There were three women who always hung their laundry out in the backyard. Two of the women noticed Sophie never had her laundry out on days that it rained. One day, they were all out in the backyard putting their clothes on the line when one of the women said to Sophie, "How come when it rains, your laundry is never out?" "Well," said Sophie, "when I wake up in the morning, I look over at Paul. If his penis is hanging over his right leg, I know I can hang out the wash. If his penis is hanging over his left leg, I know it's going to rain, so I don't hang out the wash." "What if it is pointed straight up?" asked one of the women. "On a day like that, I don't bother with the laundry."
Q: What do women, tornadoes and hurricanes have in common? A: They all get the house.
Three old guys are out walking. First one says, “Windy, isn’t it?” Second one says, “No, its Thursday!” Third one says, “So am I. Let’s go get a beer.”
It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the intercom: “Will the students who are parked on University Drive please move their cars so that we may begin plowing. ” Twenty minutes later there was another announcement: “Will the nine hundred students who went to move fourteen cars return to class.”
What are the similarities between a new wife and a tornado, there's a lot of suckin and blowin and then u lose ur house.
Men are like.....Weather. Nothing can be done to change either one of them.
Why did the mean teacher walk around with her purse open? She'd read there was going to be some change in the weather.
In what type of weather is the vet the busiest? When its raining cats and dogs.
Why do blondes like lightning? "They think someone is taking their picture."
What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? A Avalanche.