The best technology jokes

If the box says: "This software requires Windows XP or better" Does that mean it'LL run on Linux?
has 76.59 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: computer, geek, IT, nerd, technology
Q: Why do Java programmers have to wear glasses? A: Because they don't C#.
has 76.44 % from 102 votes. More jokes about: coding, IT, nerd, programmer, technology
A Twitter exchange between an angry customer and an apologetic Domino's Pizza: Customer: "Yoooo I ordered a Pizza & Came with no Toppings on it or anything, it's Just Bread" Domino's: "We're sorry to hear about this!" Customer (minutes later): "Never mind, I opened the pizza upside down :/"
has 75.96 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: customer service, food, stupid, technology, time
Anthony Weiner got in trouble with his Hispanic online name "Carlos Danger". He is now using a French online name, "Jacques Ouef".
has 75.92 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: communication, ethnic, technology
Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents the week before Christmas. At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers when the youngest one began praying at the top of his lungs. "I PRAY FOR A NEW BICYCLE..." "I PRAY FOR A NEW NINTENDO..." "I PRAY FOR A NEW STEREO..." His older brother leaned over and nudged the younger brother and said, "Why are you shouting your prayers? God isn't deaf." To which the little brother replied, "No, but Grandma is!"
has 75.77 % from 99 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, family, kids, technology
You know, I have Google+, Facebook, Twitter, Skype accounts... Man, and do you have life? OMG, No! Could you send me a link?
has 75.17 % from 369 votes. More jokes about: Facebook, IT, life, technology
If you drop your phone in water, put it in a bowl of rice. Overnight an Asian will come to your house, fix the phone, eat the rice and then run away.
has 75.08 % from 514 votes. More jokes about: asian, phone, technology
My iPhone fell from the 20th floor. Good thing it was in airplane mode.
has 74.94 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: phone, technology
My grandfather once told me "your generation is too reliant on technology." So I replied "no, your generation is too reliant on technology!" Then I disconnected his life support.
has 74.71 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: life, old people, technology
Back in my day, we didn't watch TV while we ate dinner. We actually talked to each other. It was awful!
has 74.36 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: food, life, technology
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