The best time jokes

Be careful never to let a blonde have a coffee break... It takes too long to retrain her afterwards!
Vote: has 56.86 % from 14 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: blonde, food, time
Once Chuck Norris swam all the oceans for 7 days and oceans got cold.
Vote: has 56.86 % from 14 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport, time
About 4,000 years ago: God: "I shall create a great plague and every living thing on Earth will die!" Fish: *Winks at God and slips him a $20 note* God: "Correction, I shall create a great flood!"
Vote: has 56.84 % from 20 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: death, god, life, money, time
What did the lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire? See ya next month.
Vote: has 56.83 % from 153 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: disgusting, lesbian, time
May 6th, 1945: A then five-year old Chuck Norris swam the Atlantic Ocean. The next day, the Nazis surrendered...
Vote: has 56.77 % from 17 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris, time, travel
Yo momma's so old she knew the Virgin Mary when she was 10 and said Lil Mary will never amount to anything.
Vote: has 56.77 % from 17 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: age, dirty, time, Yo mama
A man and woman were celebrating their 50 year anniversary. That night, the woman comes out of the bathroom completely naked and looks at her husband who is already in bed. She says, "Honey, 50 years ago tonight, when I came out of the bathroom with no clothes on, what were you thinking?" He said, "I was thinking that I wanted to suck your titties dry and fuck you until you couldn’t think straight." She smiled at him and said, "So what are you thinking now?" He said, "I think I did a pretty good job!"
Vote: has 56.36 % from 31 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: anniversary, husband, marriage, sex, time
Chuck Norris was born Sept. 1 1945. World War 2 ended Sept. 2 1945. What a coincidence.
Vote: has 55.40 % from 239 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris, time, war
What happened when the cannibal got a religion? He only ate Catholics on Fridays!
Vote: has 55.34 % from 22 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: black humor, catholic, religious, time
Chuck Norris doesn't wear a wristwatch. He always knows when it's time to kick some ass.
Vote: has 54.97 % from 19 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time