The best ugly jokes

Yo momma is so ugly that Superman lost his supervision and went blind.
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: health, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat when she looks in the mirror the mirror said: "oh no get out the way."
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama so ugly Lady Liberty blew her torch out so she wouldn't have to see her.
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama so ugly that when she delivered a little baby after birth the baby saw mum and screamed "It's a gorilla!".
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has 57.64 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: animal, baby, insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama so ugly when she went outside it was a black out.
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has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: ugly, vulgar, Yo mama
Yo mamas so ugly when Bob the builder saw her he said "Oh cannot fix that."
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has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: ugly, work, Yo mama
What do you call an ugly rabbit that sits on someone's forehead? Unsightly facial hare.
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has 56.86 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: animal, ugly
Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see into the future.
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has 56.84 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: time, ugly, Yo mama
Yo Mama so hairy, when she shaved her legs, your dad thought she got a new carpet.
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has 56.78 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo momma’s so ugly, the Government moved Halloween to her birthday.
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has 55.71 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: birthday, Halloween, ugly, Yo mama