Yo mama so ugly when she auditioned for a horror movie they sent her to a professional!
Yo mama so hairy when she went to space the aliens thought she was chubacco.
Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said: '' holy f*ck we can't fix that.''
A lady was walking down the street to work and she saw a parrot on a perch in front of a pet store.
The parrot said to her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly."
Well, the lady is furious!
She stormed past the store to her work.
On the way home she saw the same parrot and it said to her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly."
She was incredibly ticked now.
The next day the same parrot again said to her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly."
The lady was so ticked that she went into the store and said that she would sue the store and kill the bird.
The store manager replied, "That's not good," and promised he wouldn't say it again.
When the lady walked past the store that day after work the parrot called to her, "Hey lady."
She paused and said, "Yes?" The bird said, "You know."
Yo Mama so ugly, that when she entered a haunted house, she came out with an application.
Yo mama so ugly that she saw herself six ways in the mirror!
Yo' Mama is so ugly, she has to sneak up to water fountains to get a drink.
Q: How can you tell you have a really bad case of acne?
A: It's when the blind try to read your face.
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Yo momma is so hairy when she lifts her armpit up it looks like she's got Bigfoot in a headlock.
Your mama is so ugly she jumps and the gravity did not return.