The best technology jokes

Me using the Siri app on my iPhone: Me: "Siri, call my wife." Siri: "Samantha McLaughlin is not in your contacts." Me: "Samantha Gibbs is my wife." Siri: "I've added Samantha Gibbs as your wife." Me: "Call my wife." Siri: "Which wife?"
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has 78.47 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: communication, phone, stupid, technology, wife
Yo momma is so fat when she walked by the TV i missed 3 episodes!
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has 78.47 % from 462 votes. More jokes about: fat, technology, Yo mama
How can you tell which one of your friends has the new iPhone 6 plus? Don't worry, they'll let you know.
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has 78.10 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: IT, phone, technology
Autocorrect can kiss my ask!
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has 78.03 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: mean, technology, vulgar
Back in my day, we didn't watch TV while we ate dinner. We actually talked to each other. It was awful!
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has 78.01 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: food, life, technology
A failure in a device will never appear until it has passed final inspection.
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has 77.50 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: IT, technology
Phones are getting thinner and smarter. People, not so much.
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has 77.20 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: fat, phone, stupid, technology
I used to play tennis, baseball, basketball and chess, but I stopped after my son broke my playstation.
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has 76.89 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: life, sport, technology
If Chuck Norris movies were in 3D, the audience would be dead.
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has 76.27 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, technology
Why use Linux: No Windows, no Gates, no Bill to pay.
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has 76.27 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: computer, geek, IT, money, technology
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