The best ugly jokes

Yo mama so ugly when she auditioned for a horror movie they sent her to a professional!
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has 61.01 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, work, Yo mama
Yo mama so ugly that when she delivered a little baby after birth the baby saw mum and screamed "It's a gorilla!".
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has 60.76 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: animal, baby, insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama so hairy when she went to space the aliens thought she was chubacco.
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has 60.69 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said: '' holy f*ck we can't fix that.''
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has 60.57 % from 96 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Your moma is so ugly...she could make medicine sick!
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: health, ugly, Yo mama
Yo Mama so ugly, that when she entered a haunted house, she came out with an application.
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama so ugly that she saw herself six ways in the mirror!
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when I walked past your fence, she came out barking.
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has 60.16 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: animal, insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo momma is so hairy when she lifts her armpit up it looks like she's got Bigfoot in a headlock.
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has 59.93 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: animal, insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama's so ugly that slender-man ran from her. She's also the reason why slender-man doesn't have eyes.
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has 59.80 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, insulting, ugly, Yo mama