The best time jokes

Q: How many University Graduates does it take to change a light bulb? A: One, but it may take up to seven years!
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has 65.16 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: graduation, light bulb, student, stupid, time
Q: Why should you keep a blonde on the job 7 days a week? A: So you don't have to retrain them every Monday.
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has 65.16 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: blonde, stupid, time, work
I always arrive late to work, but I make up for it by leaving early.
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has 65.16 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: time, work
A man comes home alone from work. Suddenly he hears this voice saying: "Now its time to quit your job, sell your house, take your money and go to Las Vegas." He doesn't pay much attention to it but after a week hearing the same voice, he thinks ok! He quits his job, sells his house, withdraws all his money and goes to Vegas. The moment he steps out of the plane the voice tells him "Find the nearest casino!" He enters a casino and the voice says: " Go to the roulette-table and put all your money on 17 black! He complies and the croupier spins the wheel and says "Rien ne va plus" 21 RED! And then the voice goes "Damn!"
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has 65.16 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: game, money, time, travel, work
It's a really hot day and this penguin is having car trouble, so he takes it into a garage. The penguin asks, "How long will it be?" The mechanic says, "Just a few minutes." So the penguin decides to go get an ice cream at the grocery store across the street. When the penguin gets there he climbs inside the big freezer door and starts to eat ice cream. Three hours go by before the penguin looks at his watch and jumps out of the freezer and races back to the garage. With ice cream all over his face and his stomach he says, "So, how's my car?" The mechanic comes walking out wiping his hands on a rag and says, "Looks like you blew a seal." The penguin says, "No, no, no, I was just eating ice cream."
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has 65.14 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: animal, car, disgusting, mechanic, time
Yo momma's so old if she were a car it would be time to roll back her odometer.
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has 64.88 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: age, car, time, Yo mama
We should've known communism would fail. There were a lot of red flags.
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has 64.88 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: political, time
Chuck Norris doesn't check the time - he decides it.
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has 64.80 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
Big inspection on a build site/yard. The boss tells the workers : what ever happens just act as usual. The inspection committee were inspecting when a wall just colapses. -(Worker looking at his watch) : 10:15, just on time
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has 64.78 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: life, time, work
Chuck Norris updates his DNA every 5 minutes.
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has 64.78 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
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