Either the woman at the back of the train has two really ugly children, or two seriously cool Pokémons.
Yo mama so ugly, even goldfish don't smile back.
I have a green nose, three red mouths, and four purple ears. What am I? Ugly!
Yo mama so fat when she looks in the mirror the mirror said: "oh no get out the way."
Yo Mama's so ugly, I can f**k her in any position and it'll still be doggie-style.
Yo mama is so ugly she reminds me SUN, is hard to look at her.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, her face looks like a horse's ass flapping in the breeze.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when I walked past your fence, she came out barking.
Yo mama so ugly, they use her picture to scare kids straight.
Yo mamas teeth are so yellow she helped Dorothy get to the emerald city.