PRAY FOR A NEW STEREO..." His older brother leaned over and nudged the younger brother and said, "Why are you shouting your prayers? God isn't deaf." To which the little brother replied, "No, but Grandma is!"
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has 74.73 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, family, kids, technology
I put so much more effort into naming my first Wi-Fi than my first child.
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has 74.71 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: internet, IT, kids, mean, technology
Q: Why do Java programmers have to wear glasses? A: Because they don't C#.
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has 74.36 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: coding, IT, nerd, programmer, technology
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