The best vulgar jokes

Q: Why are crippled people always picked on? A: Because they can't stand up for themselves.
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has 44.84 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: black people, health, vulgar
Yo mama so fat when you have sex with her you have to slap her stomach and ride the wave in.
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has 43.40 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: dirty, fat, sex, vulgar, Yo mama
Q: What do you call that useless piece of skin around a vagina? A: A woman.
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has 43.09 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, vulgar, women
Yo mama so fat you cant tell if she got a penis or a vagina.
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has 38.99 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: dirty, fat, vulgar, Yo mama
So that there be less strife May your dreams be sweet And your ass does not tweet tonight.
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has 38.25 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, poems, vulgar
Q: Who were the first two black women? A: Aunt Jemima and Mother Fucker!
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has 33.88 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: black people, insulting, vulgar, women
Q: What happens if your dishwasher stops working? A: You punch her in the face and remind her of her duties.
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has 28.27 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: black humor, vulgar, women, work
Q: Why do women wear makeup and perfume? A: Because they're ugly and they stink.
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has 19.71 % from 99 votes. More jokes about: beauty, dirty, ugly, vulgar, women
Yo mama so damn ugly,her mom throw her out the hospital window when she was born and said"You ugly ass bitch".
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has 19.02 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: hospital, morbid, ugly, vulgar, Yo mama
Roses are red "just like blood" Violets are blue "just like when I stab your face and shuve it in poo" So have you lurned that when I stab you blood comes out And shows me 1 thing your shit.
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has 15.67 % from 102 votes. More jokes about: insulting, poems, vulgar
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