Yo mama so ugly Lady Liberty blew her torch out so she wouldn't have to see her.
As a child, I was afreid of ghosts. As I grew up, I realised people are more scary.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when I walked past your fence, she came out barking.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, she has to sneak up to water fountains to get a drink.
Yo mamas so ugly when Bob the builder saw her he said "Oh cannot fix that."
At a Whitehouse party for past presidents. Michelle Obama caught Barron Trump making faces at Sasha. Michelle walked over to reprimand the child and said, "Barron, when I was a little girl, I was told if that I made ugly faces, it would freeze and I would stay like that." Baron looked up and replied, "Well, Ms. Obama, you can't say you weren't warned."
Yo momma is so ugly that Superman lost his supervision and went blind.
Yo mama so fat when she looks in the mirror the mirror said: "oh no get out the way."
Yo mama is so ugly she reminds me SUN, is hard to look at her.
What do you call an ugly rabbit that sits on someone's forehead? Unsightly facial hare.