The best time jokes

A deer hunter was bragging about the biggest, baddest, handsomest, heaviest deer he'd bagged the day before. "It's got enough meat to eat the whole year," he boasted. Just then the Game Warden came up and cited the man $500 for hunting without the proper tag. "Five-hundred dollars?" exclaimed the hunter. "All for a mangy, skinny, stubby, half-pint deer?"
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has 50.89 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: animal, hunting, money, time
Chuck Norris beat the light speed by 2 hours and 23 minutes.
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
A prominent lawyer calls a plumber to fix a leak in his shower. After about 25 minutes the plumber hands him a bill for $200.00. The lawyer, enraged, says: “I’m a famous trial lawyer, and even I don’t make that kind of money for 25 minutes work!” “Neither did I when I was a lawyer”, says the plumber.
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: lawyer, money, time
Chuck Norris kills time in his spare time.
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
In the dim and distant past, when life's tempo wasn't so fast, Grandma used to rock and knit, Crochet, tat and babysit. When the kids were in a jam, they could always call on Gram. However, today she's in the gym exercising to keep slim. She's checking the web or surfing the net, sending some e-mail or placing a bet. Nothing seems to stop or block her, now that Grandma's off her rocker.
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: gym, kids, memory, old people, time
In 1945 Chuck Norris drank a Redbull and jumped out a plane. For image results, Google the word Hiroshima.
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has 50.69 % from 113 votes. More jokes about: airplane, Chuck Norris, technology, time
Chuck Norris was born Sept. 1 1945. World War 2 ended Sept. 2 1945. What a coincidence.
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has 50.65 % from 279 votes. More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris, time, war
Chuck Norris can play a whole note in 3/4 time.
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has 50.64 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music, time
Hide an alarm clock in someone's bedroom and set it for 3:00 a.m.
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has 50.64 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: April fools, time
Q. How do you know if a Asian robbed your house? A. Your HW is done , computer is upgraded, 2 hrs later lil f***er still tryin back off the driveway.
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has 50.54 % from 195 votes. More jokes about: asian, computer, racist, time
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