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Chuck Norris doesn't check the time - he decides it.
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has 51.00 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
As a member of the organization that installs computer systems aboard Navy ships, I am mindful of how important the off-ship e-mail capabilities are to sailor morale, especially when some vessels are deployed for up to six months. One day while shopping at the base commissary, I noticed another crucial aspect of my job. I was behind a frazzled mother with two active children, and as I watched, she stalked over to where her young son had perched himself on the rail of the freezer case. "If you don't get off there right now," she commanded, "I'm going to e-mail your father!"
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has 50.97 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: computer, kids, navy, technology, time
Question: Why do women close their eyes during sex? Answer: They can’t stand seeing a man have a good time.
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has 50.97 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: sex, time, women
Chuck Norris beat the light speed by 2 hours and 23 minutes.
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
A prominent lawyer calls a plumber to fix a leak in his shower. After about 25 minutes the plumber hands him a bill for $200.00. The lawyer, enraged, says: “I’m a famous trial lawyer, and even I don’t make that kind of money for 25 minutes work!” “Neither did I when I was a lawyer”, says the plumber.
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: lawyer, money, time
Chuck Norris kills time in his spare time.
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
In 1945 Chuck Norris drank a Redbull and jumped out a plane. For image results, Google the word Hiroshima.
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has 50.69 % from 113 votes. More jokes about: airplane, Chuck Norris, technology, time
Chuck Norris was born Sept. 1 1945. World War 2 ended Sept. 2 1945. What a coincidence.
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has 50.67 % from 277 votes. More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris, time, war
Chuck Norris can play a whole note in 3/4 time.
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has 50.64 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music, time
Q. How do you know if a Asian robbed your house? A. Your HW is done , computer is upgraded, 2 hrs later lil f***er still tryin back off the driveway.
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has 50.57 % from 193 votes. More jokes about: asian, computer, racist, time
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