Two blondes were talking together:
First: "How about your engaged Jim? Is he keeping well?"
Second: "He isn't just now my engaged."
First: Hi good news. His nose was too big and his head was bald with an ugly face!"
Second: "He is now my husband!"
Vote:
As a child, I was afreid of ghosts.
As I grew up, I realised people are more scary.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, she has to sneak up to water fountains to get a drink.
Yo mama so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.
Yo Momma is so ugly that she scares blind people!
Yo' Mama is so ugly, the tide wouldn't even take her out.
Yo mama so ugly, Instagram tagged her selfies 'explicit content'.
Vote:
Your mama is so ugly that I guess you can say that the genes passed down.
Yo mama so ugly the devil is afraid of her.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she walked past the toilet, it flushed itself.