The best time jokes

The longer I stay at home, the more homeless I look.
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: life, time
Scientists called it a big bang, Chuck Norris called it an alarm clock.
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has 58.67 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
Q: Did you know that they had automobiles in Jesus' time? A:Yes, the Bible says that the disciples were all of one Accord.
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has 58.67 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: bible, car, christian, time
Q: If a cowboy rides into town on Friday and three days later leaves on Friday, how does he do it? A: The horse's name is Friday!
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has 58.67 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: cowboy, horse, time
Q: Why do goalkeepers spend ages on the Internet? A: Because they can't stop saving their work.
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has 58.67 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: internet, soccer, sport, time, work
I know an archaeologist who can tell you what period a tampon was from.
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has 58.58 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, time, work
A married couple has invoked the ghosts, after 15 minutes of invoking has appeared only the face of the grandmother of the man. The married couple has asked the grandmother together: "What would you like to tell us dear granny? " The granny has said: "I am looking forward to seeing you soon. Have a nice day!"
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has 58.58 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: couple, marriage, mean, old people, time
A random communist leader hears about a man making jokes about him. He organizes a feast and calls the man. Leader: "This is how all meals will look in the future!" Man: (looks for a few seconds at the leader then says): "I thought I was the one around with the jokes."
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: communication, food, political, time
The office Christmas party is a great opportunity to catch up with people you haven't seen for 20 minutes.
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has 58.52 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, office, party, time
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: communication, mean, time, work
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