The best time jokes

Two girl sprinters are training for the 100 metres race. One says to the other: "You won't believe this, but I've just run 100 metres in 10 seconds." The other says: "But that's impossible, that's the world record." So the other says: "Ah hah, but I took a short cut."
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has 50.64 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: athlete, time
In 1945 Chuck Norris drank a Redbull and jumped out a plane. For image results, Google the word Hiroshima.
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has 50.61 % from 115 votes. More jokes about: airplane, Chuck Norris, technology, time
Chuck Norris was born Sept. 1 1945. World War 2 ended Sept. 2 1945. What a coincidence.
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has 50.46 % from 280 votes. More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris, time, war
Chuck Norris once saw a video that takes 24 hours to watch... He saw it 3 times a day.
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has 50.29 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
Chuck Norris can play a whole note in 3/4 time.
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has 50.22 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music, time
Q. How do you know if a Asian robbed your house? A. Your HW is done , computer is upgraded, 2 hrs later lil f***er still tryin back off the driveway.
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has 50.19 % from 217 votes. More jokes about: asian, computer, racist, time
Good news, I've been given a goldfish for my birthday... The bad news is that I don't get the bowl until my next birthday!
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has 50.00 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: birthday, black humor, death, fish, time
Chuck Norris kills time in his spare time.
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has 49.93 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
Chuck Norris did the blue whale challenge. By the 50th day, his instructor had jumped off the building.
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has 49.93 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, time
A woman goes to a doctor, doctor, I'm tired of life, want to finish my life, what is best to kill myself? The doctor says: "Should yourself 5 cm under your breast, you will be dead!" 2 weeks later, woman back at doctors, what happened? I shot myself into my knee.
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has 49.79 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: doctor, life, medical, time, women
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