Yo momma is so ugly that Superman lost his supervision and went blind.
Yo mama so fat when she looks in the mirror the mirror said: "oh no get out the way."
Yo mama so ugly Lady Liberty blew her torch out so she wouldn't have to see her.
Yo mama so ugly that when she delivered a little baby after birth the baby saw mum and screamed "It's a gorilla!".
Yo mama so ugly when she went outside it was a black out.
Yo mamas so ugly when Bob the builder saw her he said "Oh cannot fix that."
What do you call an ugly rabbit that sits on someone's forehead? Unsightly facial hare.
Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see into the future.
Yo Mama so hairy, when she shaved her legs, your dad thought she got a new carpet.
Yo momma’s so ugly, the Government moved Halloween to her birthday.