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How are women and linoleum floors alike? You lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for the next 20 years.
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Yo momma's so old if she were a car it would be time to roll back her odometer.
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Marley stopped at the town barbershop for a haircut. After thirty-five minutes of snipping and cutting, the barber held a mirror behind Marley's head. "How you like it?" asked the barber. "Real fine," said the redneck. "But how 'bout making it a little longer in the back?"
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A woman goes to a doctor, doctor, I'm tired of life, want to finish my life, what is best to kill myself? The doctor says: "Should yourself 5 cm under your breast, you will be dead!" 2 weeks later, woman back at doctors, what happened? I shot myself into my knee.
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Chuck Norris did the blue whale challenge. By the 50th day, his instructor had jumped off the building.
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A man and a woman started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest. After about 15 minutes of it, the man finally gets up and says, "Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!". The woman says, "Me too, you've been eating grass for the past ten minutes!"
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has 64.83 % from 193 votes. More jokes about: food, men, sex, time, women
Chuck Norris's Birthday is October 32th.
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Chuck Norris updates his DNA every 5 minutes.
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A time paradox was invented when Chuck Norris went back in time to raise himself. Now he has provoked the event 2012.
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Chuck Norris once spent a month in El Paso one night.
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