Q: What do you call that useless piece of skin around a vagina?
A: A woman.
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Q: Do you know what a Mexican motorcycle sounds like?
A: Cavrone puta puta puta.
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Yo mama so fat when you have sex with her you have to slap her stomach and ride the wave in.
Yo mama so fat you cant tell if she got a penis or a vagina.
So that there be less strife
May your dreams be sweet
And your ass does not tweet tonight.
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Q: Who were the first two black women?
A: Aunt Jemima and Mother Fucker!
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Q: What happens if your dishwasher stops working?
A: You punch her in the face and remind her of her duties.
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Yo mama so damn ugly,her mom throw her out the hospital window when she was born and said"You ugly ass bitch".
Q: Why do women wear makeup and perfume?
A: Because they're ugly and they stink.
Roses are red "just like blood"
Violets are blue "just like when I stab your face and shuve it in poo"
So have you lurned that when I stab you blood comes out
And shows me 1 thing your shit.