Me using the Siri app on my iPhone: Me: "Siri, call my wife." Siri: "Samantha McLaughlin is not in your contacts." Me: "Samantha Gibbs is my wife." Siri: "I've added Samantha Gibbs as your wife." Me: "Call my wife." Siri: "Which wife?"
Yo momma is so fat when she walked by the TV i missed 3 episodes!
How can you tell which one of your friends has the new iPhone 6 plus? Don't worry, they'll let you know.
Autocorrect can kiss my ask!
Back in my day, we didn't watch TV while we ate dinner. We actually talked to each other. It was awful!
A failure in a device will never appear until it has passed final inspection.
Phones are getting thinner and smarter. People, not so much.
I used to play tennis, baseball, basketball and chess, but I stopped after my son broke my playstation.
If Chuck Norris movies were in 3D, the audience would be dead.
Why use Linux: No Windows, no Gates, no Bill to pay.