Yo' Mama is so ugly, I asked if her face hurt because it was killing me.
Yo mamma so ugly when she was walking to the bank.
They turned of the security cameras.
Yo' daddy's so ugly, when he looked out the window he was arrested for mooning!
A guy goes to the store to buy condoms.
"Do you want a bag?", the cashier asks.
"No", the guy says, "She's not that ugly."
Yo mama so ugly when Santa came down the chimney he said ho! ho! hoooollly shit!
Yo mama so ugly that she died of fright when she looked in the mirror.
Yo mama is so ugly that she could be the poster child for birth control.
An elderly couple was driving across the country. While the woman was behind the wheel, the couple was pulled over by the highway patrol.
“Ma’am, did you know you were speeding?” the officer said.
The woman, hard of hearing, turned to her husband and asked, “What did he say?”
“He said you were speeding!” the old man yelled.
The patrolman then asked, “May I see your license?”
The woman turned to her husband again, “What did he say?”
The old man yelled back, “He wants to see your license!”
The woman then gave the officer her license.
“I see you are from Arkansas,” the patrolman said. “I spent some time there once and went on a blind date with the ugliest woman I’ve ever seen.”
The woman turned to her husband again and asked, “What did he say?”
The old man replied, “He said he knows you!
Yo mama is so ugly the mirror did not make an reflection.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when I walked past your fence, she came out barking.