The best ugly jokes

Yo mamma so ugly when she was walking to the bank. They turned of the security cameras.
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo' daddy's so ugly, when he looked out the window he was arrested for mooning!
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: dad, ugly, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so ugly, I asked if her face hurt because it was killing me.
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has 58.67 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama so ugly that she saw herself six ways in the mirror!
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Your mama is so ugly she jumps and the gravity did not return.
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has 58.52 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: mean, science, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama so ugly Lady Liberty blew her torch out so she wouldn't have to see her.
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama nose is so big she could smell what the rock was cooking before he started cooking.
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has 58.42 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: food, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama so ugly she made santa say ho ho ho.
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has 57.49 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: Santa, ugly, Yo mama
What do you call an ugly rabbit that sits on someone's forehead? Unsightly facial hare.
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has 56.86 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: animal, ugly
Yo Mama's so ugly, I can f**k her in any position and it'll still be doggie-style.
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has 56.84 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: insulting, sex, ugly, Yo mama