The best white people jokes

Women are just like fine wine. I only like the white ones.
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The Winter Olympics. Letting white people win at sports no one else can afford to learn.
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Three guys are on a plane, ones black, ones white, and ones Mexican. The pilot says: "there's to much weight you all need to throw something off the plane." The black guy throws his Jordan's and says: "we have to many of these in our country" The Mexican throws off his lawn mower and says: "we have to many of these in our country". The white guys throws the Mexican and says: "we have to many of these in our country"
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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 3 niggers? In trouble. What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 niggers? Coach. What do you call a white guy surrounded by 1000 niggers? Prison Warden.
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What do you call a bunch of white people in a elevator? A box of crakers.
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Q: How do you know Noah was a White man? A: No nigger could stay on a boat for 40 days without eating the chickens!
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Q: What do you call white people running down a hill? A: An avalanche. Q: What do you call Mexicans running down a hill? A: A mudslide. Q: What do you call black people running down a hill? A: A jail break.
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What is the difference between a black monopoly board and a white one. The black on you roll any number and you go to jail.
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An Indian and an African walk into a bar... Just jokin'. It's just two liberal white women.
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Q: How do you piss off a white person? A: Call him a racist.
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