Woman to her husband while at it: "Please say dirty things to me!" Man: "Bath, Kitchen, Living room..."
Lady: Is this my train? Station Master: No, it belongs to the Railway Company. Lady: Don’t try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to New Delhi. Station Master: No Madam, I’m afraid it’s too heavy.
Boy: "You know unlike all these other guys, I can make you really happy" Girl: "Why are you leaving?"
Q: How are women and a hurricane alike? A: When they arrive they're both wet and wild, when they leave, they take your house and your car.
Snooki is so short and orange that she works part time as a traffic cone.
"Sorry sir, are these plastic flowers?" "As natural!" "What? They are natural?" "No, plastic!" "But, for Christ Sake, sir! Are they natural or plastic?" "Natural plastic!"
Q: Why is the space between a woman's breasts and her hips called a waist? A: Because you could easily fit another pair of tits in there.
Question: Why do men fart more than women? Answer: Because women won’t shut up long enough to build up pressure.
Q: What's the similarity between a woman and dog poop? A: The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 95%. It's called a Wedding Cake.