The best white people jokes

Q: What do you call a white guy who needs to go somewhere across town but does not own an automobile? A: A taxi.
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has 64.52 % from 713 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, white people, work
AT WORK, Michael: Why you white guys always so happy? Casey: Because I make love to my wife every morning before work. Michael: Say whaaat? You get her to make love EVERY morning? How do you do that? Casey: It's easy, I just say a poem, women love poems and will fall for them all the time. Michael: Ok, what kind of poem can you say to make her make love every morning? Casey: I say, "blonde hair, blonde hair, eyes of blue, I love to wake up and make love to you. Michael: HAHAAA she falls for that? Casey: yes you should try it. NEXT DAY TYRONE COMES IN WITH BLACK EYE FAT LIP AND A TOOTH MISSING. Casey: What happened to you? Michael: Well, I said a poem to my wife and she didn't like it. Casey: She didn't like it? What did you say? Michael: Nappy head, nappy head, eyes like a frog, if I could roll your fat ass over I would do you like a dog.
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has 64.40 % from 395 votes. More jokes about: black people, poems, sex, white people
A white boy and a black boy were arguing one day. The white boy screams "God is white!" The black boy screams "God is black!" This goes on and on for about an hour when all of a sudden there comes a loud crack of lightning and the heavens open up and a booming voice says "I am what I am." The white boy jumps up and says "See, I told you so!" To which the black boy says "How does that prove God's white?" The white boy replies "Because if God were black he would have said, "I is what I is."
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has 61.43 % from 178 votes. More jokes about: black people, communication, insulting, kids, white people
When a white person delivers an asian baby. White person: "Congratulations he looks like your husband... mom... cousin... uncle... neighbor..."
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has 60.53 % from 277 votes. More jokes about: asian, racist, white people
Q: What's the scariest thing about a white man in prison? A: You know that he actually did it.
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has 59.17 % from 141 votes. More jokes about: prison, white people
Q. What do you call 300 white men chasing a black man? A. The PGA tour
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has 58.26 % from 246 votes. More jokes about: black people, golf, sport, white people
Q: How do you piss off a white person? A: Call him a racist.
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has 57.45 % from 296 votes. More jokes about: racist, white people
An Indian and an African walk into a bar... Just jokin'. It's just two liberal white women.
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has 54.71 % from 181 votes. More jokes about: bar, democrat, political, racist, white people
Q: How do you know Noah was a White man? A: No nigger could stay on a boat for 40 days without eating the chickens!
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has 54.54 % from 710 votes. More jokes about: animal, black people, food, racist, white people
Q: What do men and garbage bags have in common? A: Black are bigger than white.
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has 54.43 % from 161 votes. More jokes about: black people, dirty, insulting, racist, white people