The best time jokes

Q: Why weren't the Republicans behind the verdict in the Saddam Hussein Trial a couple of days before the 2006 Midterm Elections? A: Because they were so busy fixing the price on oil!
has 58.77 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: money, political, republican, time
The longer I stay at home, the more homeless I look.
has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: life, time
Chuck norris was born on May 6 1945. De Nazi surrenderd on May 7 1945.
has 58.72 % from 142 votes. More jokes about: birthday, Chuck Norris, time, war
Q: Did you know that they had automobiles in Jesus' time? A:Yes, the Bible says that the disciples were all of one Accord.
has 58.67 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: bible, car, christian, time
Q: If a cowboy rides into town on Friday and three days later leaves on Friday, how does he do it? A: The horse's name is Friday!
has 58.67 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: cowboy, horse, time
A random communist leader hears about a man making jokes about him. He organizes a feast and calls the man. Leader: "This is how all meals will look in the future!" Man: (looks for a few seconds at the leader then says): "I thought I was the one around with the jokes."
has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: communication, food, political, time
The office Christmas party is a great opportunity to catch up with people you haven't seen for 20 minutes.
has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, office, party, time
Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queuing system. You are currently in 352nd place and can expect to receive a reply in approximately 19 weeks.
has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: communication, mean, time, work
Sex is like math: Add the bed Subtract the clothes Divide the legs and pray you dont multiply
has 58.43 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: dirty, math, time
They have traced the Gay Gene all the way back to the time of the Dinosaurs. They found two distinct species. They have named them Lickalotapus and Megasoreass.
has 58.26 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: dinosaur, gay, history, science, time
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