The best white people jokes

Q: What do you call a white guy who needs to go somewhere across town but does not own an automobile? A: A taxi.
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has 64.71 % from 702 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, white people, work
AT WORK, Michael: Why you white guys always so happy? Casey: Because I make love to my wife every morning before work. Michael: Say whaaat? You get her to make love EVERY morning? How do you do that? Casey: It's easy, I just say a poem, women love poems and will fall for them all the time. Michael: Ok, what kind of poem can you say to make her make love every morning? Casey: I say, "blonde hair, blonde hair, eyes of blue, I love to wake up and make love to you. Michael: HAHAAA she falls for that? Casey: yes you should try it. NEXT DAY TYRONE COMES IN WITH BLACK EYE FAT LIP AND A TOOTH MISSING. Casey: What happened to you? Michael: Well, I said a poem to my wife and she didn't like it. Casey: She didn't like it? What did you say? Michael: Nappy head, nappy head, eyes like a frog, if I could roll your fat ass over I would do you like a dog.
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has 64.57 % from 367 votes. More jokes about: black people, poems, sex, white people
When a white person delivers an asian baby. White person: "Congratulations he looks like your husband... mom... cousin... uncle... neighbor..."
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has 61.24 % from 252 votes. More jokes about: asian, racist, white people
Q: What's the scariest thing about a white man in prison? A: You know that he actually did it.
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has 60.84 % from 125 votes. More jokes about: prison, white people
A white boy and a black boy were arguing one day. The white boy screams "God is white!" The black boy screams "God is black!" This goes on and on for about an hour when all of a sudden there comes a loud crack of lightning and the heavens open up and a booming voice says "I am what I am." The white boy jumps up and says "See, I told you so!" To which the black boy says "How does that prove God's white?" The white boy replies "Because if God were black he would have said, "I is what I is."
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has 60.66 % from 155 votes. More jokes about: black people, communication, insulting, kids, white people
Q: How do you piss off a white person? A: Call him a racist.
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has 58.89 % from 281 votes. More jokes about: racist, white people
Q: What do men and garbage bags have in common? A: Black are bigger than white.
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has 58.89 % from 132 votes. More jokes about: black people, dirty, insulting, racist, white people
Q. What do you call 300 white men chasing a black man? A. The PGA tour
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has 57.69 % from 235 votes. More jokes about: black people, golf, sport, white people
Q: How do you know Noah was a White man? A: No nigger could stay on a boat for 40 days without eating the chickens!
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has 55.09 % from 682 votes. More jokes about: animal, black people, food, racist, white people
A little boy asks his Mum "why am I black and you are white ?" "Don't even ask," she replies "when I think back to that party... you are lucky that you not bark !"
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has 54.98 % from 175 votes. More jokes about: black people, dirty, kids, party, white people