The best time jokes

Marley stopped at the town barbershop for a haircut. After thirty-five minutes of snipping and cutting, the barber held a mirror behind Marley's head. "How you like it?" asked the barber. "Real fine," said the redneck. "But how 'bout making it a little longer in the back?"
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has 61.01 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: beauty, redneck, stupid, time
Q: Why do goalkeepers spend ages on the Internet? A: Because they can't stop saving their work.
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has 60.85 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: internet, soccer, sport, time, work
Yo momma is so old that her first Christmas was the first Christmas.
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has 60.65 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: age, Christmas, time, Yo mama
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners. The Lamaze class was in full swing. The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe properly, and informing the men how to give the necessary assurances at this stage of the plan. "Ladies, exercise is good for you," announced the teacher. Walking is especially beneficial. And, gentlemen, it wouldn't hurt you to take the time to go walking with your partner!" The room was very quiet. Finally, a man in the middle of the group raised his hand. "Yes?" asked the instructor. "Is it alright if she carries a golf bag while we walk?"
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: golf, sport, time, women
"I spent the whole evening knotsurfing!" "Don't you mean netsurfing?" "No, everyone was complaining because I tied the computer up for ages!"
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: communication, internet, technology, time
An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution. "You don't want to try these techniques at home." "Why not?" asked somebody from the audience. "I watched my wife's routine at breakfast for years," the expert explained. "She made lots of trips between the refrigerator, stove, table and cabinets, often carrying a single item at a time. One day I told her, 'Hon, why don't you try carrying several things at once?'" "Did it save time?" the person in the audience asked. "Actually, yes," replied the expert. "It used to take her 20 minutes to make breakfast. Now I do it in seven."
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has 59.83 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: time, wife, women
Remember my name, because you'll be screaming it later!
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has 59.83 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, memory, sex, time
A married couple has invoked the ghosts, after 15 minutes of invoking has appeared only the face of the grandmother of the man. The married couple has asked the grandmother together: "What would you like to tell us dear granny? " The granny has said: "I am looking forward to seeing you soon. Have a nice day!"
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has 59.80 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: couple, marriage, mean, old people, time
Be careful never to let a blonde have a coffee break... It takes too long to retrain her afterwards!
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: blonde, food, time
What happened when the cannibal got a religion? He only ate Catholics on Fridays!
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has 58.98 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: black humor, catholic, religious, time
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