The best ugly jokes

What do you call an ugly rabbit that sits on someone's forehead? Unsightly facial hare.
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Yo momma so skinny she looks like a mic stand.
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An elderly couple was driving across the country. While the woman was behind the wheel, the couple was pulled over by the highway patrol. “Ma’am, did you know you were speeding?” the officer said. The woman, hard of hearing, turned to her husband and asked, “What did he say?” “He said you were speeding!” the old man yelled. The patrolman then asked, “May I see your license?” The woman turned to her husband again, “What did he say?” The old man yelled back, “He wants to see your license!” The woman then gave the officer her license. “I see you are from Arkansas,” the patrolman said. “I spent some time there once and went on a blind date with the ugliest woman I’ve ever seen.” The woman turned to her husband again and asked, “What did he say?” The old man replied, “He said he knows you!
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Yo mama so hairy when she went to space the aliens thought she was chubacco.
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A lady was walking down the street to work and she saw a parrot on a perch in front of a pet store. The parrot said to her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly." Well, the lady is furious! She stormed past the store to her work. On the way home she saw the same parrot and it said to her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly." She was incredibly ticked now. The next day the same parrot again said to her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly." The lady was so ticked that she went into the store and said that she would sue the store and kill the bird. The store manager replied, "That's not good," and promised he wouldn't say it again. When the lady walked past the store that day after work the parrot called to her, "Hey lady." She paused and said, "Yes?" The bird said, "You know."
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You mama so bugle one detection went the other derection.
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Yo mamas so ugly when Bob the builder saw her he said "Oh cannot fix that."
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, she has to sneak up to water fountains to get a drink.
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Yo mama so ugly it caused Godzilla to go back to the ocean.
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Q: How can you tell you have a really bad case of acne? A: It's when the blind try to read your face.
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