Yo mama so ugly when she auditioned for a horror movie they sent her to a professional!
Yo mama so ugly that when she delivered a little baby after birth the baby saw mum and screamed "It's a gorilla!".
Yo mama so hairy when she went to space the aliens thought she was chubacco.
Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said: '' holy f*ck we can't fix that.''
Your moma is so ugly...she could make medicine sick!
Yo Mama so ugly, that when she entered a haunted house, she came out with an application.
Yo mama so ugly that she saw herself six ways in the mirror!
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when I walked past your fence, she came out barking.
Yo momma is so hairy when she lifts her armpit up it looks like she's got Bigfoot in a headlock.
Yo mama's so ugly that slender-man ran from her. She's also the reason why slender-man doesn't have eyes.