The best ugly jokes

Yo mama is so ugly the mirror did not make an reflection.
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has 62.61 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: ugly, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when I walked past your fence, she came out barking.
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has 62.61 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: animal, insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama nose is so big she could smell what the rock was cooking before he started cooking.
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has 62.30 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: food, ugly, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so ugly, the tide wouldn't even take her out.
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo' Mama's teeth are so yellow, when she closes her mouth, her cheeks light up.
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has 62.14 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama's so ugly that slender-man ran from her. She's also the reason why slender-man doesn't have eyes.
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has 62.14 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama so ugly she made santa say ho ho ho.
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has 62.10 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: Santa, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama so ugly that slender man didn't even want follow her.
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has 61.91 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Your mama is so ugly that I guess you can say that the genes passed down.
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: family, insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama so ugly it caused Godzilla to go back to the ocean.
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has 61.28 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
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