Q: Why are crippled people always picked on? A: Because they can't stand up for themselves.
Knock-knock Who is there? A shattered penis with many diseases. What kind of illness? Gall, Aids, Gonorrhea, Syphilis... Enough, it is the best present for my mother in law.
Q: Why do more niggers get hit by cars in the winter? A: They're easier to spot.
A cowboy and a retard are sitting at home bored. The cowboy says," let's go down to the bowling alley and beat up niggers." The retard says ," OK ". When they arrive , the cowboy sees five black dudes bowling. He goes over and starts beating their asses. He stops and looks to see the retard smashing bowling balls with a sledgehammer. He goes over and says, " hey... I thought we was gonna beat up niggers?" The retard responds, " yeah...you get the live ones, I'll kill the eggs ."
Q: Who were the first two black women? A: Aunt Jemima and Mother Fucker!
"Madam, your son just called me an ugly swine!" The mother apologizes shamefacedly, "I'm so sorry, I must have told him like a thousand times it is wrong to judge people just from how they look..."
what do black people and bicycles have in common? They only work with a chain on.
What do you say when you see your TV floating in the dark? "Drop it nigger!"
What do you call four niggers, in a car, driving off a cliff? A waste. You could've fit two more in the trunk.
In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease".
On Sunday little Johnny with his dad went for bathing. The ground was slippery. So poor boy for avoiding of knocking down grabbed his father's penis. His father smiled and told him: "Oh boy you are lucky. If you were with your mother you were concussion!"