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In 1666, Chuck Norris caught the Plague. The Plague learned its lesson, and has stayed away since then.
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has 43.40 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health, time
How are women and linoleum floors alike? You lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for the next 20 years.
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has 43.40 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: age, time, women
Johny met his classmate from high school after ten years who was still very beautiful. As he met her, he told her only: "Hi Ann, I am pleased to see you again after so many years." Ann took a look at his pants and said: "I know that you´re pleased."
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has 43.09 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: beauty, dirty, school, sex, time
What time is it when Chuck Norris knocks on your door? Too Late!
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has 42.86 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
Why do men need instant replay on TV sports? Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.
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has 42.03 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: men, sport, technology, time
Did you hear about the dentist who planted a garden? A month later he was picking his teeth.
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has 42.03 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: dentist, time
The manager of the liquor store gets a phone call at 8 pm. "At what time do you open tomorrow?" asked the caller. "At nine," he answered. The phone rings at midnight "What time do you open ... in the morning?" "At nine". The phone rings at 4 in the morning "Whatt tim do ya openn in the mornin?" "I told you before at nine". "Imm just inn aa hury cause i got locked in tha stor las nite."
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has 41.91 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, phone, time
Time keeps going only to run away from Chuck Norris.
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has 41.91 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
A time paradox was invented when Chuck Norris went back in time to raise himself. Now he has provoked the event 2012.
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has 41.91 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
Q: What does a blond man do at 03.00 in the night naked at the balcony? A: The blond girl told him to come outside
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has 41.85 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: blonde, sex, time
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