Yo mama is so ugly she reminds me SUN, is hard to look at her.
Yo mamma so ugly she scares Chuck Norris!
Yo' Mama is so ugly, her face looks like a horse's ass flapping in the breeze.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, she not only got hit with the ugly stick, she must have got lost in an ugly forest.
A wife sending a short message to her husband: It was just said on the news that they found a hideous corpse with a hollow head, a cigar among ugly rotten teeth and a bottle of liquor in his hand. I'm worried about you!. Please, give me a ring...
Yo mama is so ugly she made the ugliest person in the world cry.
Yo Mama's so ugly, I can f**k her in any position and it'll still be doggie-style.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when I walked past your fence, she came out barking.
Yo mamma so ugly that her birth certificate came with an apology letter from the condom factory.
Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said: '' holy fuck we can't fix that.''