Chuck Norris is the only one who doesn't have to tell PayPal to switch the funding source to his credit card.
"And so, God came forth and proclaimed widescreen is the best" Sony 16:9
What was Forrest Gump's email password? 1forrest1
A guy tells his friends: The girl I was dating broke my heart, so I broke her Apple iPhone 5. You all know who cried more
Chuck Norris can send you a roundhouse kick by E-Mail.
There's no wine holder on this vacuum cleaner. It's like it wasn't even designed for women. How can I be expected to work under these conditions?
There's a technical term for a sunny, warm day which follows two rainy days. It's called Monday.
Yo mama is so stupid, she was looking for bluetooth at the orthodontist.
Q: Why do Java programmers have to wear glasses? A: Because they don't C#.
Someone figured out my password. Now I have to rename my dog.