Yo mama so fat when she looks in the mirror the mirror said: "oh no get out the way."
Yo mama so ugly that slender man didn't even want follow her.
Your mama so ugly when god was making light he told her to step out the way.
Yo momma is so hairy when she lifts her armpit up it looks like she's got Bigfoot in a headlock.
Yo mamma so ugly when she was walking to the bank. They turned of the security cameras.
Yo momma so skinny she looks like a mic stand.
Yo mama so hairy when she went to space the aliens thought she was chubacco.
Your moma is so ugly...she could make medicine sick!
Yo Mama so ugly, that when she entered a haunted house, she came out with an application.
Yo mama so ugly that she saw herself six ways in the mirror!