Q: Why are crippled people always picked on?
A: Because they can't stand up for themselves.
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Who is there?
A shattered penis with many diseases.
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Enough, it is the best present for my mother in law.
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Q: Why do more niggers get hit by cars in the winter?
A: They're easier to spot.
A cowboy and a retard are sitting at home bored.
The cowboy says," let's go down to the bowling alley and beat up niggers."
The retard says ," OK ".
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He goes over and starts beating their asses.
He stops and looks to see the retard smashing bowling balls with a sledgehammer.
He goes over and says, " hey... I thought we was gonna beat up niggers?"
The retard responds, " yeah...you get the live ones, I'll kill the eggs ."
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Q: Who were the first two black women?
A: Aunt Jemima and Mother Fucker!
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In South Africa a nigger was walking with a parrot on his shoulder and on his way he meets with a white guy.
He is so cute!
Does he speak?
Asks the white guy.
I don’t know I just bought him!
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Q: What's the difference between a whore and a bitch?
A: A whore fucks everybody and a bitch fucks everybody but you.
How does a black woman know when she's pregnant?
When she pulls out her tampon all the cotton is picked off.
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Waiter: "Sir Please sit down, this is the 100th time I telling you, we serve everyone here."
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