Q: What is the difference between a dogs ass and liberals? A: Nancy Pelosi won't kiss a dogs ass!
A man has visited a fortune teller because he wanted to know his future. The fortune teller has taken a look at him from his head to his toes and has said: "you will be not rich because you have a very small ass and with such an ass it is not possible to sit on two seats."
Yo Mama's so fat, she makes Johana Hill look superbad at gaining weight.
Q: Why are crippled people always picked on? A: Because they can't stand up for themselves.
Yo mama's so fat when she is having sex, her partner doesen't know if it's in her butt or her boobs.
Yo momma is so old that her titties sag all the way to hell!
Q: Why was the guitar teacher arrested? A: For fingering a minor.
Yo mama so fat when you have sex with her you have to slap her stomach and ride the wave in.
Q: What do you call that useless piece of skin around a vagina? A: A woman.
Little Johnny comes home from school, and his mom asks: "Johnny, how did it go with your exam? Was written or oral?" And Johnny says: "Mom, I think it was anal... 'Cuz it went like shit!"