The best ugly jokes

What do you call an ugly rabbit that sits on someone's forehead? Unsightly facial hare.
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has 56.86 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: animal, ugly
Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see into the future.
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has 56.84 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: time, ugly, Yo mama
Yo Mama's so ugly, I can f**k her in any position and it'll still be doggie-style.
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has 56.77 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: insulting, sex, ugly, Yo mama
Yo Momma so ugly she makes blind children cry.
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has 56.36 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: kids, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama so ugly, they use her picture to scare kids straight.
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has 56.05 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: kids, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama so ugly, even goldfish don't smile back.
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has 55.71 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: fish, ugly, Yo mama
I have a green nose, three red mouths, and four purple ears. What am I? Ugly!
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, ugly
Yo Mama is so fat and ugly she and Godzilla are twins.
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has 55.11 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Gay translation I want a commitment. I'm sick of masturbation. Haven't I seen you before? Nice ass. I need you. My hand is tired. You're the only man I've ever cared about. You are the only man who hasn't rejected me. I'm a Romantic. I'm poor. I really want to get to know you better. So I can tell my friends about it. It's just orange juice, try it. 3 more shots, and he'll have his legs around my head. He's kinda cute. I want to have sex with him till my dick turns blue! He's not my type. He won't sleep with me. I miss you so much I am so horny that my dog is starting to look good. I had a wonderful time last night. Who the hell are you? Do you love me? I've done something stupid and you might find out. Do you 'really' love me? I've done something stupid and you're going to find out. I'll give you a call. I'd rather have my nipples torn off by wild dogs than see you again. I've been thinking a lot. You're not as attractive as when I was drunk. I think we should just be friends. You're ugly. I've learned a lot from you. Next!!!!
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has 55.10 % from 235 votes. More jokes about: animal, gay, love, masturbation, ugly
Yo momma so skinny she looks like a mic stand.
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: fat, mean, ugly, Yo mama
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