The best technology jokes

Me using the Siri app on my iPhone: Me: "Siri, call my wife." Siri: "Samantha McLaughlin is not in your contacts." Me: "Samantha Gibbs is my wife." Siri: "I've added Samantha Gibbs as your wife." Me: "Call my wife." Siri: "Which wife?"
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has 75.58 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: communication, phone, stupid, technology, wife
You know, I have Google+, Facebook, Twitter, Skype accounts... Man, and do you have life? OMG, No! Could you send me a link?
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has 75.38 % from 359 votes. More jokes about: Facebook, IT, life, technology
Yo mama is so old that when she walked out of a museum the alarm went off.
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has 75.25 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: old people, technology, Yo mama
Anthony Weiner got in trouble with his Hispanic online name "Carlos Danger". He is now using a French online name, "Jacques Ouef".
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has 75.20 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: communication, ethnic, technology
My girlfriend has incredible sexual skills. I almost had a heart attack when I saw the video!
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has 74.83 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: dirty, mean, relationship, sex, technology
Phones are getting thinner and smarter. People, not so much.
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has 74.83 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: fat, phone, stupid, technology
Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents the week before Christmas. At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers when the youngest one began praying at the top of his lungs. "I PRAY FOR A NEW BICYCLE..." "I PRAY FOR A NEW NINTENDO..." "I PRAY FOR A NEW STEREO..." His older brother leaned over and nudged the younger brother and said, "Why are you shouting your prayers? God isn't deaf." To which the little brother replied, "No, but Grandma is!"
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has 74.29 % from 93 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, family, kids, technology
Back in my day, we didn't watch TV while we ate dinner. We actually talked to each other. It was awful!
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has 74.28 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: food, life, technology
If you drop your phone in water, put it in a bowl of rice. Overnight an Asian will come to your house, fix the phone, eat the rice and then run away.
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has 74.27 % from 385 votes. More jokes about: asian, phone, technology
A Twitter exchange between an angry customer and an apologetic Domino's Pizza: Customer: "Yoooo I ordered a Pizza & Came with no Toppings on it or anything, it's Just Bread" Domino's: "We're sorry to hear about this!" Customer (minutes later): "Never mind, I opened the pizza upside down :/"
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has 73.48 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: customer service, food, stupid, technology, time
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