The best weather jokes

Yo momma’s so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran and got a bowl.
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has 48.02 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: food, stupid, weather, Yo mama
Lightning doesn't strike Chuck Norris, chuck norris strikes lightning!
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has 47.86 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
Chuck Norris can "make it rain in Southern California".
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has 47.21 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
Hurricanes are really just Chuck Norris breathing into the rain.
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has 46.70 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
Chuck Norris can wipe rainwater from inside his car.
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has 45.58 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris, weather
Chuck Norris can stand the rain...
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has 43.61 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
What are the similarities between a new wife and a tornado, there's a lot of suckin and blowin and then u lose ur house.
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has 43.52 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: marriage, weather, wife
I'm no weather man, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight.
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has 43.51 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, sex, weather
Chuck Norris can strike the same lightning twice.
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has 43.40 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
Chuck Norris owns the gold color at the end of the rainbow.
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has 42.61 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
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