The best time jokes

I'm not usually one to tell someone how to do their job, which is probably why my promotion to management only lasted a week.
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The economy got very bad in 2008. I saw a pimp driving a beat up old Volkswagon.
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has 66.71 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: car, driving, money, time
Yo momma is so old that her first Christmas was the first Christmas.
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has 66.64 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: age, Christmas, time, Yo mama
Two young men who had just graduated from university climbed into a taxi wearing their graduation gowns. "Are you graduates from the city university?" asked the cab driver. "Yes, sir," they announced proudly. "Class of "99." The cabbie extended his hand. "Class of "67."
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has 66.60 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: graduation, men, time, work
I and my two mates went to a hooker and she told us that it will cost us a pound an inch. My first mate went in and came out after minutes, saying, it cost me a tenner! My second mate went in and came out ten minutes later and said, it cost me £9.50! I went in and came out ten minutes later and said, it cost me £3.50.! "What do you mean," they asked me. "I told them, you both paid on the way in but I paid on the way out."
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has 66.60 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: communication, friendship, money, sex, time
In year 1272 Arabics invented the condom, using a goat's lower intestine.  In year 1873 the British somewhat reinvented the condom by taking it out of the goat first.
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has 66.56 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: animal, sex, time
Chuck Norris once saw a video that takes 24 hours to watch... He saw it 3 times a day.
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has 66.46 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
A father, as he was going home, he saw his daughter on the porch, kissing a guy goodnight. Disturbed, he turned to the guy. "In our home, young man, we turn of the light at 11 o'clock, sharp!" "Oh, Thank you so much Sir! That's so convenient! Thanks!"
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has 66.46 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: dad, kids, time
Q: Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet? A: Because they can spend years at C!
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has 66.46 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: pirate, student, time
How are women and linoleum floors alike? You lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for the next 20 years.
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has 66.45 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: age, time, women
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