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I do two hours of cardio every day. But I still need to find the closest parking spot to the gym.
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No time for gym? Please tell me how you watch 3 hours of TV every night.
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Q: What do you call a trial balance that doesn't balance? A: A late night.
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In year 1272 Arabics invented the condom, using a goat's lower intestine.  In year 1873 the British somewhat reinvented the condom by taking it out of the goat first.
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Chuck Norris actually went to Rome by all roads. At the same time.
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Chuck Norris made time wait.
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Chuck Norris watched the first season of "24" in 5 hours.
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One attractive young businesswoman to another over lunch: "My life is all math. I am trying to add to my income, subtract from my weight, divide my time, and avoid multiplying."
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Got home from the pub at 3'o clock this morning. The wife was waiting at the door with a rolling pin. I said to her, "what are you doing..baking..at this time of the night" ?
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I forgot to post on Facebook I was going to the gym. Now this whole workout was a waste of time.
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