The best time jokes

A prominent lawyer calls a plumber to fix a leak in his shower. After about 25 minutes the plumber hands him a bill for $200.00. The lawyer, enraged, says: “I’m a famous trial lawyer, and even I don’t make that kind of money for 25 minutes work!” “Neither did I when I was a lawyer”, says the plumber.
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: lawyer, money, time
Chuck Norris kills time in his spare time.
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
In the dim and distant past, when life's tempo wasn't so fast, Grandma used to rock and knit, Crochet, tat and babysit. When the kids were in a jam, they could always call on Gram. However, today she's in the gym exercising to keep slim. She's checking the web or surfing the net, sending some e-mail or placing a bet. Nothing seems to stop or block her, now that Grandma's off her rocker.
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: gym, kids, memory, old people, time
In 1945 Chuck Norris drank a Redbull and jumped out a plane. For image results, Google the word Hiroshima.
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has 50.69 % from 113 votes. More jokes about: airplane, Chuck Norris, technology, time
Chuck Norris was born Sept. 1 1945. World War 2 ended Sept. 2 1945. What a coincidence.
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has 50.65 % from 279 votes. More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris, time, war
Chuck Norris can play a whole note in 3/4 time.
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has 50.64 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music, time
Hide an alarm clock in someone's bedroom and set it for 3:00 a.m.
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has 50.64 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: April fools, time
Q. How do you know if a Asian robbed your house? A. Your HW is done , computer is upgraded, 2 hrs later lil f***er still tryin back off the driveway.
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has 50.54 % from 195 votes. More jokes about: asian, computer, racist, time
Chuck Norris once saw a video that takes 24 hours to watch... He saw it 3 times a day.
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has 50.29 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
The older I get, the earlier it gets late.
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has 50.29 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: age, death, life, time
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