The best ugly jokes

Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said: '' holy f*ck we can't fix that.''
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has 59.59 % from 99 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
What do you call an ugly rabbit that sits on someone's forehead? Unsightly facial hare.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal, ugly
Yo mamma so ugly when she was walking to the bank. They turned of the security cameras.
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Your mama is so ugly she jumps and the gravity did not return.
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has 58.58 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: mean, science, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama so ugly that she saw herself six ways in the mirror!
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Your momma is so ugly when she look in the mirror it shattered.
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama nose is so big she could smell what the rock was cooking before he started cooking.
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has 58.42 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: food, ugly, Yo mama
Yo momma is so ugly that Superman lost his supervision and went blind.
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has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: health, ugly, Yo mama
Yo Mama's so ugly, I can f**k her in any position and it'll still be doggie-style.
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has 56.84 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: insulting, sex, ugly, Yo mama
Yo momma so skinny she looks like a mic stand.
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has 56.84 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: fat, mean, ugly, Yo mama