The best technology jokes

Yo momma is so fat when she walked by the TV i missed 3 episodes!
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has 78.72 % from 498 votes. More jokes about: fat, technology, Yo mama
How can you tell which one of your friends has the new iPhone 6 plus? Don't worry, they'll let you know.
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has 78.67 % from 91 votes. More jokes about: IT, phone, technology
Q: Why do Java programmers have to wear glasses? A: Because they don't C#.
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has 78.10 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: coding, IT, nerd, programmer, technology
Why use Linux: No Windows, no Gates, no Bill to pay.
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has 78.01 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: computer, geek, IT, money, technology
When our air conditioner broke down, we called for a serviceman to come and take a look at it. It turned out to be a high school classmate of my husband's named Love. He said next time we needed any repairs to ask for him. The next year when we needed service again, we requested Mr. Love. I took the day off from work and waited for him to arrive. After he had worked on our air conditioner, he left his work order behind. It had my name and said: "Wants Love in afternoon."
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has 77.74 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: communication, customer service, love, technology
I love the lines the men use to get us into bed: "Please, I'll only put it in for a minute." What am I...? A microwave?
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has 77.53 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: communication, love, men, technology, time
When the office printer color started to look a little off the manager called the local repair shop. To the manager's surprise, the clerk said that it would cost $50 but that he might try reading the manual and doing it himself. The manager replied in astonishment, does your boss know that you discourage business that way? "Yes", replied the clerk. It was his idea. We make more on repairs than cleaning printers if the owner tries to do it himself first.
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has 77.50 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: management, money, office, technology
"Siri, why am I still single?" Siri activates front camera.
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has 76.67 % from 123 votes. More jokes about: insulting, single, technology, ugly
My iPhone fell from the 20th floor. Good thing it was in airplane mode.
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has 76.06 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: phone, technology
Me using the Siri app on my iPhone: Me: "Siri, call my wife." Siri: "Samantha McLaughlin is not in your contacts." Me: "Samantha Gibbs is my wife." Siri: "I've added Samantha Gibbs as your wife." Me: "Call my wife." Siri: "Which wife?"
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has 75.58 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: communication, phone, stupid, technology, wife
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