The best technology jokes

You know, I have Google+, Facebook, Twitter, Skype accounts... Man, and do you have life? OMG, No! Could you send me a link?
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has 75.42 % from 364 votes. More jokes about: Facebook, IT, life, technology
When our air conditioner broke down, we called for a serviceman to come and take a look at it. It turned out to be a high school classmate of my husband's named Love. He said next time we needed any repairs to ask for him. The next year when we needed service again, we requested Mr. Love. I took the day off from work and waited for him to arrive. After he had worked on our air conditioner, he left his work order behind. It had my name and said: "Wants Love in afternoon."
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has 75.27 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: communication, customer service, love, technology
Back in my day, we didn't watch TV while we ate dinner. We actually talked to each other. It was awful!
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has 74.73 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: food, life, technology
Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents the week before Christmas. At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers when the youngest one began praying at the top of his lungs. "I PRAY FOR A NEW BICYCLE..." "I PRAY FOR A NEW NINTENDO..." "I PRAY FOR A NEW STEREO..." His older brother leaned over and nudged the younger brother and said, "Why are you shouting your prayers? God isn't deaf." To which the little brother replied, "No, but Grandma is!"
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has 74.55 % from 94 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, family, kids, technology
Phones are getting thinner and smarter. People, not so much.
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has 74.54 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: fat, phone, stupid, technology
My girlfriend has incredible sexual skills. I almost had a heart attack when I saw the video!
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has 74.17 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: dirty, mean, relationship, sex, technology
I provide technical support for the computer software published by my company. One day, over the phone, I was helping a customer install a product on a Macintosh. The procedure required him to delete an old file. On the Mac, there is an icon of a trash can that is used to collect items to be permanently deleted. I told the customer to click on the old file and drag it to the trash. Then I had him perform a few other steps. As a reminder, I said, "Don't forget to empty the trash." Obediently he replied, "Yes, dear."
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has 73.80 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: communication, customer service, IT, marriage, technology
If you drop your phone in water, put it in a bowl of rice. Overnight an Asian will come to your house, fix the phone, eat the rice and then run away.
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has 73.69 % from 409 votes. More jokes about: asian, phone, technology
My grandfather once told me "your generation is too reliant on technology." So I replied "no, your generation is too reliant on technology!" Then I disconnected his life support.
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has 73.68 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: life, old people, technology
Yo mama is so old that when she walked out of a museum the alarm went off.
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has 73.68 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: old people, technology, Yo mama
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