There is no such things as a tornado. Just Chuck Norris proving that ballet ain't that hard.
Chuck Norris can create tornados by running around in circles.
Global warming is caused by transient energy leftover from Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks.
The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.
After Chuck Norris sweats the sweat evaporates into the sky and forms what we call lightning.
The climate requires Chuck's permission to change.
Q: What do the mosquito parents say to their small children, when they see people lying on the sandy beach during a hot summer day more than 15 minutes? A: "Kids, prepare the cutlery and your chin-straps. Our lunch is already heated up and ready for the consumption!"
What are the similarities between a new wife and a tornado, there's a lot of suckin and blowin and then u lose ur house.
No man can perfectly predict the weather, not even Chuck Norris. But the weather DOES try to predict what kind of day Chuck would like to have...
Chuck Norris doesn't contribute to global warming, he exhales pure oxygen.