Yo Mama so hairy, when she shaved her legs, your dad thought she got a new carpet.
Yo mama so ugly that when she delivered a little baby after birth the baby saw mum and screamed "It's a gorilla!".
Yo mama is so ugly that she could be the poster child for birth control.
Yo momma is so ugly that Superman lost his supervision and went blind.
Yo mama so fat when she looks in the mirror the mirror said: "oh no get out the way."
Yo Mama's so ugly, I can f**k her in any position and it'll still be doggie-style.
Your momma is so ugly when she look in the mirror it shattered.
Yo momma so skinny she looks like a mic stand.
Yo mama so ugly when she went outside it was a black out.
Yo mama so ugly, even goldfish don't smile back.