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Yo mama so ugly that when she delivered a little baby after birth the baby saw mum and screamed "It's a gorilla!".
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Yo mama nose is so big she could smell what the rock was cooking before he started cooking.
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At a Whitehouse party for past presidents. Michelle Obama caught Barron Trump making faces at Sasha. Michelle walked over to reprimand the child and said, "Barron, when I was a little girl, I was told if that I made ugly faces, it would freeze and I would stay like that." Baron looked up and replied, "Well, Ms. Obama, you can't say you weren't warned."
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Yo mama so ugly when she tried to flirt her face went inside out.
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Yo' Mama's teeth are so yellow, when she closes her mouth, her cheeks light up.
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Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see into the future.
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A guy goes to the store to buy condoms. "Do you want a bag?", the cashier asks. "No", the guy says, "She's not that ugly."
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Yo mama so ugly when she looked at the sun, it turned nighttime.
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Yo mama is so ugly the mirror did not make an reflection.
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she walked past the toilet, it flushed itself.
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