Yo mama so ugly when Santa came down the chimney he said ho! ho! hoooollly shit!
A guy goes to the store to buy condoms.
"Do you want a bag?", the cashier asks.
"No", the guy says, "She's not that ugly."
Your mama is so ugly that I guess you can say that the genes passed down.
Yo mama so ugly when she auditioned for a horror movie they sent her to a professional!
Yo' Mama is so ugly, I asked if her face hurt because it was killing me.
Yo mama so ugly that when she delivered a little baby after birth the baby saw mum and screamed "It's a gorilla!".
Yo mamma so ugly when she was walking to the bank.
They turned of the security cameras.
Yo' daddy's so ugly, when he looked out the window he was arrested for mooning!
Yo mama so ugly that she died of fright when she looked in the mirror.
Yo mama so ugly when she went outside it was a black out.