The best ugly jokes

Yo' Mama is so ugly, the tide wouldn't even take her out.
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo' Mama's teeth are so yellow, when she closes her mouth, her cheeks light up.
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has 62.14 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo Momma is so ugly that she scares blind people!
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has 61.94 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: ugly, Yo mama
Jenna, Jessica and ariana die. They all go to heaven and GOD says, "You can do whatever you want, just don't step on a pink cloud". The first day, Jenna goes out and comes back with a ugly guy. Jessica and Ariana ask, "what happen?". Jenna says, "I stepped on a pink cloud". The next day, Jessica goes out, she comes back with a ugly guy. Jenna and Ariana ask, "what happen?". Jessica says, "I stepped on a pink cloud". The following day Araina goes out and comes back with a HOTT guy, blue eyes, thin and tall. Jenna and jessica ask, "What happen?" The guy says, "I stepped on a pink cloud".
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has 61.71 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: death, god, heaven, life, ugly
Your mama is so ugly that I guess you can say that the genes passed down.
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: family, insulting, ugly, Yo mama
A husband and a wife sit at the table, having dinner. The woman drops a bit of tomato sauce on her white top. "Och, I look like a pig!" The man nods, "And you dropped tomato sauce on your top!"
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has 61.59 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: food, husband, ugly, vulgar, wife
Yo mama so ugly when Santa came down the chimney he said ho! ho! hoooollly shit!
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has 61.38 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: Santa, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama so ugly it caused Godzilla to go back to the ocean.
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has 61.28 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama so ugly when she auditioned for a horror movie they sent her to a professional!
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has 61.01 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, work, Yo mama
Yo mama so ugly that slender man didn't even want follow her.
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has 60.97 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
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