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Yo' Mama is so ugly, she has to sneak up to water fountains to get a drink.
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Gay translation I want a commitment. I'm sick of masturbation. Haven't I seen you before? Nice ass. I need you. My hand is tired. You're the only man I've ever cared about. You are the only man who hasn't rejected me. I'm a Romantic. I'm poor. I really want to get to know you better. So I can tell my friends about it. It's just orange juice, try it. 3 more shots, and he'll have his legs around my head. He's kinda cute. I want to have sex with him till my dick turns blue! He's not my type. He won't sleep with me. I miss you so much I am so horny that my dog is starting to look good. I had a wonderful time last night. Who the hell are you? Do you love me? I've done something stupid and you might find out. Do you 'really' love me? I've done something stupid and you're going to find out. I'll give you a call. I'd rather have my nipples torn off by wild dogs than see you again. I've been thinking a lot. You're not as attractive as when I was drunk. I think we should just be friends. You're ugly. I've learned a lot from you. Next!!!!
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Yo mama so ugly it caused Godzilla to go back to the ocean.
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Q: How can you tell you have a really bad case of acne? A: It's when the blind try to read your face.
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Yo mama so ugly when she smiles her face hurts.
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You mama so bugle one detection went the other derection.
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Your momma is so ugly when she look in the mirror it shattered.
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Yo mama is so ugly she reminds me SUN, is hard to look at her.
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, her face looks like a horse's ass flapping in the breeze.
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Yo mamas teeth are so yellow she helped Dorothy get to the emerald city.
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