The best ugly jokes

Yo mama so ugly when Santa came down the chimney he said ho! ho! hoooollly shit!
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A guy goes to the store to buy condoms. "Do you want a bag?", the cashier asks. "No", the guy says, "She's not that ugly."
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Your mama is so ugly that I guess you can say that the genes passed down.
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Yo mama so ugly when she auditioned for a horror movie they sent her to a professional!
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, I asked if her face hurt because it was killing me.
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Yo mama so ugly that when she delivered a little baby after birth the baby saw mum and screamed "It's a gorilla!".
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Yo mamma so ugly when she was walking to the bank. They turned of the security cameras.
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Yo' daddy's so ugly, when he looked out the window he was arrested for mooning!
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Yo mama so ugly that she died of fright when she looked in the mirror.
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Yo mama so ugly when she went outside it was a black out.
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