The best ugly jokes

Yo mama's so ugly that slender-man ran from her. She's also the reason why slender-man doesn't have eyes.
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has 59.75 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama so hairy when she went to space the aliens thought she was chubacco.
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has 58.87 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mamma so ugly when she was walking to the bank. They turned of the security cameras.
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo' daddy's so ugly, when he looked out the window he was arrested for mooning!
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: dad, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama so ugly that she saw herself six ways in the mirror!
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Your mama is so ugly she jumps and the gravity did not return.
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has 58.52 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: mean, science, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama so ugly Lady Liberty blew her torch out so she wouldn't have to see her.
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama so ugly she made santa say ho ho ho.
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has 58.01 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: Santa, ugly, Yo mama
What do you call an ugly rabbit that sits on someone's forehead? Unsightly facial hare.
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has 56.86 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: animal, ugly
Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see into the future.
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has 56.84 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: time, ugly, Yo mama