The best time jokes

Chuck Norris once saw a video that takes 24 hours to watch... He saw it 3 times a day.
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has 50.29 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
The older I get, the earlier it gets late.
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has 50.29 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: age, death, life, time
It's 4:04. Do you know where your auditor is?
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has 49.51 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: accountant, time
The world won't end in 2012, it will end when Chuck Norris gets bored of it.
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has 48.67 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
Q: What's the difference between your wife and your job? A: After 10 years the job still sucks.
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has 48.67 % from 280 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, time, wife, work
Chuck Norris one checked the Library of Congress for typos during his lunch hour.
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has 48.41 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
Q: Why do Retirees smile all the time? A: Because they can't hear a word you're saying!
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has 48.37 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: communication, old people, time
2012 is the predicted date for the end of the world. The only rational explanation is Chuck Norris.
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has 48.13 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
Chuck Norris did the blue whale challenge. By the 50th day, his instructor had jumped off the building.
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has 48.13 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, time
Good news, I've been given a goldfish for my birthday... The bad news is that I don't get the bowl until my next birthday!
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has 47.97 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: birthday, black humor, death, fish, time
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