The best ugly jokes

Yo mamas so ugly when Bob the builder saw her he said "Oh cannot fix that."
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has 54.15 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: ugly, work, Yo mama
Yo mama so ugly, they use her picture to scare kids straight.
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has 53.62 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: kids, ugly, Yo mama
Gay translation I want a commitment. I'm sick of masturbation. Haven't I seen you before? Nice ass. I need you. My hand is tired. You're the only man I've ever cared about. You are the only man who hasn't rejected me. I'm a Romantic. I'm poor. I really want to get to know you better. So I can tell my friends about it. It's just orange juice, try it. 3 more shots, and he'll have his legs around my head. He's kinda cute. I want to have sex with him till my dick turns blue! He's not my type. He won't sleep with me. I miss you so much I am so horny that my dog is starting to look good. I had a wonderful time last night. Who the hell are you? Do you love me? I've done something stupid and you might find out. Do you 'really' love me? I've done something stupid and you're going to find out. I'll give you a call. I'd rather have my nipples torn off by wild dogs than see you again. I've been thinking a lot. You're not as attractive as when I was drunk. I think we should just be friends. You're ugly. I've learned a lot from you. Next!!!!
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has 53.59 % from 268 votes. More jokes about: animal, gay, love, masturbation, ugly
Yo mama so ugly when she smiles her face hurts.
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has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama so ugly when she went outside it was a black out.
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has 52.38 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: ugly, vulgar, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when I walked past your fence, she came out barking.
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal, insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama is so ugly when she went to the thirteenth floor they got scared of her.
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama so ugly, she's the reason Mario jumps high.
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has 52.05 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: game, ugly, Yo mama
Yo Momma so ugly she makes blind children cry.
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has 51.86 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: kids, ugly, Yo mama
Yo momma’s so ugly, the Government moved Halloween to her birthday.
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has 51.70 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: birthday, Halloween, ugly, Yo mama
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