Q: Why are crippled people always picked on?
A: Because they can't stand up for themselves.
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Who is there?
A shattered penis with many diseases.
What kind of illness?
Gall, Aids, Gonorrhea, Syphilis...
Enough, it is the best present for my mother in law.
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Q: Why do more niggers get hit by cars in the winter?
A: They're easier to spot.
A cowboy and a retard are sitting at home bored.
The cowboy says," let's go down to the bowling alley and beat up niggers."
The retard says ," OK ".
When they arrive , the cowboy sees five black dudes bowling.
He goes over and starts beating their asses.
He stops and looks to see the retard smashing bowling balls with a sledgehammer.
He goes over and says, " hey... I thought we was gonna beat up niggers?"
The retard responds, " yeah...you get the live ones, I'll kill the eggs ."
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Q: Who were the first two black women?
A: Aunt Jemima and Mother Fucker!
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I walked out of the store and saw a car full of black people lock their car doors i felt pretty badass until i realized it was my car.
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What happens when you kiss a canary?
You get chirpes, it can't be tweeted because its a canarial disease.
What’s red, black, red, black, red, black, red and white?
A nigger that’s masturbating himself!
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Patient to friend: "I saw the doctor to day about my loss of memory."
Friend: "What did he do?"
Patient: "He made me pay him in advance."
Q: What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say?
A: Beat it. We're closed.