Q: What's the similarity between a woman and dog poop? A: The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.
Q: Why don't women wear watches? A: There's a clock on the stove!
The ladies say I'm like Usain Bolt in the bedroom... I usually wear a yellow and green vest.
Q: What was the first word out of Adam's mouth when he first saw Eve? A: Whoa man! Thus, the word "woman" was created.
One attractive young businesswoman to another over lunch: "My life is all math. I am trying to add to my income, subtract from my weight, divide my time, and avoid multiplying."
I want me a big black girl...the type of woman that sits in the car and it looks like it's got tinted windows.
A nice lady in a short skirt walks up to a police man on the street and says, "I have a problem." The police man asked her what it is, she points to a man across the street and says, "See that man?" The police man replies, "Yes, is he watching you?" She replies, " NO!, that is the problem!"
Q: Why do women wear black underwear? A: They are mourning for the stiff they buried the night before.
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 95%. It's called a Wedding Cake.
What do you call a black woman thats had 5 or more abortions? Crime fighter.