The best ugly jokes

Gay translation I want a commitment. I'm sick of masturbation. Haven't I seen you before? Nice ass. I need you. My hand is tired. You're the only man I've ever cared about. You are the only man who hasn't rejected me. I'm a Romantic. I'm poor. I really want to get to know you better. So I can tell my friends about it. It's just orange juice, try it. 3 more shots, and he'll have his legs around my head. He's kinda cute. I want to have sex with him till my dick turns blue! He's not my type. He won't sleep with me. I miss you so much I am so horny that my dog is starting to look good. I had a wonderful time last night. Who the hell are you? Do you love me? I've done something stupid and you might find out. Do you 'really' love me? I've done something stupid and you're going to find out. I'll give you a call. I'd rather have my nipples torn off by wild dogs than see you again. I've been thinking a lot. You're not as attractive as when I was drunk. I think we should just be friends. You're ugly. I've learned a lot from you. Next!!!!
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Your momma is so ugly when she look in the mirror it shattered.
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Yo mama is so ugly she reminds me SUN, is hard to look at her.
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, her face looks like a horse's ass flapping in the breeze.
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Yo mamas teeth are so yellow she helped Dorothy get to the emerald city.
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I have a green nose, three red mouths, and four purple ears. What am I? Ugly!
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Yo mama so ugly when she smiles her face hurts.
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Yo mama so fat that when god said let there be light. When god saw her he said let there be darkness.
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A wife sending a short message to her husband: It was just said on the news that they found a hideous corpse with a hollow head, a cigar among ugly rotten teeth and a bottle of liquor in his hand. I'm worried about you!. Please, give me a ring...
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Yo Mama's so ugly, I can f**k her in any position and it'll still be doggie-style.
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