Yo Momma is so ugly that she scares blind people!
Yo mama nose is so big she could smell what the rock was cooking before he started cooking.
A guy goes to the store to buy condoms.
"Do you want a bag?", the cashier asks.
"No", the guy says, "She's not that ugly."
Yo mama so ugly the devil is afraid of her.
Yo mama so ugly when she looked at the sun, it turned nighttime.
Yo mama so ugly when Santa came down the chimney he said ho! ho! hoooollly shit!
Yo' Mama's teeth are so yellow, when she closes her mouth, her cheeks light up.
A guy goes to the store to buy condoms.
"Do you want a bag?", the cashier asks.
"No", the guy says, "She's not that ugly."
Yo' Mama is so ugly, I asked if her face hurt because it was killing me.
Yo mama so ugly that when she delivered a little baby after birth the baby saw mum and screamed "It's a gorilla!".