The best ugly jokes

Jenna, Jessica and ariana die. They all go to heaven and GOD says, "You can do whatever you want, just don't step on a pink cloud". The first day, Jenna goes out and comes back with a ugly guy. Jessica and Ariana ask, "what happen?". Jenna says, "I stepped on a pink cloud". The next day, Jessica goes out, she comes back with a ugly guy. Jenna and Ariana ask, "what happen?". Jessica says, "I stepped on a pink cloud". The following day Araina goes out and comes back with a HOTT guy, blue eyes, thin and tall. Jenna and jessica ask, "What happen?" The guy says, "I stepped on a pink cloud".
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Yo mamma so ugly when she was walking to the bank. They turned of the security cameras.
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Your moma is so ugly...she could make medicine sick!
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Yo Mama so ugly, that when she entered a haunted house, she came out with an application.
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Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said: '' holy f*ck we can't fix that.''
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What do you call an ugly rabbit that sits on someone's forehead? Unsightly facial hare.
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Yo mama so hairy when she went to space the aliens thought she was chubacco.
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A lady was walking down the street to work and she saw a parrot on a perch in front of a pet store. The parrot said to her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly." Well, the lady is furious! She stormed past the store to her work. On the way home she saw the same parrot and it said to her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly." She was incredibly ticked now. The next day the same parrot again said to her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly." The lady was so ticked that she went into the store and said that she would sue the store and kill the bird. The store manager replied, "That's not good," and promised he wouldn't say it again. When the lady walked past the store that day after work the parrot called to her, "Hey lady." She paused and said, "Yes?" The bird said, "You know."
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Yo momma so skinny she looks like a mic stand.
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Yo mamas so ugly when Bob the builder saw her he said "Oh cannot fix that."
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