Yo mama so hairy when she went to space the aliens thought she was chubacco.
Yo mamma so ugly when she was walking to the bank. They turned of the security cameras.
Yo' daddy's so ugly, when he looked out the window he was arrested for mooning!
Yo mama so ugly that she saw herself six ways in the mirror!
Your mama is so ugly she jumps and the gravity did not return.
Yo mama so ugly Lady Liberty blew her torch out so she wouldn't have to see her.
Yo mama nose is so big she could smell what the rock was cooking before he started cooking.
Yo mama so ugly she made santa say ho ho ho.
What do you call an ugly rabbit that sits on someone's forehead? Unsightly facial hare.
Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see into the future.