Yo momma is so hairy when she lifts her armpit up it looks like she's got Bigfoot in a headlock.
Yo mama's so ugly that slender-man ran from her. She's also the reason why slender-man doesn't have eyes.
Yo mama so hairy when she went to space the aliens thought she was chubacco.
Yo mamma so ugly when she was walking to the bank. They turned of the security cameras.
Yo' daddy's so ugly, when he looked out the window he was arrested for mooning!
Yo mama so ugly that she saw herself six ways in the mirror!
Your mama is so ugly she jumps and the gravity did not return.
Yo mama so ugly Lady Liberty blew her torch out so she wouldn't have to see her.
Yo mama so ugly she made santa say ho ho ho.
Yo mama so ugly that when she delivered a little baby after birth the baby saw mum and screamed "It's a gorilla!".