Yo mama is so ugly the mirror did not make an reflection.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when I walked past your fence, she came out barking.
Yo mama nose is so big she could smell what the rock was cooking before he started cooking.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, the tide wouldn't even take her out.
Yo' Mama's teeth are so yellow, when she closes her mouth, her cheeks light up.
Yo mama's so ugly that slender-man ran from her. She's also the reason why slender-man doesn't have eyes.
Yo mama so ugly she made santa say ho ho ho.
Yo mama so ugly that slender man didn't even want follow her.
Your mama is so ugly that I guess you can say that the genes passed down.
Yo mama so ugly it caused Godzilla to go back to the ocean.