The best vulgar jokes

Q: What is the difference between a dogs ass and liberals? A: Nancy Pelosi won't kiss a dogs ass!
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has 57.92 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: democrat, dog, political, vulgar
A man has visited a fortune teller because he wanted to know his future. The fortune teller has taken a look at him from his head to his toes and has said: "you will be not rich because you have a very small ass and with such an ass it is not possible to sit on two seats."
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has 56.77 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: mean, money, time, vulgar, work
Yo Mama's so fat, she makes Johana Hill look superbad at gaining weight.
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has 55.71 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, fat, insulting, vulgar, Yo mama
Q: Why are crippled people always picked on? A: Because they can't stand up for themselves.
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: black people, health, vulgar
Yo mama's so fat when she is having sex, her partner doesen't know if it's in her butt or her boobs.
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has 55.11 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, sex, vulgar, Yo mama
Yo momma is so old that her titties sag all the way to hell!
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has 54.66 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: age, insulting, vulgar, Yo mama
Q: Why was the guitar teacher arrested? A: For fingering a minor.
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has 54.31 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: music, prison, teacher, vulgar
Yo mama so fat when you have sex with her you have to slap her stomach and ride the wave in.
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has 53.78 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: dirty, fat, sex, vulgar, Yo mama
Q: What do you call that useless piece of skin around a vagina? A: A woman.
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has 53.07 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, vulgar, women
Little Johnny comes home from school, and his mom asks: "Johnny, how did it go with your exam? Was written or oral?" And Johnny says: "Mom, I think it was anal... 'Cuz it went like shit!"
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has 53.04 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: communication, little Johnny, school, vulgar
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