Q: How can you tell you have a really bad case of acne?
A: It's when the blind try to read your face.
Vote:
Yo mama so ugly that she died of fright when she looked in the mirror.
Yo mama so ugly Lady Liberty blew her torch out so she wouldn't have to see her.
Yo mama so ugly when she auditioned for a horror movie they sent her to a professional!
Yo mama so ugly that slender man didn't even want follow her.
I was walking home last night when I noticed an old drunk staggering along the road.
He passed a woman who was walking a young child. "Lady", said the drunk, "that's the ugliest kid I've ever seen.
Damn, that is one ugly child!."
As the drunk wandered off, the lady burst into tears.
Just then, a mailman came to her rescue.
"What's the matter, madam?" he asked.
"I've just been horribly insulted" she sobbed.
"There there," said the mailman, reaching into his pocket.
"Dry your eyes with this tissue, and here's a banana for the chimp"
Yo mama so ugly when Santa came down the chimney he said ho! ho! hoooollly shit!
Yo mama so hairy when she went to space the aliens thought she was chubacco.
Yo mama's so ugly that slender-man ran from her.
She's also the reason why slender-man doesn't have eyes.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, I asked if her face hurt because it was killing me.