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Yo momma is so stupid she stared at an orange juice container for 2 hours because it said concentrate.
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has 61.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, time, Yo mama
How are women and linoleum floors alike? You lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for the next 20 years.
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has 61.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: age, time, women
Q: Why is marriage not a word? A: It's a lifelong incarceration!
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has 61.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: life, marriage, prison, time
Q: Why don't women wear watches? A: There's a clock on the stove!
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has 61.01 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: time, women
There was once a puppy called May who loved to pick quarrels with animals who were bigger than she was. One day she argued with a lion. The next day was the first of June. Why? Because that was the end of May!
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has 61.01 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: animal, love, time
A married couple has invoked the ghosts, after 15 minutes of invoking has appeared only the face of the grandmother of the man. The married couple has asked the grandmother together: "What would you like to tell us dear granny? " The granny has said: "I am looking forward to seeing you soon. Have a nice day!"
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has 61.01 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: couple, marriage, mean, old people, time
Knew a Muslim kid in college who was notorious for being late to everything. We called him 9/12.
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has 61.00 % from 187 votes. More jokes about: college, religious, terrorist, time
Q: Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet? A: Because they can spend years at C!
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has 60.85 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: pirate, student, time
Marley stopped at the town barbershop for a haircut. After thirty-five minutes of snipping and cutting, the barber held a mirror behind Marley's head. "How you like it?" asked the barber. "Real fine," said the redneck. "But how 'bout making it a little longer in the back?"
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has 60.85 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: beauty, redneck, stupid, time
Remember my name, because you'll be screaming it later!
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has 60.65 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, memory, sex, time
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