The best vulgar jokes

Q: What do you call that useless piece of skin around a vagina? A: A woman.
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has 46.07 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, vulgar, women
Q: Do you know what a Mexican motorcycle sounds like? A: Cavrone puta puta puta.
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has 44.95 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: communication, mexican, vulgar
Yo mama so fat when you have sex with her you have to slap her stomach and ride the wave in.
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has 44.84 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: dirty, fat, sex, vulgar, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat you cant tell if she got a penis or a vagina.
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has 40.39 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: dirty, fat, vulgar, Yo mama
So that there be less strife May your dreams be sweet And your ass does not tweet tonight.
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has 36.82 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, poems, vulgar
Q: Who were the first two black women? A: Aunt Jemima and Mother Fucker!
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has 34.57 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: black people, insulting, vulgar, women
Q: What happens if your dishwasher stops working? A: You punch her in the face and remind her of her duties.
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has 28.27 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: black humor, vulgar, women, work
Yo mama so damn ugly,her mom throw her out the hospital window when she was born and said"You ugly ass bitch".
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has 20.19 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: hospital, morbid, ugly, vulgar, Yo mama
Q: Why do women wear makeup and perfume? A: Because they're ugly and they stink.
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has 17.63 % from 91 votes. More jokes about: beauty, dirty, ugly, vulgar, women
Roses are red "just like blood" Violets are blue "just like when I stab your face and shuve it in poo" So have you lurned that when I stab you blood comes out And shows me 1 thing your shit.
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has 16.50 % from 97 votes. More jokes about: insulting, poems, vulgar
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