The best jokes about women

Q: Why was the blonde girl's belly button bruised? A: Because blonde men are dumb too.
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has 67.34 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: blonde, men, sex, stupid, women
Warning ladies! Never trust a man who calls you "SEXY". This is why. When he removes the letter 'Y' it means you're down for "SEX". After sex, he will remove the letter "S" and start calling you his "EX".
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has 67.15 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: men, sex, women
Two men work in a mortuary. One says to another, "You should see that woman they brought in today. She'd been in the water for a week. Her clit was like a pickle." "Ew!" says the other fellow. "It was green?" "No, it was sour!"
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has 67.07 % from 243 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, women, work
Q: Why is a sheep better than a woman? A: A sheep doesn't care if you fuck her sister.
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has 66.98 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, family, sex, women
Boy: "You know unlike all these other guys, I can make you really happy" Girl: "Why are you leaving?"
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has 66.96 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: flirt, mean, men, women
A chubbier woman: "Mirror, Mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?" Mirror: "Kindly move aside. I can't see anything."
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has 66.96 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, women
I told my friend that she drew her eyebrows on too high. She looked surprised.
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has 66.92 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: women
A woman went to a doctor and said , doctor, I have a problem. Every time I sneeze I have an orgasm. The doctor said, oh really, what have you been doing for it. The woman replied, snorting pepper.
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has 66.77 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: women
If pretty women from the south are southern bells, would that make pretty women from Mexico taco bells?
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has 66.62 % from 91 votes. More jokes about: beauty, mexican, racist, women
I just had an argument with a girl I know. She was saying how that it's unfair that if a guy fucks a different girl every week, he's a legend, but if a girl fucks just two guys in a year, she's a slut. So in response, I told her that if a key opens lots of locks, then it's a master key. But if a lock is opened by lots of keys, then it's a shitty lock. That shut her up.
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has 66.49 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: communication, mean, men, sex, women
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