The best jokes about women

Phil, a smart and handsome young man, dressed in the latest fashion, walked into this local pub. He noticed a woman gazing at him without blinking her big eyes. Phil felt flattered so he walked up to the woman and said in his deepest voice, "I'll do anything you wish, beautiful lady, for just £10 but on one condition." "The woman appeared to be trapped in the moment and asked as if in a trance,'What's your condition?" Phil answered, "Tell me your wish in just three words." There was a long pause, the woman opened her purse, counted out the money and handed it to the man along with her address. She then looked deeply into his eyes and whispered, "Clean my house."
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has 67.89 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: beauty, communication, money, women
Did you ever notice: Everything on a woman's upper body starts with a "B". Blouse, Bra, Bikini, Boobs and lower body with a "P" Peticoat, panties, pussy... That's origin of "BP"!
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has 67.88 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: communication, women
Men are born between the legs of women and spend all their life trying to get back between them. Why? Theres no place like home ...
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has 67.85 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: life, men, women
A sexy woman walks up to the counter and motions the bartender over. She starts to run her fingers through his hair and asks to speak to the manager. The Bartender replies, "Sorry, the manager is out. Can I help you?" By this time the woman has run her fingers over his face and in his mouth where the horny bartender is gently sucking on them. She says, "You sure he isn’t here?" The bartender mumbles through her fingers, "Yes, he’s out for another 2 hours. Are you sure there is nothing I can do to help?" The woman then says, "Oh, I only wanted to tell him there’s no toilet paper or soap in the ladies toilets!"
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has 67.78 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: women
I've spent the past two years looking for my ex-girlfriend's killer... but no one will do it.
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has 67.78 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: relationship, time, women
Q: Why do women have two holes so close together? A: In case you miss.
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has 67.76 % from 105 votes. More jokes about: sex, women
One attractive young businesswoman to another over lunch: "My life is all math. I am trying to add to my income, subtract from my weight, divide my time, and avoid multiplying."
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has 67.68 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: business, life, math, time, women
Nothing beats a beautiful woman who can sing... except Chris Brown.
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has 67.68 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: beauty, celebrity, music, women
What do women and condoms have in common? If they're not on your dick they're in your wallet.
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has 67.66 % from 129 votes. More jokes about: women
There was an ad in the newspaper: An agriculturist looks for a woman with a tractor. The photo of the tractor is required.
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has 67.64 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: car, men, women
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