The best weather jokes

Chuck Norris doesn't contribute to global warming, he exhales pure oxygen.
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has 44.46 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
Chuck Norris can strike the same lightning twice.
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has 43.46 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
I'm no weather man, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight.
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has 40.76 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, sex, weather
McNally was taking his first plane ride, flying over the Rocky Mountains. The stewardess handed him a piece of chewing gum. "It’s to keep your ears from popping at high altitudes," she explains. When the plane landed McNally rushed up to her. "Miss," he said, "I’m meetin’ me wife right away. How do I get the gum out of me ears?" Kelly was standing in front of Cohan’s Tavern when he saw a driverless car rolling slowly down the street. He ran to the car, jumped in, and pulled on the emergency brake with a jerk. Kelly got out and very proudly said to the man approaching him, "I stopped it!" "I know, you idiot!" said the man. "I was pushing it!"
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has 39.32 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: airplane, life, weather, wife
Chuck Norris can blow a tornado away.
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has 38.75 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
Chuck Norris can blow the answers away from the wind.
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has 38.22 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
Global warming is the result of Chuck Norris getting mad.
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has 37.36 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
Lightening is too slow to strike Chuck Norris.
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has 36.64 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
Chuck Norris can paint the rainbow... with black.
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has 35.66 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
Yo mama so fat she the one that caused global warming when she farted.
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has 35.66 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: fart, fat, weather, Yo mama
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