The best time jokes

Q: Why weren't the Republicans behind the verdict in the Saddam Hussein Trial a couple of days before the 2006 Midterm Elections? A: Because they were so busy fixing the price on oil!
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has 58.77 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: money, political, republican, time
The longer I stay at home, the more homeless I look.
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: life, time
Chuck norris was born on May 6 1945. De Nazi surrenderd on May 7 1945.
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has 58.72 % from 142 votes. More jokes about: birthday, Chuck Norris, time, war
Q: Did you know that they had automobiles in Jesus' time? A:Yes, the Bible says that the disciples were all of one Accord.
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has 58.67 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: bible, car, christian, time
Q: If a cowboy rides into town on Friday and three days later leaves on Friday, how does he do it? A: The horse's name is Friday!
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has 58.67 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: cowboy, horse, time
A random communist leader hears about a man making jokes about him. He organizes a feast and calls the man. Leader: "This is how all meals will look in the future!" Man: (looks for a few seconds at the leader then says): "I thought I was the one around with the jokes."
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: communication, food, political, time
The office Christmas party is a great opportunity to catch up with people you haven't seen for 20 minutes.
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, office, party, time
Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queuing system. You are currently in 352nd place and can expect to receive a reply in approximately 19 weeks.
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: communication, mean, time, work
Sex is like math: Add the bed Subtract the clothes Divide the legs and pray you dont multiply
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has 58.43 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: dirty, math, time
They have traced the Gay Gene all the way back to the time of the Dinosaurs. They found two distinct species. They have named them Lickalotapus and Megasoreass.
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has 58.26 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: dinosaur, gay, history, science, time
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