The best time jokes

The November 5th Gunpowder Plot has been described as the 9/11 of its day. Staged by the government to discredit an entire religion.
has 44.95 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: life, political, religious, time
Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds.
has 44.84 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris, time
A proud new father sits down with his dad to have a drink. "Well son, now that you have a son of your own its time I gave you something." "Dad you don´t mea-" "Yes I do. You've earned it." Says the father as he passes a copy of '1001 Dad Jokes 5th Edition' to the son. "Dad I dont know what to say...I'm honored." "Hi honored," Replies the father. "I'm dad."
has 44.56 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, dad, old people, time
Little Johnny was watching TV with his mother. Johnny: "Why is this tampon commercial so long?" Mother: "This is my favorite show called 90210." Johnny: ...
has 44.50 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: communication, kids, little Johnny, time
An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution. "You don't want to try these techniques at home." "Why not?" asked somebody from the audience. "I watched my wife's routine at breakfast for years," the expert explained. "She made lots of trips between the refrigerator, stove, table and cabinets, often carrying a single item at a time. One day I told her, 'Hon, why don't you try carrying several things at once?'" "Did it save time?" the person in the audience asked. "Actually, yes," replied the expert. "It used to take her 20 minutes to make breakfast. Now I do it in seven."
has 44.46 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: time, wife, women
How can you tell if a porno was made in the 70's? The guys' schlongs have sideburns!
has 44.46 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, time
Granny congratulates Johny to his birthday and tells him: "May you live so many years, how many steps you made to the church during these years!" Suddenly appears the Death and tells Johny: "Have you heard your Granny's wish? So, pack up your suitcases, tomorrow you'll finally go with me, mac! Those 4 steps will not save ya!"
has 43.55 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: birthday, black humor, death, little Johnny, time
Chuck Norris' day consists of 25 hours.
has 43.42 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
In 1666, Chuck Norris caught the Plague. The Plague learned its lesson, and has stayed away since then.
has 43.40 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health, time
How are women and linoleum floors alike? You lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for the next 20 years.
has 43.40 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: age, time, women
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