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Yo mama so fat when she looks in the mirror the mirror said: "oh no get out the way."
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Yo mama so ugly that slender man didn't even want follow her.
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Your mama so ugly when god was making light he told her to step out the way.
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Yo momma is so hairy when she lifts her armpit up it looks like she's got Bigfoot in a headlock.
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Yo mamma so ugly when she was walking to the bank. They turned of the security cameras.
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Yo momma so skinny she looks like a mic stand.
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Yo mama so hairy when she went to space the aliens thought she was chubacco.
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Your moma is so ugly...she could make medicine sick!
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Yo Mama so ugly, that when she entered a haunted house, she came out with an application.
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Yo mama so ugly that she saw herself six ways in the mirror!
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