The best weather jokes

The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.
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has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
Chuck Norris can wipe rainwater from inside his car.
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has 49.51 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris, weather
Chuck Norris can "make it rain in Southern California".
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has 49.30 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
After Chuck Norris sweats the sweat evaporates into the sky and forms what we call lightning.
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has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
The climate requires Chuck's permission to change.
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
Yo momma’s so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran and got a bowl.
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has 48.02 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: food, stupid, weather, Yo mama
Chuck Norris owns the gold color at the end of the rainbow.
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has 46.54 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
What are the similarities between a new wife and a tornado, there's a lot of suckin and blowin and then u lose ur house.
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has 45.29 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: marriage, weather, wife
Q: What do the mosquito parents say to their small children, when they see people lying on the sandy beach during a hot summer day more than 15 minutes? A: "Kids, prepare the cutlery and your chin-straps. Our lunch is already heated up and ready for the consumption!"
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has 45.29 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: animal, food, kids, time, weather
No man can perfectly predict the weather, not even Chuck Norris. But the weather DOES try to predict what kind of day Chuck would like to have...
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has 44.46 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather