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Yo mama is so ugly she reminds me SUN, is hard to look at her.
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Yo mamma so ugly she scares Chuck Norris!
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, her face looks like a horse's ass flapping in the breeze.
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, she not only got hit with the ugly stick, she must have got lost in an ugly forest.
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A wife sending a short message to her husband: It was just said on the news that they found a hideous corpse with a hollow head, a cigar among ugly rotten teeth and a bottle of liquor in his hand. I'm worried about you!. Please, give me a ring...
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Yo mama is so ugly she made the ugliest person in the world cry.
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Yo Mama's so ugly, I can f**k her in any position and it'll still be doggie-style.
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, when I walked past your fence, she came out barking.
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Yo mamma so ugly that her birth certificate came with an apology letter from the condom factory.
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Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said: '' holy fuck we can't fix that.''
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