How can you tell which one of your friends has the new iPhone 6 plus? Don't worry, they'll let you know.
Q: What does an SEO and part-time chiropractor work on? A: Your bad backlinks.
When our air conditioner broke down, we called for a serviceman to come and take a look at it. It turned out to be a high school classmate of my husband's named Love. He said next time we needed any repairs to ask for him. The next year when we needed service again, we requested Mr. Love. I took the day off from work and waited for him to arrive. After he had worked on our air conditioner, he left his work order behind. It had my name and said: "Wants Love in afternoon."
Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents the week before Christmas. At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers when the youngest one began praying at the top of his lungs. "I PRAY FOR A NEW BICYCLE..." "I PRAY FOR A NEW NINTENDO..." "I PRAY FOR A NEW STEREO..." His older brother leaned over and nudged the younger brother and said, "Why are you shouting your prayers? God isn't deaf." To which the little brother replied, "No, but Grandma is!"
Q: Why do Java programmers have to wear glasses? A: Because they don't C#.
"Siri, why am I still single?" Siri activates front camera.
Why use Linux: No Windows, no Gates, no Bill to pay.
Yo momma is so fat when she walked by the TV i missed 3 episodes!
Chuck Norris can make music in Adobe Photoshop.
The biggest SEO problem with trampoline websites is the high user bounce rate!