Yo mama breath stanks so bad, instead of using baking soda, it smells like she uses baking ass!
Yo mama so fat when you have sex with her you have to slap her stomach and ride the wave in.
Q: What do you call that useless piece of skin around a vagina? A: A woman.
Yo mama so fat you cant tell if she got a penis or a vagina.
So that there be less strife May your dreams be sweet And your ass does not tweet tonight.
Q: Who were the first two black women? A: Aunt Jemima and Mother Fucker!
Q: What happens if your dishwasher stops working? A: You punch her in the face and remind her of her duties.
Yo mama so damn ugly,her mom throw her out the hospital window when she was born and said"You ugly ass bitch".
Q: Why do women wear makeup and perfume? A: Because they're ugly and they stink.
Roses are red "just like blood" Violets are blue "just like when I stab your face and shuve it in poo" So have you lurned that when I stab you blood comes out And shows me 1 thing your shit.