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Yo Momma is so ugly that she scares blind people!
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Yo mama nose is so big she could smell what the rock was cooking before he started cooking.
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A guy goes to the store to buy condoms. "Do you want a bag?", the cashier asks. "No", the guy says, "She's not that ugly."
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Yo mama so ugly the devil is afraid of her.
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Yo mama so ugly when she looked at the sun, it turned nighttime.
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Yo mama so ugly when Santa came down the chimney he said ho! ho! hoooollly shit!
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Yo' Mama's teeth are so yellow, when she closes her mouth, her cheeks light up.
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A guy goes to the store to buy condoms. "Do you want a bag?", the cashier asks. "No", the guy says, "She's not that ugly."
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, I asked if her face hurt because it was killing me.
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Yo mama so ugly that when she delivered a little baby after birth the baby saw mum and screamed "It's a gorilla!".
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