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Yo mama's so fat when she is having sex, her partner doesen't know if it's in her butt or her boobs.
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Yo mama so fat when you have sex with her you have to slap her stomach and ride the wave in.
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Yo Mama's so fat, she makes Johana Hill look superbad at gaining weight.
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Q: What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? A: One's a Goodyear. The other's a great year.
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Q: Why was the guitar teacher arrested? A: For fingering a minor.
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A rabbi and a priest crash into each other at a four-way junction. They both get out of their cars and look at the wreck. They both thank God they are OK, and the priest says, ‘This must be a sign that God wanted us to meet.’ The rabbi says, ‘Yes, indeed, let’s drink.’ So the rabbi gets out some wine. They toast each other and the priest drinks his glass. But the rabbi doesn’t take a taste of his drink. Priest: ‘Why aren’t you drinking?’ Rabbi: ‘I’m waiting for the police.’
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