Yo mama so ugly Lady Liberty blew her torch out so she wouldn't have to see her.
Yo mama is so ugly she reminds me SUN, is hard to look at her.
What do you call an ugly rabbit that sits on someone's forehead? Unsightly facial hare.
Yo Mama's so ugly, I can f**k her in any position and it'll still be doggie-style.
Yo mama so ugly, they use her picture to scare kids straight.
Yo Momma so ugly she makes blind children cry.
At a Whitehouse party for past presidents. Michelle Obama caught Barron Trump making faces at Sasha. Michelle walked over to reprimand the child and said, "Barron, when I was a little girl, I was told if that I made ugly faces, it would freeze and I would stay like that." Baron looked up and replied, "Well, Ms. Obama, you can't say you weren't warned."
Yo mama so ugly, even goldfish don't smile back.
I have a green nose, three red mouths, and four purple ears. What am I? Ugly!
Gay translation I want a commitment. I'm sick of masturbation. Haven't I seen you before? Nice ass. I need you. My hand is tired. You're the only man I've ever cared about. You are the only man who hasn't rejected me. I'm a Romantic. I'm poor. I really want to get to know you better. So I can tell my friends about it. It's just orange juice, try it. 3 more shots, and he'll have his legs around my head. He's kinda cute. I want to have sex with him till my dick turns blue! He's not my type. He won't sleep with me. I miss you so much I am so horny that my dog is starting to look good. I had a wonderful time last night. Who the hell are you? Do you love me? I've done something stupid and you might find out. Do you 'really' love me? I've done something stupid and you're going to find out. I'll give you a call. I'd rather have my nipples torn off by wild dogs than see you again. I've been thinking a lot. You're not as attractive as when I was drunk. I think we should just be friends. You're ugly. I've learned a lot from you. Next!!!!