The best ugly jokes

Yo mama's so ugly that slender-man ran from her. She's also the reason why slender-man doesn't have eyes.
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has 59.80 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Jenna, Jessica and ariana die. They all go to heaven and GOD says, "You can do whatever you want, just don't step on a pink cloud". The first day, Jenna goes out and comes back with a ugly guy. Jessica and Ariana ask, "what happen?". Jenna says, "I stepped on a pink cloud". The next day, Jessica goes out, she comes back with a ugly guy. Jenna and Ariana ask, "what happen?". Jessica says, "I stepped on a pink cloud". The following day Araina goes out and comes back with a HOTT guy, blue eyes, thin and tall. Jenna and jessica ask, "What happen?" The guy says, "I stepped on a pink cloud".
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has 59.75 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: death, god, heaven, life, ugly
A lady was walking down the street to work and she saw a parrot on a perch in front of a pet store. The parrot said to her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly." Well, the lady is furious! She stormed past the store to her work. On the way home she saw the same parrot and it said to her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly." She was incredibly ticked now. The next day the same parrot again said to her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly." The lady was so ticked that she went into the store and said that she would sue the store and kill the bird. The store manager replied, "That's not good," and promised he wouldn't say it again. When the lady walked past the store that day after work the parrot called to her, "Hey lady." She paused and said, "Yes?" The bird said, "You know."
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal, ugly, work
Your momma is so ugly when she look in the mirror it shattered.
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
As a child, I was afreid of ghosts. As I grew up, I realised people are more scary.
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: insulting, kids, ugly, vulgar
Your mama is so ugly she jumps and the gravity did not return.
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: mean, science, ugly, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so ugly, she has to sneak up to water fountains to get a drink.
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has 57.36 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mamas so ugly when Bob the builder saw her he said "Oh cannot fix that."
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has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: ugly, work, Yo mama
Yo momma is so ugly that Superman lost his supervision and went blind.
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has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: health, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat when she looks in the mirror the mirror said: "oh no get out the way."
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has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, ugly, Yo mama