The best ugly jokes

Yo mama so ugly Lady Liberty blew her torch out so she wouldn't have to see her.
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As a child, I was afreid of ghosts. As I grew up, I realised people are more scary.
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, when I walked past your fence, she came out barking.
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, she has to sneak up to water fountains to get a drink.
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Yo mamas so ugly when Bob the builder saw her he said "Oh cannot fix that."
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At a Whitehouse party for past presidents. Michelle Obama caught Barron Trump making faces at Sasha. Michelle walked over to reprimand the child and said, "Barron, when I was a little girl, I was told if that I made ugly faces, it would freeze and I would stay like that." Baron looked up and replied, "Well, Ms. Obama, you can't say you weren't warned."
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Yo momma is so ugly that Superman lost his supervision and went blind.
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Yo mama so fat when she looks in the mirror the mirror said: "oh no get out the way."
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Yo mama is so ugly she reminds me SUN, is hard to look at her.
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What do you call an ugly rabbit that sits on someone's forehead? Unsightly facial hare.
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