Yo mama so ugly, she's the reason Mario jumps high.
An elderly couple was driving across the country. While the woman was behind the wheel, the couple was pulled over by the highway patrol. “Ma’am, did you know you were speeding?” the officer said. The woman, hard of hearing, turned to her husband and asked, “What did he say?” “He said you were speeding!” the old man yelled. The patrolman then asked, “May I see your license?” The woman turned to her husband again, “What did he say?” The old man yelled back, “He wants to see your license!” The woman then gave the officer her license. “I see you are from Arkansas,” the patrolman said. “I spent some time there once and went on a blind date with the ugliest woman I’ve ever seen.” The woman turned to her husband again and asked, “What did he say?” The old man replied, “He said he knows you!
Yo mama so hairy when she went to space the aliens thought she was chubacco.
Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said: '' holy f*ck we can't fix that.''
Your moma is so ugly...she could make medicine sick!
Yo Mama so ugly, that when she entered a haunted house, she came out with an application.
Yo mama so ugly that she saw herself six ways in the mirror!
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when I walked past your fence, she came out barking.
Yo momma is so hairy when she lifts her armpit up it looks like she's got Bigfoot in a headlock.
Yo mama's so ugly that slender-man ran from her. She's also the reason why slender-man doesn't have eyes.