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Yo momma is so old that her titties sag all the way to hell!
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has 50.29 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: age, insulting, vulgar, Yo mama
What did the flower say to be the bee? "Buzz off you stupid ugly horny cunt."
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has 50.00 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: animal, communication, dirty, vulgar
Yo mama's so fat when she is having sex, her partner doesen't know if it's in her butt or her boobs.
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has 48.41 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, sex, vulgar, Yo mama
In an African city, there was a club that all its members had long dicks. On the other day, an European guy went to register his name in that club. When he knocked the doorkeeper asked the guy's penis length the guy said: "Mine is 10 inches long" The caretaker appeared at the door and begun laughing: "Here isn't a suitable place for you." The porter said, "Look at me I 've turned three time my dick around my waist so I'm only a caretaker and you by a baby dick."
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has 48.30 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, geography, vulgar
During a conversation regarding new potential Johny's job: "Johny, tell us and what is your weak feature?" Johny: "Openness!" Interviewer: "But the openness isn't a weak feature!" Johny: "Ok, but I fuck what you think!"
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has 47.97 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: communication, little Johnny, vulgar, work
A woman asks an agriculturalist: "Please, tell me what shall I do? I have a garden but nothing grows there, like flowers or vegetables." The agriculturalist says: "You know, it is to dung the garden with a good fertilizer." The woman says: "And wouldn´t it be better to plant the vegetables directly into the ass?"
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has 47.62 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: dirty, food, vulgar, work
Yo mama breath stanks so bad, instead of using baking soda, it smells like she uses baking ass!
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has 47.46 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: mean, vulgar, Yo mama
Q: Why are crippled people always picked on? A: Because they can't stand up for themselves.
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has 47.24 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: black people, health, vulgar
Little Johnny was in Maths class when his teacher asked him: "Johnny, if your Mother had to repay a loan of $100,000, and you gave her $50,000, what would she need to repay the loan?" Johnny replied, "To repay the loan? $50,000 more. To stay alive? CPR."
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has 46.97 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: black humor, little Johnny, math, money, vulgar
Q: Do you know what a Mexican motorcycle sounds like? A: Cavrone puta puta puta.
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has 46.02 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: communication, mexican, vulgar
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