A husband and a wife sit at the table, having dinner.
The woman drops a bit of tomato sauce on her white top.
"Och, I look like a pig!"
The man nods, "And you dropped tomato sauce on your top!"
Yo Mama so ugly, that when she entered a haunted house, she came out with an application.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, the tide wouldn't even take her out.
Yo momma is so hairy when she lifts her armpit up it looks like she's got Bigfoot in a headlock.
Yo' Mama's teeth are so yellow, when she closes her mouth, her cheeks light up.
Yo Momma is so ugly that she scares blind people!
Jenna, Jessica and ariana die.
They all go to heaven and GOD says, "You can do whatever you want, just don't step on a pink cloud".
The first day, Jenna goes out and comes back with a ugly guy.
Jessica and Ariana ask, "what happen?".
Jenna says, "I stepped on a pink cloud".
The next day, Jessica goes out, she comes back with a ugly guy.
Jenna and Ariana ask, "what happen?".
Jessica says, "I stepped on a pink cloud".
The following day Araina goes out and comes back with a HOTT guy, blue eyes, thin and tall.
Jenna and jessica ask, "What happen?"
The guy says, "I stepped on a pink cloud".
Your mama is so ugly that I guess you can say that the genes passed down.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she walked past the toilet, it flushed itself.
Yo mama so ugly it caused Godzilla to go back to the ocean.