The best vulgar jokes

Q: What is the difference between a rooster and a whore? A: The rooster goes cock doodle do and the whore goes any cock do!
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has 65.48 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, vulgar, work
Little Johnny, "Why are you so fat?" Little Billy, "Cause Every time I fuck ur mom she gives me a doughnut."
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has 65.16 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: dirty, little Johnny, sex, vulgar, Yo mama
May: "Why did you slap me?!" Michael: "I didn't slap your face! I High fived it!" May: "I'm going to tell mom on you when we go to the sea side!" Micheal: "Uh, Shore you will." May: "Don't be such a beach."
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has 64.88 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: communication, vulgar
In an African city, there was a club that all its members had long dicks. On the other day, an European guy went to register his name in that club. When he knocked the doorkeeper asked the guy's penis length the guy said: "Mine is 10 inches long" The caretaker appeared at the door and begun laughing: "Here isn't a suitable place for you." The porter said, "Look at me I 've turned three time my dick around my waist so I'm only a caretaker and you by a baby dick."
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has 64.05 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, geography, vulgar
Q: Why do more niggers get hit by cars in the winter? A: They're easier to spot.
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has 63.83 % from 259 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, racist, vulgar, winter
Holy mother, full of grace Bless my boyfriend's gorgeous face Bless his hair that tends to curl Keep him safe from all the girls Bless his arms that are so strong Keep his hands where they belong Bless his dick, the one i sucked Bless the bed, in which we fucked And if my Mom happened to walk in Bless the shit I'd be in.
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has 63.61 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: poems, sex, vulgar
Yo mama told me that she had some wrinkles in her feet ; I suggested to wear stocking. She said : "Woo it is 50 years that I am wearing pants the chink of her ass hadn't been recovery!"
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has 63.26 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: age, communication, vulgar, Yo mama
The July temperature in Joplin climbed over the one hundred mark. Despite the scorching heat, Bozell was outside painting his house. A passerby stopped for a moment to watch him and then asked, "How cum yer wearin' two jackets?" "'Cause," said the redneck, "the directions on the can say ta put on two coats!"
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: mean, redneck, vulgar, weather
Knock-knock Who is there? A shattered penis with many diseases. What kind of illness? Gall, Aids, Gonorrhea, Syphilis... Enough, it is the best present for my mother in law.
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has 63.11 % from 245 votes. More jokes about: black humor, health, knock-knock, mother in law, vulgar
Yo mama so ugly when she went outside it was a black out.
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: ugly, vulgar, Yo mama
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