The best technology jokes

Autocorrect can kiss my ask!
has 79.24 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: mean, technology, vulgar
How can you tell which one of your friends has the new iPhone 6 plus? Don't worry, they'll let you know.
has 79.11 % from 93 votes. More jokes about: IT, phone, technology
When the office printer color started to look a little off the manager called the local repair shop. To the manager's surprise, the clerk said that it would cost $50 but that he might try reading the manual and doing it himself. The manager replied in astonishment, does your boss know that you discourage business that way? "Yes", replied the clerk. It was his idea. We make more on repairs than cleaning printers if the owner tries to do it himself first.
has 78.77 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: management, money, office, technology
Yo momma is so fat when she walked by the TV i missed 3 episodes!
has 78.76 % from 499 votes. More jokes about: fat, technology, Yo mama
Q: Why do Java programmers have to wear glasses? A: Because they don't C#.
has 78.59 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: coding, IT, nerd, programmer, technology
Why use Linux: No Windows, no Gates, no Bill to pay.
has 78.47 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: computer, geek, IT, money, technology
I love the lines the men use to get us into bed: "Please, I'll only put it in for a minute." What am I...? A microwave?
has 78.01 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: communication, love, men, technology, time
My iPhone fell from the 20th floor. Good thing it was in airplane mode.
has 77.50 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: phone, technology
"Siri, why am I still single?" Siri activates front camera.
has 77.03 % from 125 votes. More jokes about: insulting, single, technology, ugly
Me using the Siri app on my iPhone: Me: "Siri, call my wife." Siri: "Samantha McLaughlin is not in your contacts." Me: "Samantha Gibbs is my wife." Siri: "I've added Samantha Gibbs as your wife." Me: "Call my wife." Siri: "Which wife?"
has 76.22 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: communication, phone, stupid, technology, wife
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