The best vulgar jokes

Q: Why are crippled people always picked on? A: Because they can't stand up for themselves.
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As a child, I was afreid of ghosts. As I grew up, I realised people are more scary.
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Little Johnny was in Maths class when his teacher asked him: "Johnny, if your Mother had to repay a loan of $100,000, and you gave her $50,000, what would she need to repay the loan?" Johnny replied, "To repay the loan? $50,000 more. To stay alive? CPR."
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Yo Mama's so fat, she makes Johana Hill look superbad at gaining weight.
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Q: What do you call that useless piece of skin around a vagina? A: A woman.
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Yo mama's so fat when she is having sex, her partner doesen't know if it's in her butt or her boobs.
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Yo momma is so old that her titties sag all the way to hell!
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Q: Why was the guitar teacher arrested? A: For fingering a minor.
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Yo mama so fat when you have sex with her you have to slap her stomach and ride the wave in.
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A father notices his young son staring at something on the ground. The father approaches his son and asks what he's looking at. The boy says that he sees two daddy long legs on top of each other, and asks what they're doing. They father replies that the two spiders are having sex. It's a completely natural thing that a mommy and daddy do when they love each other. The son then asks if one is a daddy long leg and the other is a mommy long leg. The father says that they're both daddy long legs. The son stomps on them, killing them. The father asks why he did that. The boy replies "I don't want any of that faggot-ass shit in my yard."
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